record number: 1 recorder: mono-1 timestamp: Thu Dec 31 23:58:33 1903

test 1

record number: 2 recorder: mono-2 timestamp: Thu Dec 31 23:58:38 1903

test 2

record number: 3 recorder: mono-3 timestamp: Fri Jul 20 01:51:28 2001

test 3

record number: 4 recorder: mono-4 timestamp: Fri Jul 20 02:22:37 2001

test 4

what happened to duplicate mono-3?

record number: 5 recorder: Anon-1 timestamp: Sun Jul 22 03:18:31 2001

test 1
from color


record number: 6 recorder: mono2-1 timestamp: Thu Dec 31 23:58:52 1903

seq 1



record number: 7 recorder: mono2-2 timestamp: Thu Dec 31 23:59:07 1903

seq 2

bla


record number: 8 recorder: color-9 timestamp: Sun Jul 22 17:03:32 2001

foo!

record number: 9 recorder: mono2-3 timestamp: Thu Dec 31 23:57:54 1903

boo

record number: 10 recorder: mono2-4 timestamp: Sun Jul 22 17:07:44 2001

test  
5:07 7/22/01



record number: 11 recorder: color-10 timestamp: Sun Jul 22 17:09:51 2001

test
5:09 7/22/01

record number: 12 recorder: protius-1 timestamp: Sun Jul 22 19:58:27 2001

missing presumed wed. -Tom
hush you! -Tet
that sounded unusually guilty. -Tom



record number: 13 recorder: protius-2 timestamp: Sun Jul 22 20:05:40 2001

Its just wrong!
eugggh
now that was a squick! -KJ
(on crystal gravy)

record number: 14 recorder: protius-3 timestamp: Mon Jul 23 19:46:15 2001

Its that tall geeky guy with hair! -KJ
Hows it hanging... -Tet


record number: 15 recorder: protius-4 timestamp: Mon Jul 23 19:54:10 2001

Bowling alleys never made it out of the 80's did they? -KJ
Oh man, they were in the 70's until the 90's. -GS

record number: 16 recorder: protius-5 timestamp: Tue Jul 24 21:25:37 2001

Aparently that made him pass his man test... -KJ
I passed mine the moment they said "its a boy!" -Tet

record number: 17 recorder: protius-6 timestamp: Tue Jul 24 22:19:52 2001

I trust their hunting skills as far as...  
well I can throw them pretty far...
they would not last long in the wild. -Tet (on his ferrets)

record number: 18 recorder: protius-7 timestamp: Wed Jul 25 20:36:39 2001

Wheres our waitress? -?
We have a moose. -Tom
Refills! -Tet
That's not mountain dew... -Tet

record number: 19 recorder: protius-8 timestamp: Wed Jul 25 21:03:55 2001

It was like two rhinos wresling under a tarp. -Cre
pot kettle , hippo. -Tet

(on the size of Tets butt)

record number: 20 recorder: protius-9 timestamp: Thu Jul 26 17:10:34 2001

Computer: transport my furnature to this address.  arrange it nicely. -KJ
(on moving with a transporter)

record number: 21 recorder: protius-10 timestamp: Fri Jul 27 11:27:33 2001

button: I survived the Anthrocon 5 registration line. 
-Mousepaws
(and all I got was this lousy con badge. -Crea)

record number: 22 recorder: protius-11 timestamp: Fri Jul 27 15:53:16 2001

My obliviosity is working even better than I realized! -Tom
yes... cherish it. -GS

record number: 23 recorder: protius-12 timestamp: Fri Jul 27 19:36:04 2001

Would you show it to Kage's mother? -GS
She likes this kind of stuff. -unknown

record number: 24 recorder: protius-13 timestamp: Sat Jul 28 12:59:18 2001

There is some exceptionaly kinky stuff here this year.  I'm amost tempted to buy it. -KJ
(on the ac adult art auction)


record number: 25 recorder: protius-14 timestamp: Sat Jul 28 14:56:14 2001

button: failure is not an option.  its standard equipment.


record number: 26 recorder: protius-15 timestamp: Sun Jul 29 18:20:31 2001

You just want to turn that knob again don't you? -Kes
uhm... Yes.  bzort!- GS
(on the spark generator)


record number: 27 recorder: protius-16 timestamp: Mon Jul 30 09:54:25 2001

That pixel looks like me! -TJ coyote
(on a digital group pixel)

record number: 28 recorder: protius-17 timestamp: Mon Jul 30 09:55:46 2001

All 3 of them reach the wrong floor at around the same time.  -unknown
(on the ac elevators)

record number: 29 recorder: protius-18 timestamp: Mon Jul 30 12:58:55 2001

I don't care how big your car is, how big is your insurance? -Tom
(on SUVs on the highway)
button?

record number: 30 recorder: protius-19 timestamp: Tue Jul 31 21:00:01 2001

button: Presented in original aspect ratio.

record number: 31 recorder: protius-20 timestamp: Fri Aug 3 21:05:43 2001

Brain out of level... recalibrating. -KJ
(his gyro fell over)

record number: 32 recorder: protius-21 timestamp: Sat Aug 4 20:56:37 2001

Don't look at it, look through it. -GS
ooooh! -Tet, KJ, Tom
(on his layered beverage)

record number: 33 recorder: protius-22 timestamp: Mon Aug 6 23:24:40 2001

People who arn't freeks are either very shallow, or in denial. -GS

record number: 34 recorder: protius-23 timestamp: Wed Aug 8 20:29:01 2001

Aparently there is some magic where after its done distributing viruses, it tells everyone your on vacation. -Tet
(on ms outlook and the vacation program)

record number: 35 recorder: protius-24 timestamp: Fri Aug 10 18:35:20 2001

button: whats it like when your working set fits into cache?

record number: 36 recorder: protius-25 timestamp: Fri Aug 10 21:42:28 2001

He was like infraredneck. -Tet
(on a guy who was commenting on his weirdload sticker)

record number: 37 recorder: protius-26 timestamp: Fri Aug 10 22:50:40 2001

I think sitting on my ass is relatively low impact.  Unless you're a couch. -Tet

record number: 38 recorder: protius-27 timestamp: Sun Aug 12 19:28:46 2001

I think if one of my ideas flashed by, he would be arrested. -GS

record number: 39 recorder: protius-28 timestamp: Tue Aug 14 21:12:31 2001

button: balistic condoment research labs.

record number: 40 recorder: protius-29 timestamp: Sat Aug 18 15:31:02 2001

Mr hankies wild ride!  4 to a log. -KJ
(on the log flume at king's dominion)

record number: 41 recorder: protius-30 timestamp: Sat Aug 18 20:24:21 2001

Why did you put 6 cloves of garlic in?-PG
because thats all we had! -Tom

record number: 42 recorder: protius-31 timestamp: Sun Aug 19 20:26:10 2001

We could make a non-stick clue-by-four. -Tom
(swing) fwip... shit...  -KJ
(discussing teflon)

record number: 43 recorder: protius-32 timestamp: Fri Aug 24 22:11:15 2001

Your right there is a floor in front of the TV. -Tom
Theres a kitchen too. -KJ
Where?-Tom
Underneath the coffee table. -KJ
(KJ had allegedly been cleaning)


record number: 44 recorder: protius-33 timestamp: Tue Aug 28 20:17:26 2001

sporn! -everyone
sporn on a cob! -Tet
get off my brainwave! -KJ


record number: 45 recorder: Old-1 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:36:51 2001

I want to know the burst strength of a cauldron. -GS
I want something which can burst cauldrons. -KJ

record number: 46 recorder: Old-2 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:37:16 2001

I'm going to kill myself. -Tom
Just don't break the camera. -Laura

record number: 47 recorder: Old-3 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:37:40 2001

Helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon, radon...
and no those are not athletic shoes! -GS
I thought they were cars. -KJ


record number: 48 recorder: Old-4 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:38:06 2001

if the cheaper one is sufficient, then it is cheaper. -KJ
ker-quote... -Tom
Gnar! -KJ

record number: 49 recorder: Old-5 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:38:41 2001

I am unfamilier with the utz logic family.  Chips are either cmos or ttl...-Tom
you are being geekier than me. -KJ
no, just geek of a different flavor. -Tom
I'll get Ka to recite poetry! -KJ

record number: 50 recorder: Old-6 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:39:06 2001

Do I want to be sick or innocent?-Rigel
like duh!  If you have to ask... -everyone

record number: 51 recorder: Old-7 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:39:30 2001

Romper room made me who I am today.  That and watching all those episodes of secret garden. -Xxydex


record number: 52 recorder: Old-8 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:39:46 2001

I am a moose!  And a sharpened duck...-Tet

record number: 53 recorder: Old-9 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:40:21 2001

Welcome back to there. -GS
(as in "don't go...")

record number: 54 recorder: Old-10 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:40:33 2001

I am pyroo! Hear me sizzle! -KJ

record number: 55 recorder: Old-11 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:40:45 2001

I sentance you to death, for being icky! -KJ (on a spider in his camper)

record number: 56 recorder: Old-12 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:40:59 2001

that it? -KJ (to sky)
gooosh! -KJ, Tom
(about a rain storm stopping)

record number: 57 recorder: Old-13 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:41:12 2001

You see people, we know how lame we are, so we dress like animals. -KJ
.

record number: 58 recorder: Old-14 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:41:32 2001

That is an evil concoction. -KJ
you have no idea.  This may not have been a successful attempt. -Tom
(orange pop, and dr pepper)


record number: 59 recorder: Old-15 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:41:49 2001

I'm not trying to be different.. I'm trying to be normal and this is as close as I can get.. -GS

record number: 60 recorder: Old-16 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:41:59 2001

Who knows what evil lurks in the 
forest. -GS
Yea us! -Tet

record number: 61 recorder: Old-17 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:42:08 2001

Card me! Card me please!  I feel old. -Tet


record number: 62 recorder: Old-18 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:42:22 2001

I spent an entertaining evening reading about nuclear physics. -Tom
Did you have any involvement? -KJ
I deny any involvement.  He's the one who has deuterium on his desk. -GS


record number: 63 recorder: Old-19 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:42:45 2001

*waving hammer* if i had a hammer i'd be dangerous...
ooh we can squish cans with the hammer -9! -KJ


record number: 64 recorder: Old-20 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:42:56 2001

Thankyou for sharing.  SIGTMI! -KJ

record number: 65 recorder: Old-21 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:43:27 2001

One of my aconplishments as a small evil child...-TJ
Now you are a large evil child... -KJ
Yes... -TJ
With money! -KJ


record number: 66 recorder: Old-22 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:43:41 2001

Whats your orentation?
Mines straight. -Galen
In what direction? -GS


record number: 67 recorder: Old-23 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:43:56 2001

I think i'll run away screaming now.-GS
Sounds like a plan. -Crea
(on KJ's log splitting attempts)

record number: 68 recorder: Old-24 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:44:07 2001

You know how to deal. -Galen
But i don't know how to shuffle! -rigel


record number: 69 recorder: Old-25 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:44:35 2001

dan's pinball game. -Tom
warning!  May cause death!-KJ

record number: 70 recorder: Old-26 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:44:48 2001

You havn't seen wrong until you've read transformers robot porn. -Tet
(ker-cringe) What does a brain anurism feel like? -KJ

record number: 71 recorder: Old-27 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:45:05 2001

Unfortunately I didn't realize I said it until after I said it. -KJ
(on the adjustable thing which you could adjust)

record number: 72 recorder: Old-28 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:45:24 2001

Add frosting to the list of things to remove from the carpet. -GS
I need to remove carpet from my fork. -KJ

record number: 73 recorder: Old-29 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:45:42 2001

Why do i get the feeling this piece of cheese is going to go away? -KJ
You are psycic! -GS
that is mine! -KJ
ker-yoink. -Tom

record number: 74 recorder: Old-30 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:45:56 2001

No touchie the top no touchie the bottom. -KJ
The middle however... -Tom
No touchie the middle anyway. -KJ
what is the breakdown voltage of glass? -GS

record number: 75 recorder: Old-31 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:46:12 2001

Are you bored? -Tom
Whatever gave you that idea? -KJ
The blubbing noises actualy. -Tom
Curses foiled again. -KJ

record number: 76 recorder: Old-32 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:46:39 2001

It is clean, you could eat off of there!. -KJ
Bull Shit!-Tet
No it is not... It is  much much worse. -KJ

record number: 77 recorder: Old-33 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:46:53 2001

I like fursuits. -KJ
thats very interesting. -Eliza
(eliza is an old ai program)

record number: 78 recorder: Old-34 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:47:05 2001

I have no idea where that came from.  Im hoping theres nothing left. -Tet
Don't go there anymore. -KJ

record number: 79 recorder: Old-35 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:47:18 2001

Quick everyone stare at me now. -GS
Ok! -everyone
Ok you can stop now. -GS


record number: 80 recorder: Old-36 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:47:34 2001

No science for you!  -Tet

record number: 81 recorder: Old-37 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:47:57 2001

There is only so much sugar as will disolve in water.  The quantity which I call not enough.  -GS

record number: 82 recorder: Old-38 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:48:12 2001

what? you have to go hunting? -Tet
eat me folfboy. -KJ
(on KJ's bellybutton)

record number: 83 recorder: Old-39 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:48:22 2001

I dont think anyone has the right to call me weird. -KJ
I think we will anyway. -Tom
Well it didn't stop anyone before.  -KJ

record number: 84 recorder: Old-40 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:48:31 2001

I'm going to turn off my phone, and close the door of my cubicle with something sharp. -KJ
(on trying to get work done.)

record number: 85 recorder: Old-41 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:48:39 2001

you called it a giant bong? -GS
(on the jacobs ladder)

record number: 86 recorder: Old-42 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:49:10 2001

the line was somcthing like "thats like saying regis is so hot." -Tet
whats wrong with regis? -KJ
oh regis you hot -- wearing sob. -Tet
take me now. -Wacky
that is my final answer. -Tet

record number: 87 recorder: Old-43 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:49:31 2001

It is also quotes 5... -Tom
We say too much stupid shit. -KJ

record number: 88 recorder: Old-44 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:49:46 2001

you need to be chanting ayuugaaa as you spread it. -KJ
I believe the grass seed will sprout reguardless of how silly i am when i dispense it. -GS


record number: 89 recorder: Old-45 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:50:00 2001

thunder! Lightning!   -GS

record number: 90 recorder: Old-46 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:50:11 2001

You are poking me.  Why are you poking me. -GS
do you want me to do something silly?-GS
byyyugh!
That was bizzare! -KJ
curses! Palmed again! -KJ

record number: 91 recorder: Old-47 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:50:22 2001

those arn't ours... But we can fix that.-Tet
(on food at DB)

record number: 92 recorder: Old-48 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:50:39 2001

stand back im going to do something silly!-GS
that wasnt silly. -Tet
i failed.-GS

record number: 93 recorder: Old-49 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:50:54 2001

aughh cow nose! -Tet
(on the rat race trailer)

record number: 94 recorder: Old-50 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:51:05 2001

geeks getting high: 60 hz buzz
-Helgi

record number: 95 recorder: Old-51 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:51:16 2001

Tet! Squick the watress! -KJ
(on eating lemons)

record number: 96 recorder: Old-52 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:51:29 2001

You're the kind of person who would take an icecream scoop and butter, and go lick  lick  lick. -KJ
your having way to much fun imagining that. Stop. -GS

record number: 97 recorder: Old-53 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:51:44 2001

split ends!
Ker-prance Ker-prance Ker-prance !
Can you do anything for me! -Tet

record number: 98 recorder: Old-54 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:51:52 2001

I'll have to time a make world when I get home...  -Wacky
you know your a geek when you have different ideas of drag racing. -Tet

record number: 99 recorder: Old-55 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:52:03 2001

I'm happy, dammit!  -Tet
(on finding a free loafing chair)

record number: 100 recorder: Old-56 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:52:14 2001

Which is more disturbing?  the fact that i said it, or the fact that he tried? -KJ

record number: 101 recorder: Old-57 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:52:32 2001

don barlow, inventor. -KJ
i'll make you an invention you can't refuse. -GS

record number: 102 recorder: Old-58 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:58:26 2001

I am not amusing. -KJ
ha ha ha! -everyone

record number: 103 recorder: Old-59 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:58:39 2001

ive got combustables, i've got combustables! -Tet

record number: 104 recorder: Old-60 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:58:47 2001

1/4 cord of wood dosn't cost much.
it would take you forever to burn through it.  In theory... -KJ
Is that a challange? -GS

record number: 105 recorder: Old-61 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:58:56 2001

its going now... Hehehehe -KJ
(on the fire)

record number: 106 recorder: Old-62 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:59:09 2001

I am not competative.  I am just disgusting. -Crea

record number: 107 recorder: Old-63 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:59:16 2001

Sock it to me roobaby! -Mousepaws
eugh I didn't need to hear those words. -GS

record number: 108 recorder: Old-64 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:59:35 2001

You might not see food aoain soldier! 
good! -GS (on MREs)

record number: 109 recorder: Old-65 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:59:51 2001

why are you looking at me like that! -Tet
Because your response is so funny! -KJ Tom

record number: 110 recorder: Old-66 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:00:06 2001

so who's little brother are you?  -Chuck  (in denial at reunion)

record number: 111 recorder: Old-67 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:00:16 2001

Hi can I have a very large iced tea please? -Tet

record number: 112 recorder: Old-68 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:00:30 2001

This is extremely dangerous right now. But you can have some when it calms down. -GS
Does that conduct? -Crow

record number: 113 recorder: Old-69 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:00:41 2001

You don't tell your cow orkers what to do with their windows boxen. -Tom
you mean "sit on it and spin". -Tet

record number: 114 recorder: Old-70 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:00:50 2001

If your food goes wuub thats bad. -KJ
(on spicey food)

record number: 115 recorder: Old-71 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:01:00 2001

good filk is one which makes you go paaah! -GS

record number: 116 recorder: Old-72 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:01:10 2001

hey the plates are hot...  -Tet
 -KJ Tom
now we must kill you. -KJ

record number: 117 recorder: Old-73 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:01:46 2001

Thats it?  One wibble? -Tet
Well it was giving the couch good vibrations this morning. -Crea


record number: 118 recorder: Old-74 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:01:55 2001

come on kj roo vhere are you? Its time to stop for gas now.  Come on kj roo oh i see you. -Tet

record number: 119 recorder: Old-75 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:02:11 2001

Why are these stuck togather? -Tet
gnar! -KJ

record number: 120 recorder: Old-76 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:02:23 2001

Sysadmins dont just commit suicide.  They take people with them.

record number: 121 recorder: Old-77 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:02:38 2001

Cheese is aparently flamable. -KJ

record number: 122 recorder: Old-78 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:02:49 2001

They will want to see your cdrh variances.-GS
Who is CDRH? -Tom
They regulate all laser installatione over class 1. -GS
what class is your laser? -Tom
4. -GS
how many classes are there? -Tom
4. -GS
Excelent! -Tom

record number: 123 recorder: Old-79 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:02:59 2001

What the hell does this taste like?  Guacamole? -GS
(on kj and tom's most recent odd beverage purchise)

record number: 124 recorder: Old-80 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:03:22 2001

I'm watching operation they are doing something cool and gruesome... -Tet
Yuck I don't even have to see it to get squicked.  -Tom

record number: 125 recorder: Old-81 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:03:31 2001

He was playing hard to get
she was playing hard to want... -Tet

record number: 126 recorder: Old-82 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:03:38 2001

do you need a p133?  -GS
I think i gave that to you. -Tet
I think your right... Do you need it back? -GS

record number: 127 recorder: Old-83 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:03:46 2001

You are forbidden to write down anything where I insult myself. -KJ

record number: 128 recorder: Old-84 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:03:55 2001

I am fat guy.  Hear me pant! -KJ


record number: 129 recorder: Old-85 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:04:03 2001

I will forget it if...
I will forget it. -KJ

record number: 130 recorder: Old-86 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:04:18 2001

button idea: we are the wrong hands. -KJ

record number: 131 recorder: Old-87 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:04:49 2001

I want one of those. -KJ
I have one of those! -GS
(on a laser gun in power puff girls)

record number: 132 recorder: Old-88 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:04:56 2001

Its not radioactive, as far as you know. -GS

record number: 133 recorder: Old-89 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:05:03 2001

Do you have any titanium? -KJ
Probably yea, I guess. -GS

record number: 134 recorder: Old-90 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:05:12 2001

i have decided to go back and watch eva in its correct order... Randomly. -Crea

record number: 135 recorder: Old-91 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:05:28 2001

I'm not sure weather I'm making fun of you or Tet, but its still fun. -GS

record number: 136 recorder: Old-92 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:05:36 2001

Hello! -GS
oh thats obnoxous! -Tom
(on the acoustic behavior of a glass funnel)

record number: 137 recorder: Old-93 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:05:46 2001

It only takes about 30,000 amps to start a grill on fire. -GS

record number: 138 recorder: Old-94 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:05:53 2001

He imediatly assumed it was me. -KJ
I wonder why. -GS, Tet


record number: 139 recorder: Old-95 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:06:04 2001

It would be used to taunt me.  -KJ
We havn't even made it yet and its already being used to taunt you. Tom

record number: 140 recorder: Old-96 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:06:16 2001

there is enough there to hurt your brain. -GS
(on infinity)

record number: 141 recorder: Old-97 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:06:26 2001

No best not never said.  -Tet


record number: 142 recorder: Old-98 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:06:39 2001

Home is just a place to put your legos. -Tet

record number: 143 recorder: Old-99 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:06:47 2001

 Now theres a proper bus 

sorry... -KJ


record number: 144 recorder: Old-100 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:07:07 2001

KJing does not mean having a comfy couch. -KJ

record number: 145 recorder: Old-101 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:07:14 2001

nyyum... I love zesty italian. -KJ
euugh.. -GS

record number: 146 recorder: Old-102 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:07:23 2001

stages of salad lifecycle: edible, weird, scarey, mobile.  

record number: 147 recorder: Old-103 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:07:33 2001

No lead can withstand my ass! -KJ
(after mongoing some lead plumbing)

record number: 148 recorder: Old-104 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:07:43 2001

To KJ: to go camping with 2 tvs and a microwave.

record number: 149 recorder: Old-105 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:07:49 2001

Bugs are made of some sticky ass shit. -KJ

record number: 150 recorder: Old-106 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:07:58 2001

Or did you not get the bell of enlightenment? -KJ
(Tet explaining proxy servers to his mcse)

record number: 151 recorder: Old-107 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:08:10 2001

Well that took a week off my life. -Tet
least it was off the end. -KJ
Ironicly it was off of when i was 5. -Tet
You'd die for a week, and then come back to life. -KJ
The messiah sandwich. -Tet
(while discussing a montecrisco sandwich)

record number: 152 recorder: Old-108 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:08:46 2001

the salad was dead wasn't it -KJ
yes, very... -Tom

record number: 153 recorder: Old-109 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:08:54 2001

This isn't working. -Tom
No but it is failing gracefully. -GS
(on looking for Helgi)

record number: 154 recorder: Old-110 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:09:04 2001

Consitering we have put 2 miles between us and where we started... -Smyrgol
Its just part of the graysoul exersize plan. -Tom
Yep walk your ass off, literaly.  -GS

record number: 155 recorder: Old-111 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:09:12 2001

Did you start it this time? -Tet
No you did. -GS
You mean I was evil and I don't even remember it? -Tet
You were so evil you're used to it and didn't even notice.  -GS

record number: 156 recorder: Old-112 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:09:20 2001

Don't go there. -Tet
Not got going there. -GS
Continuing to not go there. -

record number: 157 recorder: Old-113 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:09:27 2001

We went there yesterday. -KJ
lick me rooboy -Tet
nyuuuah... -KJ
what what you do if he did? -Tom
Say "i deserved that" -Tet

record number: 158 recorder: Old-114 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:09:36 2001

I want a new duck. -KJ

record number: 159 recorder: Old-115 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:09:42 2001

Why does it always have to involve an asshole? - KJ

record number: 160 recorder: Old-116 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:09:52 2001

I am fondling your cup. -KJ
Allright stop that, tis silly. -GS

record number: 161 recorder: Old-117 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:10:01 2001

Oh take me now. -Tet
You say that a lot Tet. -Tom
Yea i'm still trying to get there and I'm hoping someone will just take me. -Tet

record number: 162 recorder: Old-118 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:10:08 2001

KJ is that your moose?  Get him out of here, and stop blushing.  -GS
oh take me now! -Tet

record number: 163 recorder: Old-119 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:10:17 2001

If you prepair for the worst, it will never come.  John Baddik

record number: 164 recorder: Old-120 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:10:30 2001

You can burn diamonds...  Its just very hard to get them lit. -GS


record number: 165 recorder: Old-121 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:10:51 2001

well if you just gzipped the horde... -KJ
Its already about as compressed it will get. It needs to expand a bit. -GS
Well mp3 it then.  -KJ
But thats lossy compression its just removing the useless artifacts! -GS

record number: 166 recorder: Old-122 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:11:01 2001

Ahhh theres some more feet!  Under the high voltage thing.  -GS

record number: 167 recorder: Old-123 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:11:17 2001

I've been bugged! -GS
(on finding 2 identical yellow bugs, on each side of his car)

record number: 168 recorder: Old-124 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:11:51 2001

you fork sucker you! -KJ
what? -GS
well its got to be good for something... -KJ

record number: 169 recorder: Old-125 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:11:59 2001

pong pong... -KJ
my brain is soft. -GS
very marshmallowy.  Lets toast it!  -KJ


record number: 170 recorder: Old-126 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:12:09 2001

oooh that makes my head hurt. -Tom
Who wrote it? -KJ
I did. -Tom
Thats not good... - KJ

record number: 171 recorder: Old-127 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:12:26 2001

Button idea: if you are what you eat then monsters are people too.

record number: 172 recorder: Old-128 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:12:36 2001

hello?
Ok.
No, not about partical physics. -graysoul

record number: 173 recorder: Old-129 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:12:45 2001

Why is a beam called a beam? -Tom
laser or steel? -KJ
boat.   -Tom
checkmate.  -KJ

record number: 174 recorder: Old-130 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:15:07 2001

well... Hmmm -Dan
oh dammit we've started Dan again. -Tet

record number: 175 recorder: Old-131 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:15:17 2001

lair signage:
lavoratory
laboratory
storatory  (closet)  -Tet
snoratory  (dan's room)
computorium  (machine room)

record number: 176 recorder: Old-132 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:15:28 2001

Its not a stack.  Its a linked list sorted by gravity. -Dan

record number: 177 recorder: Old-133 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:15:35 2001

I am a duck.  A sharpened duck. -Tet (having a bad zen day)

record number: 178 recorder: Old-134 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:15:43 2001

I am still a duck...  -Tet


record number: 179 recorder: Old-135 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:15:51 2001

Stop playing with my bits.  - KJ

record number: 180 recorder: Old-136 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:16:00 2001

Coherent testosterone -KJ
(on Dan's laser)

record number: 181 recorder: Old-137 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:16:08 2001

Do you have your palm? -Tet
I have all 3 of them -KJ

record number: 182 recorder: Old-138 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:16:17 2001

Dan, they are being evil again? -PG
When did they stop? -Dan

record number: 183 recorder: Old-139 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:16:27 2001

I am officially stuck.  I got my legs into a pretzel and they weren't coming out.  -KJ

record number: 184 recorder: Old-140 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:17:13 2001

Make that sound again... (What is the sound of a script crashing...)-Tet
kathorple..thmp..thmp.. thmp -KJ

record number: 185 recorder: Old-141 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:17:27 2001

Are you sure you want to be on his brainwave? -Tom
What am I thinking? -Tet
Owww don't think that again. -KJ


record number: 186 recorder: Old-142 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:17:37 2001

let me see even a stain -KJ
we didn't even get to see the blinking lights. -Tom
(after sitting in traffic for 40 min for an accident.)

record number: 187 recorder: Old-143 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:17:48 2001

This won't fit... I'll just gnaw on it a bit...-GS
oooh... -KJ

record number: 188 recorder: Old-144 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:17:59 2001

Mmm thats a big slice of cow.  Oh take me now. -Tet

record number: 189 recorder: Old-145 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:18:08 2001

I believe there are two green things in the freezer... -Pro
Yeah, but one of them is chicken... -GS

record number: 190 recorder: Old-146 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:18:15 2001

brain check!  Thump...

record number: 191 recorder: Old-147 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:18:22 2001

If you inhale the napkin, it will stop you from coughing.  -PG

record number: 192 recorder: Old-148 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:18:34 2001

ooh a switcher...
Byummmm  -Wacky mouse

record number: 193 recorder: Old-149 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:18:58 2001

Its pink.  Its definitely pink.
What the hell flavor is pink? - KJ
(on jones cola's flavor "Pink")

record number: 194 recorder: Old-150 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:19:06 2001

Its about the best definition... 
Squick: the noise your brain makes when it processes something you don't want to think about.

record number: 195 recorder: Old-151 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:19:14 2001

Point snoring apparatus the other way. -KJ
damn you KJ...-Tet

record number: 196 recorder: Old-152 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:19:27 2001

ker recline -Tet
I'd do that but I don't want the driver to pass out. -GS
holy shit are you frying cabage in your shoes? -Tet
Promise me you'll only use this power for good. -Tet

record number: 197 recorder: Old-153 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:19:34 2001

Wow... I've been medicated! -GS

record number: 198 recorder: Old-154 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:19:46 2001

Holy shit those things are orgasmic!
-KJ (on entmans chocolate donuts)
Now I've got him giggling. -KJ

record number: 199 recorder: Old-155 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:20:00 2001

wuuh... Its not good when you water your own eyes. -KJ
Write that down. -KJ
I'm busy screwing the switcher. -Tom
Write that down too.  -KJ
It dosn't count when your trying.  -Tom
I'm going to go check my email, to refrain from saying anything else dumb.  -KJ

record number: 200 recorder: Old-156 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:20:37 2001

That monitor dosn't believe in text mode!  Thats why I paid $20 for it.  Unless it was $50... -Tom

record number: 201 recorder: Old-157 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:20:47 2001

Is there anything else to do with reality? -KJ
sneak up on it, or avoid it? -GS
Sneak up on it, pounce it and yiff it! -KJ

record number: 202 recorder: Old-158 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:20:56 2001

I would like to hav e a geiger counter, to see if I have anything radioactive. -Dan
I would like you to have one too. - Tom

record number: 203 recorder: Old-159 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:21:20 2001

It contains: your eyeball -Tom
ooh neat! -KJ
(on a corner reflector)

record number: 204 recorder: Old-160 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:21:29 2001

hand me that cat5
3 sir! -Tet
Did anyone get it? -Tom
No! -Tet

record number: 205 recorder: Old-161 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:21:38 2001

Scrubbing bubbles are great!  They have weird chemistry from dow in them which can dissolve anything!  -GS

record number: 206 recorder: Old-162 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:21:45 2001

The case of the attractive wheat... -Rigel (reading)
Just because you're not into it...    -KJ

record number: 207 recorder: Old-163 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:22:12 2001

De plane de plane! -KJ
De rasp de rasp!  -GS
De crosscut saw De crosscut saw! -Protius

record number: 208 recorder: Old-164 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:26:49 2001

You can check out any time you like, but we'll ticket you.  -GS

record number: 209 recorder: Old-165 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:27:04 2001

What the hell runs on one amp?
Toink...
That does! -KJ

record number: 210 recorder: Old-166 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:27:16 2001

You know you're a geek when you don't know how many computers you have.

record number: 211 recorder: Old-167 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:27:26 2001

Its not under the table, its under his ass.
You could get lost under there...

record number: 212 recorder: Old-168 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:27:33 2001

The butt should be lower... .-Tyrin


record number: 213 recorder: Old-169 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:27:44 2001

You know one of thse days your going to knock the last little bit of locknut out of your neck. -Tom
Then I could sit in meetings and do that yieeee thing! -KJ

record number: 214 recorder: Old-170 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:27:53 2001

But the end would bwibwbw!  It must be done! -KJ

record number: 215 recorder: Old-171 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:28:00 2001

We made a huge turbine powered whoopie cushon! -KJ

record number: 216 recorder: Old-172 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:28:09 2001

They need to be beaten with a 2x4. Maybe a 2x4 isn't big enough... -Tommy
How about a 16x9? -KJ
(on how dvd stores 16x9 video as 4x3)

record number: 217 recorder: Old-173 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:28:16 2001

A geek salad bar would be a glove box.

record number: 218 recorder: Old-174 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:28:24 2001

I see an hour here is not going to be sufficient...  Treage!  -GS

record number: 219 recorder: Old-175 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:28:33 2001

I'll hold your big long edible thing!
Can you hold mine too?

record number: 220 recorder: Old-176 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:28:43 2001

 Perhaps number four is a thumping with cheese.  -Tet  (on the menu numbering at Togos)

record number: 221 recorder: Old-177 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:28:54 2001

Ok I can get off now.  -Trixi
Pong!  -Tet


record number: 222 recorder: Old-178 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:29:03 2001

Dude like i can see your light oscillating!  -Tet


record number: 223 recorder: Old-179 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:29:12 2001

Aww shit you videotaped it? -Trixi

record number: 224 recorder: Old-180 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:29:20 2001

That pen is blacker than black... it's the sync-pen.  -Protius

record number: 225 recorder: Old-181 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:29:27 2001

Oh damnit, its recording!  -Trixi

record number: 226 recorder: Old-182 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:29:36 2001

We're like chloresterol... we'll clog any walkway.

record number: 227 recorder: Old-183 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:29:43 2001

Its a fucking concrete rubix cube!
(on us 101)


record number: 228 recorder: Old-184 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:29:51 2001

"living on the edge of not the other side." -Dianna (Thats what we heard)

record number: 229 recorder: Old-185 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:30:00 2001

"Ouch.  Wolf to the forehead." -Tet 

record number: 230 recorder: Old-186 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:30:07 2001

'Errors Occured'..... What does that mean?   -Anon

record number: 231 recorder: Old-187 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:30:22 2001

"I love Malichus.  He's So Delightfully negative." - Sheejan
"Yeah, like a wet dream about Bea Arthur." -Tet

record number: 232 recorder: Old-188 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:30:31 2001

"We're out of Chicken and Fish" -Waiter
"That's okay.. That's not meat." -Tet

record number: 233 recorder: Old-189 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:30:43 2001

You know you're a geek when other people notice your computer is down.  -Protius

record number: 234 recorder: Old-190 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:30:54 2001

Ebay is what you get when you cross a flea market with the stock market. -Protius

record number: 235 recorder: Old-191 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:31:09 2001

The razor edge of oops...-Tet

record number: 236 recorder: Old-192 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:31:18 2001

Couldn'd he even put a color in front of a species?  -Pro
 Puce orangautan! -GS

record number: 237 recorder: Old-193 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:31:26 2001

So, has he been hoarding your comics under the rack?
He's been hoarding my socks! -Tet

record number: 238 recorder: Old-194 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:31:33 2001

All-right, who's being palmed? -KJ

record number: 239 recorder: Old-195 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:31:52 2001

A bored teenager with a screwdriver would be very dangerous in the air. -Galen

record number: 240 recorder: Old-196 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:32:01 2001

It curls up and dies, crawls under the table, and turns itself into a mac. -Tet

record number: 241 recorder: Old-197 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:32:08 2001

Tet, don't break the elivator cable. -GS

record number: 242 recorder: Old-198 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:32:17 2001

We're going to hit you with a hot planet vs a cold one.  Oh thank you... -GS

record number: 243 recorder: Old-199 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:32:27 2001

Dan: laptop power ethernet.
Don't tell me you didnt think of it. -Tet

record number: 244 recorder: Old-200 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:32:36 2001

long hard green and lumpy things! Pickle salesman 


record number: 245 recorder: Old-201 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:32:46 2001

We're suffering from packet loss. -GS
Well, its TCP, he'll be along soon. -Tet

record number: 246 recorder: Old-202 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:32:53 2001

I used to dress up like him except my stick was a lot larger. -Tet


record number: 247 recorder: Old-203 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:33:01 2001

Pay up or I eat you! -Tet
(to protius's tea)

record number: 248 recorder: Old-204 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:33:10 2001

Don't quote that!  Shit!  -Tet
(my superior ass shall prevail in getting the seat)

record number: 249 recorder: Old-205 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:33:17 2001

You blocked it! I got nothing but ass. -KJ

record number: 250 recorder: Old-206 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:33:28 2001

"Its all about the wiggle" - Chris

record number: 251 recorder: Old-207 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:34:00 2001

oooo deep fried puppies.   And for desert, kitten cake!  -Tet

record number: 252 recorder: Old-208 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:34:11 2001

you have achived nerdvana! -KJ

record number: 253 recorder: Old-209 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:34:27 2001

"Woah, this is the first time I don't need any hardware...
oh, I do need some cat-5" -Tet

record number: 254 recorder: Old-210 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:34:37 2001

Scoping for chickens...  I knew I was in chickenville earlier. -Kelar
(on the death chickens)

record number: 255 recorder: Old-211 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:35:10 2001

Diet dr pepper tastes more like shit! -Beigh

record number: 256 recorder: Old-212 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:35:19 2001

holy naked christian schenanioan butter (tm)! Beigh

record number: 257 recorder: Old-213 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:35:25 2001

They have the size thing going for them  -Reuven
(on bees)

record number: 258 recorder: Old-214 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:35:33 2001

No, dont turn it on, don't turn it on!! TJ coyote in GS's place

record number: 259 recorder: Old-215 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:35:40 2001

All right, who had the fake coke?
-guy at mongolian barbique on PG's drink

record number: 260 recorder: Old-216 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:35:49 2001

I'm trying to figure out where it fits.-Kelar
I think that's up to the user. -PG

record number: 261 recorder: Old-217 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:35:55 2001

What is my coffee table now?
-Tet
(when something unusualy large was brought home from the surplus auction, it usually ended up on coffee table duty at Tet's place)

record number: 262 recorder: Old-218 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:36:06 2001

You know your a geek when you pipet your drink.  -protius
I dont know whether to be afraid that I know what that means or not.  -KJ

record number: 263 recorder: Old-219 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:36:17 2001

Light switches don't kill computers.  People flipping light switches kill computers.  -.Tet

record number: 264 recorder: Old-220 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:36:26 2001

no nails please...
my brain is soft
-GS

record number: 265 recorder: Old-221 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:36:39 2001

I believe there is more fur down here than in my closet..
-KJ

record number: 266 recorder: Old-222 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:36:46 2001

Great idea... Poor execution... 
(pause)
Yeah...  My ideas suck too.
-Paul

record number: 267 recorder: Old-223 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:36:56 2001

Put some pants on idiot! 
-Kes

record number: 268 recorder: Old-224 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:37:09 2001

 I've got meat in my mouth.
-Trixi

record number: 269 recorder: Old-225 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:37:16 2001

Success is insufficient. I must dominate!!
-Graysoul

record number: 270 recorder: Old-226 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:37:25 2001

I'd like a single-cheek order of fat-ass fries please.
-Graysoul

record number: 271 recorder: Old-227 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:37:36 2001

Now that's a lot of happiness.
-Arcanix

record number: 272 recorder: Old-228 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:37:45 2001

Look at the size of those JPEG atifacts!
Tom, anyone other than you. and I would be surprised.
-Tom, Tet

record number: 273 recorder: Old-229 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:37:52 2001

75 Smurfs died for your drink.
-Tet

record number: 274 recorder: Old-230 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:38:01 2001

You are having less of a life more efficienily than me.
-Tet.

record number: 275 recorder: protius-34 timestamp: Tue Aug 28 22:09:14 2001

button: this user compiled with lib spiffy

record number: 276 recorder: protius-35 timestamp: Fri Aug 31 15:54:06 2001

I'll live longer if I starve. -Shockwave
(on eating airport food.)


record number: 277 recorder: protius-36 timestamp: Sat Sep 1 13:48:20 2001

Could be parfait, everyone likes parfait, some people like zoof too. -GS

record number: 278 recorder: protius-37 timestamp: Sun Sep 2 00:45:35 2001

Damn I sound refined! -Packrat

record number: 279 recorder: protius-38 timestamp: Sun Sep 2 20:53:51 2001

Is scritch protocol routeable?
what layer would it be? -Pro
physical, definitely physical. -Drabek


record number: 280 recorder: protius-39 timestamp: Mon Sep 3 15:41:59 2001

THC Homes!  Cooooooool, man...
-Protius
Hemp homes?  Is that like the straw house? - GraySoul

record number: 281 recorder: protius-40 timestamp: Tue Sep 4 19:34:01 2001

What time is your flight? -Pro
1:00. -Tet
am or pm? -Pro
am! pm! afternoon... -Tet

record number: 282 recorder: protius-41 timestamp: Tue Sep 4 19:46:57 2001

Tet's bell curve goes woop-thonk. -GS
/l__l\

record number: 283 recorder: protius-42 timestamp: Tue Sep 4 20:09:55 2001

Watch the pointy thing behind you. -KJ
Oww... -GS
Thats not my pointy thing. -Tet

record number: 284 recorder: protius-43 timestamp: Tue Sep 4 20:15:37 2001

The United States is larger than it appears in sattelite photos.  -Pro
(on Tet's imminent drive across the US)

record number: 285 recorder: protius-44 timestamp: Sat Sep 8 13:12:09 2001

Don't light the bunny!-KJ
Not going there.  Nope not going there at all. -GS

record number: 286 recorder: protius-45 timestamp: Sat Sep 8 14:06:52 2001

That vermont 2 year old special reserve chedder was delightful.  You could shave with it. -KJ

record number: 287 recorder: protius-46 timestamp: Sat Sep 8 16:29:44 2001

button: Danger: finger hazard.  Do not insert fingers in opening during operation.
(from a dollar bill stacker)

record number: 288 recorder: protius-47 timestamp: Sun Sep 9 17:21:46 2001

Well fuck.  we made it. -KJ
Yea... now what? -Tom
We stop for a while. -KJ

record number: 289 recorder: protius-48 timestamp: Mon Sep 10 21:03:19 2001

The incorporated corporation of america.  Inc. -KJ

record number: 290 recorder: protius-49 timestamp: Fri Sep 14 17:13:50 2001

I'm not a programmer... I just play one at work. -KJ

record number: 291 recorder: protius-50 timestamp: Fri Sep 14 22:50:04 2001

Glick...
Its a bit crumbly...  it crumblyed right into my tea. -KJ
(on some brittle cheese)

record number: 292 recorder: protius-51 timestamp: Sat Sep 15 13:39:07 2001

Beware the brief tingling sensation. -KJ
(on a type of eye drop)

record number: 293 recorder: protius-52 timestamp: Sun Sep 16 20:25:58 2001

squeek, squeek, squeek... 
no don't!  bad man!
squeek  -Trixi

record number: 294 recorder: protius-53 timestamp: Sun Sep 16 21:42:22 2001

Tet ate the fries, the big plate of fries. -KJ
(to the tune of "don't play that song, that achy brakey song.")

record number: 295 recorder: protius-54 timestamp: Sun Sep 16 21:55:11 2001

My landlord was a waitress here. -GS
Don't you mean waiter? -Tet
Well, technically... -GS

record number: 296 recorder: protius-55 timestamp: Fri Sep 21 21:35:18 2001

Are you done with your dressing?  Can i have it? -GS
goosh...
I'm going to have to go "bleck" at you now. -Tom
Don't make me get a stick of butter. -GS
(on GS's excessively dressed salad.)

record number: 297 recorder: protius-56 timestamp: Sat Sep 22 17:49:18 2001

Oh, thats bizzare... -Tom
Ok, its hair.  Very spooky hair. -KJ

(On the VERY poofy haircut on the driver in front of us.)

record number: 298 recorder: protius-57 timestamp: Sat Sep 22 17:50:24 2001

Curses!  palmed again. -KJ
(on being quoted again)

record number: 299 recorder: protius-58 timestamp: Sun Sep 23 15:37:29 2001

You know you're in a geek house when your table setting includes a soldering iron. -Tom
What else would you cut your meat with? -KJ

record number: 300 recorder: protius-59 timestamp: Sun Sep 23 17:55:45 2001

There seems to be some unsafe food here...  meat of another color... -KJ
(on tet's fridge)

record number: 301 recorder: protius-60 timestamp: Sun Sep 23 20:00:33 2001

Stretch the lop! -KJ
I do! -Tet
uuugh...  I didn't want to go there. -KJ

record number: 302 recorder: protius-61 timestamp: Sun Sep 23 20:02:19 2001

I just hope the quotes file just dosn't show up as evidence. -KJ
Evidence of what? -Tet
Criminal insanity. -GS

record number: 303 recorder: protius-62 timestamp: Tue Sep 25 23:04:44 2001

I am feeding the stove to the dishwasher! -Tom
Sounds like a plan. -GS
It just seems a bit surreal. -Tom
Well, its going to spit it right back out. -GS

record number: 304 recorder: protius-63 timestamp: Wed Sep 26 21:50:37 2001

I thought you were evil? -KJ
I am evil.  I'm not stupid! -GS
(do not lick the lop)

record number: 305 recorder: protius-64 timestamp: Fri Sep 28 21:34:17 2001

How old are the doughnuts? -GS
They are recoverable. -Tet

record number: 306 recorder: protius-65 timestamp: Fri Sep 28 22:02:56 2001

What am I? the waitress? -Trixi
Its the evil mind tricks. -GS
...
Why did I collect the menus? -Tet

(on the menus at red lobster)

record number: 307 recorder: protius-66 timestamp: Sun Sep 30 15:11:16 2001

Alaskan, its your turn. -Tom
oh uhhh..-Alaskan
(on the spinny things at glen echo)

record number: 308 recorder: protius-67 timestamp: Sun Sep 30 18:46:08 2001

This is jupiter, and  its moon Io. -GS
(on putting several eyeballs in GS's flask)

record number: 309 recorder: protius-68 timestamp: Wed Oct 3 22:17:59 2001

Can you make it go?-Digit
(to Galen on his tv)

record number: 310 recorder: protius-69 timestamp: Wed Oct 3 23:21:03 2001

Am I the one going wheee?-GS
yes. -Digit
oh lord... -GS
(while playing bust-a-move 4)

record number: 311 recorder: protius-70 timestamp: Fri Oct 5 19:52:36 2001

I must pee! -KJ
Thankyou for sharing, as I go for my palm pilot. -Tet
ker-quote. -Tom

record number: 312 recorder: protius-71 timestamp: Wed Oct 10 20:11:34 2001

No yiffing the Ryan.
Oh wait, we're not in Virginia, carry on. -GS
(to Trixi)

record number: 313 recorder: protius-72 timestamp: Fri Oct 12 20:31:28 2001

Shame on us for leaving the house without a laser... or 2, or 3, or 4. -GS

record number: 314 recorder: protius-73 timestamp: Sat Oct 13 14:40:16 2001

Insert standard government rant here. -Tom
book of rants... chapter 9 verses 8 to 12. -KJ

record number: 315 recorder: protius-74 timestamp: Sat Oct 13 23:45:57 2001

I suck on the insides until it's hollow, and then I eat the rest. -Trixi
(on how she eats a pickle)

record number: 316 recorder: protius-75 timestamp: Sun Oct 14 17:42:08 2001

No, you're supposed to say "no Sue, there are no porkimon in this.". -Suedeer


record number: 317 recorder: protius-76 timestamp: Sun Oct 14 18:53:56 2001

Wheres the phone? -Suedeer
Behind you. -Tet
Oh the pickle phone. -Suedeer
Don't eat it! 

record number: 318 recorder: protius-77 timestamp: Fri Oct 19 04:26:46 2001

Where was this street when we were looking for food yesterday? -Johnny
It was probably right here. -Tom
Ok, where were we when we were looking for food yesterday? -Johnny
(on food in Dublin)

record number: 319 recorder: protius-78 timestamp: Mon Oct 22 07:39:18 2001

Enough ambiance to choke a horse. -Tom
(on a pub in Killarny)

record number: 320 recorder: protius-79 timestamp: Thu Oct 25 21:58:29 2001

I spent 15 hours down there, damnit!  Somebody appreciate it! -Dan
(on the basement)

record number: 321 recorder: protius-80 timestamp: Fri Oct 26 18:34:47 2001

button: well he/I seemed like a quiet person...

record number: 322 recorder: protius-81 timestamp: Sat Oct 27 22:02:20 2001

You're manufacturing evil, aren't you? -Tom
No.  There is no evil here.  Only garlic. -KJ

record number: 323 recorder: protius-82 timestamp: Sat Oct 27 22:14:53 2001

Yes... I know... mongo squish garlic squisher... -Tet

record number: 324 recorder: protius-83 timestamp: Sun Oct 28 00:57:27 2001

And you would bitch like hell. -Crea
Damn right!  I don't like evil happening to /me/. -Dan

record number: 325 recorder: protius-84 timestamp: Sun Oct 28 13:38:15 2001

But you don't like potatoes. -KJ
Right! thats why he has them drawn and quartered and boiled in oil. -Dan
(on how Tom dislikes potatoes, but likes fries)

record number: 326 recorder: protius-85 timestamp: Tue Oct 30 20:53:07 2001

They taste nasty... try them. -Tom
They have no discernable flavor, other than coloring. -KJ
And that is no pink. -Tom
No, the other ones are just louder. -KJ
(on those round candy sprinkles)

record number: 327 recorder: protius-86 timestamp: Sun Nov 4 20:12:38 2001

Ka and Trixi were frightened of it, I thought they were made of sterner stuff.  -Tom
They are short people. -Dan
They would walk right under it. -KJ
No they wouldn't, its 2' 10", they would at least hit their forheads.  -Tom
(on the hole in the kitchen)

record number: 328 recorder: protius-87 timestamp: Fri Nov 9 15:23:06 2001

Don't put all your eggs in one basket, especially if someone else is carrying it. -John Baddick
(on Orblynx)

record number: 329 recorder: protius-88 timestamp: Sun Nov 11 20:23:51 2001

I'm eating my fork with a knife and bread, and soaking up blood! -Dan
(sufficiently obscure)

record number: 330 recorder: protius-89 timestamp: Mon Nov 12 00:52:20 2001

I can give you $2 and a horde of quarters.  -Tom
I don't need quarters. -KJ
I have dimes. -Tom
(on paying for dinner)

record number: 331 recorder: protius-90 timestamp: Fri Nov 16 21:12:34 2001

What can you make with ramen noodles? -Tet
What can't you make? -KJ
I build you house!  3 days! -Dan
Snort! -Tet, KJ
A noodle almost came out my nose! -Tet

record number: 332 recorder: protius-91 timestamp: Sat Nov 17 21:02:28 2001

now we stick the probe into the meat! -KJ
*schinck*
Goodnight everybody! -Tet

record number: 333 recorder: protius-92 timestamp: Mon Nov 19 01:46:19 2001

button: someday, technology will catch up to us.
-Tango

record number: 334 recorder: protius-93 timestamp: Tue Nov 27 01:10:30 2001

button: I apologize, I meant to cut off your head. 
(the little ninja)

record number: 335 recorder: protius-94 timestamp: Wed Nov 28 22:13:16 2001

Instead of its glicky glicky glicky loop... -KJ
(on the lair's new plumbing arrangement)

record number: 336 recorder: protius-95 timestamp: Thu Nov 29 20:43:46 2001

Your lasagne seems to be ambulatory. -Tom
Excellent... restrain it, would you? -GS

record number: 337 recorder: protius-96 timestamp: Fri Nov 30 23:35:47 2001

Do you want some icecream? -GS
yea... -KJ, Tom
I'm afraid the only flavor I have to offer is Edeys Dreamery carmel toffee bar heaven. -GS
That'll do! -KJ

record number: 338 recorder: protius-97 timestamp: Sat Dec 1 22:12:11 2001

ker-wrestle *thud* -Galen, cerice
I think they hit a twinkie. -unknown
Oh no!  they killed twinkie.  -PG
No... its all right. -Chris

record number: 339 recorder: protius-98 timestamp: Mon Dec 3 22:00:38 2001

button: Humiliations Galore!
(the princess bride)

record number: 340 recorder: protius-99 timestamp: Mon Dec 3 22:52:24 2001

I've never seen the desire of a mechanical watch... they don't do anything. -Tom
Its mechanical! -GS
It dosn't remind you of peoples birthdays. -Tom
No, I've got my phone to do that. -KJ


record number: 341 recorder: protius-100 timestamp: Tue Dec 4 23:14:31 2001

Not only have you not found shoes, you have lost one of your current ones! -KJ
(on GS looking for shoes at wallyworld)

record number: 342 recorder: protius-101 timestamp: Thu Dec 6 22:53:56 2001

I can tell someone is going to be upset soon. -GS
*thooomp*! -KJ
probably me... -GS

record number: 343 recorder: protius-102 timestamp: Sat Dec 15 20:26:59 2001

Failure is insufficient!  We must make the papers! -KJ

record number: 344 recorder: protius-103 timestamp: Thu Dec 20 21:09:01 2001

Thats a hell of a crack. -KJ
No comment. -GS
Pulling up its pants won't help.  It requires... spackle. -KJ
ker-quote. -Tom
Don't write that... dammit! -KJ

record number: 345 recorder: protius-104 timestamp: Sat Dec 22 20:17:11 2001

You expect me to be weird.
Therefore, you would be disappointed if I was not weird.
Therefore, I have a licence (or am obligated) to be weird. -Tom

record number: 346 recorder: protius-105 timestamp: Wed Dec 26 23:03:22 2001

Blarp. -KJ
Are you satisfied? -GS
I am fat... -KJ
(on dinner)

record number: 347 recorder: Tet-1 timestamp: Thu Jan 11 02:54:04 2001

Thats the pinkest meat I've ever seen  -Trixi

record number: 348 recorder: Tet-2 timestamp: Thu Nov 29 20:56:19 2001

Oh you are so lucky I swallowed that!
-Trixi

record number: 349 recorder: Tet-3 timestamp: Fri Dec 14 21:16:35 2001

Can you pull it out?
...
Can you put this in?
-Trixi

record number: 350 recorder: Tet-4 timestamp: Thu Dec 27 18:50:21 2001

Hey, its a peace sign...-Trixi
Oh that works on so many levels
-Tet
(on the shape of womens thong
underwear splayed on a circle @ the mall)


record number: 351 recorder: protius-106 timestamp: Thu Dec 27 21:47:14 2001

prink prink prink pn0i! -xydex
*whoof*

record number: 352 recorder: protius-107 timestamp: Sun Dec 30 00:14:35 2001

They are never that playful with me... -Tet
No... I'm just furnature. -Tom
(on Tet's ferrets)

record number: 353 recorder: protius-108 timestamp: Sun Dec 30 00:17:08 2001

This movie makes me require a pickle. -Trixi
(on Cirque Du Sole's "The Journey of Man")

record number: 354 recorder: protius-109 timestamp: Sun Dec 30 16:22:32 2001

Who in their right mind would be on IRC at 4 in the morning? -SK
... -PG, etc
Never mind I withdraw the question. -SK

record number: 355 recorder: protius-110 timestamp: Sun Dec 30 16:25:42 2001

I'll spunky your dunker!
- PandaGuy at MFF


record number: 356 recorder: protius-111 timestamp: Tue Jan 1 20:05:12 2002

Lets see what auto glass cleaner does on stoves.
It can get road grime off, however... -KJ
(on cleaning his stove, it didn't work)

record number: 357 recorder: protius-112 timestamp: Tue Jan 1 21:54:04 2002

There is some ranch dressing... -Tom
I don't have any salad for the dressing, so I will have to drink it neat. -GS

record number: 358 recorder: protius-113 timestamp: Sat Jan 5 21:34:23 2002

I'm underdressed. -GS
I'll take off my shirt if you think your underdressed. -Trixi
I'll take off your shirt.. -Tet
*thwack!*

record number: 359 recorder: protius-114 timestamp: Sat Jan 5 21:48:37 2002

Stop doing that fucking cute stuff! -Trixi
Coooo *purr*... -Tet
Thats her job. -GS

record number: 360 recorder: protius-115 timestamp: Sat Jan 5 23:24:57 2002

*flop*... ha ha ha ha ha...
Boy am I stupid. -Trixi
ha ha ha .....
(after falling off the papasan.)

record number: 361 recorder: protius-116 timestamp: Sun Jan 6 21:58:49 2002

And now its an AT case, by hook or by crook! -Tom
Or by gnar, aparently. -GS
(on converting an ATX case to AT, with tin snips)

record number: 362 recorder: protius-117 timestamp: Mon Jan 7 23:27:57 2002

Some of the weirdest people I know don't wear fursuits. -GS
Well they should! -SK

record number: 363 recorder: protius-118 timestamp: Thu Jan 10 00:42:05 2002

Its not bad, just don't go out at night! -Trixi
(on LA)

record number: 364 recorder: protius-119 timestamp: Tue Jan 15 22:03:15 2002

Access denied! -KJ
(reviewing MS software)

record number: 365 recorder: protius-120 timestamp: Wed Jan 16 21:34:53 2002

Who wanted to borrow your air brush?  They can't borrow it, I've already borrowed it. -GS

record number: 366 recorder: galen-121 timestamp: Wed Jan 16 21:37:09 2002

AlaskanWolf: How should I make my tail?
Trixi: Crunchy

record number: 367 recorder: galen-122 timestamp: Wed Jan 16 21:37:34 2002

Protius: Do not fork my palm
(Galen was about to use a fork for a stylis)

record number: 368 recorder: galen-123 timestamp: Thu Jan 17 21:19:10 2002

I don't like probes! -Mousepaws
no comment. -GS
Anywhere! -Mousepaws
(on ford probes)

record number: 369 recorder: protius-124 timestamp: Fri Jan 18 21:49:31 2002

It's good to be the editor. -Tom


record number: 370 recorder: protius-125 timestamp: Sat Jan 19 19:11:57 2002

Its supposed to be white and fluffy, not wet and nasty! -Rich

record number: 371 recorder: protius-126 timestamp: Sat Jan 19 19:46:47 2002

And he sounded like he spoke perfect english on the phone, but when he got there he so did not. -Tango
(on a customers english)

record number: 372 recorder: protius-127 timestamp: Sat Jan 19 22:15:12 2002

Now it will sound 4 times as annoying! -Jim
(on hooking the stereo to the playstation)

record number: 373 recorder: protius-128 timestamp: Mon Jan 21 00:15:42 2002

It dosn't need eyes, thats just where they live. -GS
(On the eyeballs on the jacob's ladder)

record number: 374 recorder: Tet-5 timestamp: Sat Jan 5 18:43:17 2002

That was really fucking cute..*squick* -Trixi

record number: 375 recorder: Tet-6 timestamp: Sat Jan 5 18:48:00 2002

I always wondered about that.. I never really wanted it to go past wondering...  -Trixi

record number: 376 recorder: Tet-7 timestamp: Mon Jan 14 20:04:14 2002

Hes cute...in a sucky sort of way.
-Trixi

record number: 377 recorder: Tet-8 timestamp: Wed Jan 16 18:40:04 2002

That's her name?  Its got one vowel,right at the front, and five lumpy consonants after it...  Its  bad Scrabble hand, not a name. -Dave

record number: 378 recorder: protius-129 timestamp: Mon Jan 21 02:34:58 2002

You know your a geek when you pay for dinner with a CDR burner. -GS
(on Tet's cd burner)

record number: 379 recorder: protius-130 timestamp: Mon Jan 21 21:37:00 2002

I don't remember them being spotty... -KJ
(on some kreepy rolls)

record number: 380 recorder: protius-131 timestamp: Mon Jan 21 22:20:50 2002

This is an odd phenomonon.  You rub Dan's head...
its fuzzy! -KJ
... but you rub Tet's tummy... -Tom
Its round!  -KJ
Tet's head is just creepy. -KJ

record number: 381 recorder: protius-132 timestamp: Fri Jan 25 22:30:56 2002

I had a spare straw in my pocket. -Tet
Your creepy!  ahhhh -KJ

record number: 382 recorder: protius-133 timestamp: Fri Jan 25 22:36:48 2002

There is this phenomon... -Tom
do do do... -KJ, Tet
ahhh stop it! -Tet
ker-derail. -KJ

record number: 383 recorder: protius-134 timestamp: Sat Jan 26 21:16:54 2002

Thats a lot of lint. -Tom
I know, leave me alone, I'm making a nest. -KJ
ker-quote... -Tom
oh fuck... -KJ

record number: 384 recorder: Tet-9 timestamp: Mon Jan 21 21:24:40 2002

These guys are nice and beefy. -Trixi
And some are almost affordable - KJ

record number: 385 recorder: Tet-10 timestamp: Mon Jan 21 21:27:20 2002

Whatcha working on? -Tet
...Nothing...-Protius
Why do I not believe you? - Tet
Experience. - Protius

record number: 386 recorder: Tet-11 timestamp: Fri Jan 25 17:07:47 2002

Guys don't mind sharing their bodies. -Jen

record number: 387 recorder: Tet-12 timestamp: Fri Jan 25 20:50:35 2002

Its the FreeBSD TV channel...  of course, nothing is on... -KJ

record number: 388 recorder: protius-135 timestamp: Sat Feb 2 14:02:38 2002

Or, you could disconnect the battery. -Tom
Yea but thats a pain in the butt, and there are circuit breakers... 30 amp ones... -KJ
(while installing a new brake controler)

record number: 389 recorder: protius-136 timestamp: Sat Feb 2 21:06:17 2002

most accurate description of Tet sofar:
large floppy white boy. 


record number: 390 recorder: protius-137 timestamp: Sat Feb 2 21:09:50 2002

All right KJ I've got 1100 va on my lap here. -Dan
Is that some kind of sex toy? -Trixi
mirr! -Dan

record number: 391 recorder: protius-138 timestamp: Thu Feb 7 00:11:01 2002

He's built like me...   -Rigel
Cylindrical? - 
If the shoe fits... -Crea
Are you calling him a beaker? -GS
No, because he's vial! -Rigel

record number: 392 recorder: protius-139 timestamp: Thu Feb 7 19:38:46 2002

They are bagles without holes, no you should not write that down. -KJ

record number: 393 recorder: protius-140 timestamp: Thu Feb 7 22:10:07 2002

I already know more about mpeg than I ever wanted to know. -KJ
I have not even begun to explain mpeg to you!- Tom
I know! -KJ

record number: 394 recorder: protius-141 timestamp: Sat Feb 9 00:17:36 2002

You gave me a fucking mamogram. -Trixi
Me next! Me next! -Galen

record number: 395 recorder: protius-142 timestamp: Mon Feb 18 12:38:19 2002

The problem is their interface to reality went long before they stopped cooling. -KJ
(on old fridges, but it seems more applicaple to people...)

record number: 396 recorder: protius-143 timestamp: Mon Feb 18 16:12:01 2002

Sweeping the ice and sweeping the ice, I'm a curler! -GS
(to the tune of the raccoon song, on the olympics)

record number: 397 recorder: protius-144 timestamp: Tue Feb 19 21:33:21 2002

eeee... -Trixi
Oh its just lop squeeking. -Sirfox
I'm not sure I can catagorize that as a squeek.
more of a squeal...  -Sirfox

record number: 398 recorder: protius-145 timestamp: Tue Feb 19 23:32:52 2002

I don't like you because you didn't put my thing up! -Trixi
(to Tet).

record number: 399 recorder: protius-146 timestamp: Thu Feb 21 18:15:41 2002

Come on... boot dammit, I can buildworld faster than that... -KJ


record number: 400 recorder: protius-147 timestamp: Sun Feb 24 21:31:23 2002

button: When Tet grins, evil locks its doors.
(Actually, most people would...)

record number: 401 recorder: protius-148 timestamp: Tue Feb 26 20:03:43 2002

I don't remember you buying shoes then either... -KJ
That's because you're not paying attention!  You were too busy teasing me!  -GS
Well, what else would one do? -KJ

record number: 402 recorder: protius-149 timestamp: Tue Feb 26 21:25:27 2002

The amount of sugar which can be disolved in water, with chemistry. -KJ
How about with physics? -GS
(on orbitz)

record number: 403 recorder: protius-150 timestamp: Thu Mar 7 00:23:02 2002

I'm not even paying attention, and I'm playing! -GS
(on if he had drawn a card)

record number: 404 recorder: protius-151 timestamp: Fri Mar 8 11:07:25 2002

Message from [email protected] on ttyp9 at 09:54 ...
*cough*wheeze*
EOF

record number: 405 recorder: protius-152 timestamp: Fri Mar 8 21:35:44 2002

What is all over your hand? -Trixi
 I don't know... oh I must have bumped the eel... -Tet
(we were eating sushi)

record number: 406 recorder: protius-153 timestamp: Sun Mar 10 15:13:55 2002

Someone was just doing ballet moves accross the sidewalk. GS
Yes, I noticed that. -Galen
oh its fairy season all ready? -GS
Cough gag! -Cerise

record number: 407 recorder: protius-154 timestamp: Mon Mar 11 01:16:23 2002

I'm sorry I'm having one of those days. -GS
Why are you apologizing for evil? Have I taught you nothing? -Trixi

record number: 408 recorder: protius-155 timestamp: Mon Mar 11 01:28:54 2002

He's 14 space years, which is like 95 celsius. -Tet
(on how Anakin is underage in starwars episode 2)

record number: 409 recorder: protius-156 timestamp: Thu Mar 14 19:50:09 2002

Watch the cart bonk the car. -Tom
yea... -KJ
*bonk* -Cart
bonk. -KJ, Tom
(this has been your daily apathy)

record number: 410 recorder: protius-157 timestamp: Thu Mar 14 20:11:16 2002

milk bones... -Tom
great with nutella... or so I have been told. -KJ


record number: 411 recorder: protius-158 timestamp: Fri Mar 15 22:25:00 2002

The trinity of science:
you can tell how much god weighs, how fast he's going, or where he is. -Tet

record number: 412 recorder: protius-159 timestamp: Sun Mar 17 14:33:50 2002

ET: the royalties return. -Jim

record number: 413 recorder: protius-160 timestamp: Thu Mar 21 22:28:36 2002

oh, I forgot, we have... -KJ
*C*H*E*E*Z*E*! -KJ, Tom
(on the shaving cheese)

record number: 414 recorder: protius-161 timestamp: Fri Mar 22 11:42:29 2002

James, good buddy, good pal... -Dave
That ones broken. -James
Oh darn it... 
Doug, good buddy, good pal...  -Dave
(looking for an "unused" monitor)

record number: 415 recorder: protius-162 timestamp: Fri Mar 22 21:29:37 2002

Grapefruit is stereotypicaly difficult to eat, requiring sharp jagged spoons, and eye wear. -GS

record number: 416 recorder: protius-163 timestamp: Sat Mar 23 22:00:22 2002

I was temped to say murr, just to see who I could squick, but I could't do it! -KJ
(on the Yzma porn)

record number: 417 recorder: protius-164 timestamp: Sun Mar 24 00:15:15 2002

poing poing. - Sirfox
poing poing! - Trixi
hey! -Trixi

record number: 418 recorder: protius-165 timestamp: Sun Mar 24 00:18:25 2002

poing poing! -GS
poing... hey your not getting me again! -Trixi

record number: 419 recorder: protius-166 timestamp: Tue Apr 2 17:59:14 2002

message from syslogd@teryx at Tue Apr 2 16:13:03 2002 ...
teryx mgove: *YAWN*!

(you know your a geek when you send status messages to syslogd
(SNMP is left as an exersize for the reader))

record number: 420 recorder: protius-167 timestamp: Fri Apr 5 16:44:07 2002

Oh look, there is a green spider on my helmet.  -Tom
A very green spider. -Tom, KJ

record number: 421 recorder: protius-168 timestamp: Fri Apr 5 20:06:57 2002

My toe got stuck in the bath tub, and my wife left me againnn... -Toraneko
(on country music)

record number: 422 recorder: protius-169 timestamp: Sun Apr 7 21:20:28 2002

May gas pleezze be cheaper up by Yappy's!  I don't want to put $50 worth of gas in! -KJ
(it was in fact $45)

record number: 423 recorder: protius-170 timestamp: Tue Apr 9 23:16:13 2002

Its not the dark side!  Its just.. dim... -Herbie

record number: 424 recorder: protius-171 timestamp: Wed Apr 10 00:57:22 2002

Gentlemen, our host needs to go to bed, I think we should join him... I mean in bed... I mean... you know what I mean. -Kage 

record number: 425 recorder: protius-172 timestamp: Wed Apr 10 11:50:03 2002

4 stories of basement...
level 1: quantum physics
level 2: nuclear physics
level 3: chemestry
level 4: laundry

record number: 426 recorder: protius-173 timestamp: Wed Apr 10 23:48:20 2002

Wow... he looks even drunker because of this song. -Devin (the hobbit)
(on Mach, and KP's country music)

record number: 427 recorder: protius-174 timestamp: Thu Apr 11 00:07:34 2002

Mach!  Are you chasing the hobbit again? -KP


record number: 428 recorder: protius-175 timestamp: Thu Apr 11 18:57:25 2002

But it has skin of evil in it.  It has Riker dipped in chocolate sauce! -KP
I don't know if thats good or bad... -KJ

record number: 429 recorder: protius-176 timestamp: Fri Apr 12 12:46:13 2002

Please move forward and fill all the dead space.
If you are breathing, you are not close enough. -Disney person at haunted mansion.

record number: 430 recorder: protius-177 timestamp: Fri Apr 12 14:10:58 2002

That's a cool caterpillar... -Tom
You mean the loch ness shrubbery? -KJ
(on a topiary in tomorowland)

record number: 431 recorder: loco-1 timestamp: Sat Apr 13 19:28:43 2002

Whoo-hoo!  Corporate checkbook!  

(overheard while splitting up a pizza restaurant check for 20.)

record number: 432 recorder: protius-178 timestamp: Sat Apr 13 22:14:36 2002

I forgot (click) how much (click) I hate that (click boom) mine game. (doh) -Loco

record number: 433 recorder: protius-179 timestamp: Wed Apr 17 21:38:09 2002

I have my insurance card in my wallet.  So if it dosn't get completely saturated with blood, you should be able to read it. -GS
(While standing on a very partially assembled float)

record number: 434 recorder: protius-180 timestamp: Sat Apr 20 17:02:03 2002

Don't shoot your colleagues, or bystanders. -a game at ocean city

record number: 435 recorder: protius-181 timestamp: Thu Apr 25 21:26:32 2002

Aughhh, where did it go... -Trixi
sig-bev-fault. -KJ
(Trixi's beverage had gone missing)

record number: 436 recorder: protius-182 timestamp: Fri Apr 26 00:09:48 2002

I ain't going!  You're on your own, if your fucking insane! -Trixi
(on Tet's consitering moving into a mental institute (there is no internet access))

record number: 437 recorder: protius-183 timestamp: Fri Apr 26 20:13:33 2002

Damn top-loading hotdog buns! -Crea

record number: 438 recorder: protius-184 timestamp: Fri Apr 26 22:14:37 2002

Aaaugh, my drink was kinda wiggley. -Tet
(on drinking a fish bowl)

record number: 439 recorder: protius-185 timestamp: Sun Apr 28 22:08:42 2002

Its just like a giant gerbil. -GS
(on Kelar's dog)

record number: 440 recorder: protius-186 timestamp: Wed May 1 20:55:46 2002

Why does ketchup require so much thinking? -Trixi
Because its a vegtable, you have to do all the thinking for it. -GS
Actualy, tomatoes are a fruit...- Trixi
Regan said ketchup was a vegtable and I believe him! -GS

record number: 441 recorder: protius-187 timestamp: Fri May 3 21:17:57 2002

snort... -KJ
Don't spit on the fowl. -Tom
spit... (miss) -KJ
ker-swim... nibble. -Goose
ewww! -KJ, Tom

record number: 442 recorder: protius-188 timestamp: Mon May 6 00:05:16 2002

I kill you! -Trixi
I kill you! -Josh
squeek squeek! -Trixi

record number: 443 recorder: protius-189 timestamp: Mon May 6 00:09:47 2002

Fashion is painful.  And sticky. -Trixi
(on a butterfly sticker she had just removed)

record number: 444 recorder: protius-190 timestamp: Wed May 8 21:10:49 2002

It just died with an interesting noise. -GS
(on the death of a wall wart power supply)

record number: 445 recorder: protius-191 timestamp: Sat May 11 12:31:24 2002

I have the skill! -KJ
Well we know you don't lack in confidence. -John (of bikes at vienna)

record number: 446 recorder: Tet-13 timestamp: Sat Feb 16 20:32:22 2002

It would have to be pretty big to feel it in a car.  - Trixi

record number: 447 recorder: Tet-14 timestamp: Sat Feb 16 22:32:24 2002

Oh wow... Thats crack-a-riffic.
-Gryllus

record number: 448 recorder: Tet-15 timestamp: Sat Feb 23 23:42:09 2002

We're going there and touching that again, aren't we? -Tet

record number: 449 recorder: Tet-16 timestamp: Sun Feb 24 22:59:12 2002

I'm going to kill him... I haven't seen it, and I'm going to kill him - Trixi

record number: 450 recorder: Tet-17 timestamp: Sat Mar 2 23:44:35 2002

Some people multitask,
I think I'm multipanicking
-Jen

record number: 451 recorder: protius-192 timestamp: Tue May 14 20:43:32 2002

HA HA! -Tet
You laugh funny! -Trixi
Squeek? -Tom
shutup! -Trixi

record number: 452 recorder: protius-193 timestamp: Tue May 14 21:01:15 2002

beep... -Tet's pants
*stare*allright which of you beeped? -Tet
(he had about 4 pda's at the time)

record number: 453 recorder: protius-194 timestamp: Fri May 17 20:35:27 2002

Why do I feel normal all of  a sudden? - GS

record number: 454 recorder: protius-195 timestamp: Fri May 17 22:12:04 2002

Ha! -Alascan
oh, he's tickleish... -Kelar
Yes, He's ticklish... Get him! -GS

record number: 455 recorder: Tet-18 timestamp: Tue Jan 2 19:57:28 2001

I know where we are... We're Here!!
-Trixi

record number: 456 recorder: Tet-19 timestamp: Sat Jan 6 08:47:44 2001

Okay... This designer did not have boobs in mind.  -Trixi

record number: 457 recorder: protius-196 timestamp: Fri May 24 22:18:34 2002

Tell you what, I will show you the iced tea and you can add as much sugar as you want. -Kes
Buhahaha! -Dan
But not all of it! -Kes

record number: 458 recorder: protius-197 timestamp: Fri May 24 22:21:30 2002

Stop with that psychotic smile! -Kes
(to GS)

record number: 459 recorder: protius-198 timestamp: Sat May 25 09:47:56 2002

Aaaugh!  No fair! -LK
(on Dan's laser goggles)

record number: 460 recorder: protius-199 timestamp: Sat May 25 21:39:18 2002

That's got to be some pretty wired mold. -LK
(on some moldy coffee grounds)

record number: 461 recorder: protius-200 timestamp: Sun May 26 01:28:31 2002

I think I have to go to bed... but not now, it's too much effort. -Kes

record number: 462 recorder: protius-201 timestamp: Sun May 26 14:06:36 2002

Age before beauty, and you're all weird. -Kes

record number: 463 recorder: protius-202 timestamp: Sun May 26 22:01:09 2002

The beach is always working.  They try to tell you it sometimes doesn't work. -Kes
Sorry!  The waves aren't coming in right now. -GS

record number: 464 recorder: protius-203 timestamp: Tue May 28 21:49:32 2002

ker-VOP! -GS's neon mug
That was a bit brighter than I had expected... -GS

record number: 465 recorder: Tet-20 timestamp: Wed May 29 20:35:33 2002

Parf doesn't seem to care when you illuminate his nose. -Protius
(fun with laser pointers)

record number: 466 recorder: Tet-21 timestamp: Wed May 29 21:07:40 2002

We seem to have different definitions for poking holes with a sharpened duck - Tet
(do you sharpen the beak, or the crown of the head?)

record number: 467 recorder: Tet-22 timestamp: Fri May 31 20:05:27 2002

Oh she was poured into that vehicle -creature
(on a particularly obese driver)

record number: 468 recorder: protius-204 timestamp: Sat Jun 1 10:25:50 2002


We were lucky it didn't kill anyone, but it was great! -Rigel
(on a white water canyon ride)

record number: 469 recorder: protius-205 timestamp: Tue Jun 11 19:46:59 2002

Here... I'm having this urge to throw this at a duck. -KJ
I'll take that... I'm used to resisting my urges... -GS.
(on a pager at logan's road house)

record number: 470 recorder: protius-206 timestamp: Thu Jun 27 17:51:25 2002

What happened?  It went click on me! -GS

record number: 471 recorder: protius-207 timestamp: Wed Jul 3 13:33:01 2002

Sportsman's neck road... what happened to the rest of him? -Xydexx
Probably hanging on some deer's wall... -KJ

record number: 472 recorder: protius-208 timestamp: Wed Jul 3 17:31:31 2002

 My toe got stuck in the 9mm, and my wife shot me again. -KJ
(gangsta country, see Toraneko's comment)

record number: 473 recorder: protius-209 timestamp: Wed Jul 3 19:25:15 2002

 I think the bananas are done...  ohh they are getting all nasty and mutated. -Xydexx

record number: 474 recorder: protius-210 timestamp: Fri Jul 5 03:57:55 2002

I'm not that weird... -KJ
I am! -Xydexx

record number: 475 recorder: protius-211 timestamp: Fri Jul 5 04:51:48 2002

Don't do anything that we would have to explain to the paramedics. -KJ

record number: 476 recorder: protius-212 timestamp: Fri Jul 5 05:09:39 2002

No No No, thats going to make a big fwomph! -Xydexx
yes! -KJ


record number: 477 recorder: protius-213 timestamp: Fri Jul 5 10:03:21 2002

Watch this! *toss* -KJ
augh! *bolt* -Xydexx, Tom
What did you do Ray? -Xydexx
Come on, do something impressive.  Time for version 2... -KJ

record number: 478 recorder: protius-214 timestamp: Sat Jul 6 03:32:03 2002

Who has the fancy bike? -unknown
Which one? -KJ,  Tom
The recumbent one. -unknown
uh, they both are... -KJ, Tom
The yellow one? -unknown
Thats mine.... -Tom

record number: 479 recorder: protius-215 timestamp: Sat Jul 6 04:17:58 2002

They're watching tv. -KJ
How can you watch tv when there is wood to burn? -Tom
How can you watch wood, when there are tvs to burn! -KJ

record number: 480 recorder: protius-216 timestamp: Thu Jul 11 00:05:01 2002

I hate having to put out my meal. -GS
Next time, hold the flaming dish. -KJ
(on some fajitas)

record number: 481 recorder: protius-217 timestamp: Thu Jul 11 00:28:01 2002

my brain... -GS, KJ
is soft... -GS
is full... -KJ
yay!  different quote! -GS

record number: 482 recorder: protius-218 timestamp: Fri Jul 12 05:10:34 2002

PAXIL! -KJ
Well, that would explain a few things... -Tom
I am feeling delightfully silly, this is going to be a great con! -KJ
(at the start of AC)

record number: 483 recorder: protius-219 timestamp: Fri Jul 12 21:32:31 2002

I got rested enough waiting for the elevator... -KJ
(On his arrival on the 16'th floor by way of the stairs)

record number: 484 recorder: protius-220 timestamp: Sat Jul 13 21:32:11 2002

Its been rendered harmless?  Excelent. -Tom
(on Kodian's ferret being broken...)

record number: 485 recorder: protius-221 timestamp: Sun Jul 14 01:26:23 2002

Oh... I get it now! -Alascan
How long have you... never mind... -GS

record number: 486 recorder: protius-222 timestamp: Sun Jul 14 15:22:17 2002

Brain hemorage!
I'm going to cause one of those in someone one day... -KJ
Its good to have a goal in life... -Tom

record number: 487 recorder: protius-223 timestamp: Thu Jul 18 20:56:26 2002

This is probably going to be a very bad idea... -KJ
You spill ketchup on me, your walking home. -GS
(While making a mess in Jerrys)

record number: 488 recorder: protius-224 timestamp: Fri Jul 19 23:31:29 2002

Ryannnnn!!!  its turning me onnnn!! Make it stop! -Trixi

record number: 489 recorder: protius-225 timestamp: Sun Aug 11 20:21:09 2002

squeek! -Trixi
What matter of noise is this!  you will never live this day down! -Maza
It happens all the time... squeek! -Trixi

record number: 490 recorder: protius-226 timestamp: Mon Aug 12 15:29:59 2002

Celine Deon... that high pitched squeal... -Darrel
If you need a reason not to see Titanic. -Larry

record number: 491 recorder: protius-227 timestamp: Thu Aug 15 19:44:13 2002

I know what I'm doing. -KJ
Wait, you admitted it!  write it down! -GS

record number: 492 recorder: protius-228 timestamp: Fri Aug 23 15:41:51 2002

I'm gonna get a bigger book on perl... -Tyree
(His smaller perl book failed to answer the question)

record number: 493 recorder: protius-229 timestamp: Fri Aug 23 18:19:31 2002

That dog has one hell of a goiter.
-Tet
(On the sign of a poodle grooming place)

record number: 494 recorder: protius-230 timestamp: Fri Aug 23 21:22:48 2002

Cool, I can read a map dammit, yay! -Tet
(in the maize maze)

record number: 495 recorder: protius-231 timestamp: Tue Aug 27 22:53:47 2002

Your orbit would be eliptilal, and potentially quite short. -GS
(on hovering at orbital altitude, without orbital velocity)

record number: 496 recorder: protius-232 timestamp: Thu Aug 29 13:43:41 2002

Sodium pentathol... its truth jerky. -GS
(While reading ingredients)

record number: 497 recorder: protius-233 timestamp: Thu Aug 29 23:48:40 2002

Nurse! turn up my metalica! -Packrat
(on our demographic group in a nursing home)

record number: 498 recorder: protius-234 timestamp: Fri Aug 30 21:06:50 2002

The hotel's music isn't going to compete at all with the... thumping. -GS

record number: 499 recorder: protius-235 timestamp: Sat Aug 31 02:21:19 2002

Why are you memorizing my web pages? -Protius
I can't help it! -Drabek
Is it live or is it Drabek? -Packrat

record number: 500 recorder: protius-236 timestamp: Sat Aug 31 14:48:39 2002

Why would you beat up this poor innocent...-unknown
Because he's ticklish! - unknown
Help... -the poor innocent

record number: 501 recorder: protius-237 timestamp: Sat Aug 31 15:03:49 2002

Banana flavored yoohoo is incredibly hard to find. -Proti
Maybe thats why I havn't found it. -Packrat

record number: 502 recorder: protius-238 timestamp: Sat Aug 31 21:04:22 2002

Never eat anything bigger than your head. -Drabek
Unless its a burrito. -Packrat

record number: 503 recorder: protius-239 timestamp: Sun Sep 1 10:03:24 2002

I can't see that far... the sugar hasn't kicked in yet... -Quozel

record number: 504 recorder: protius-240 timestamp: Sun Sep 1 12:06:14 2002

Is anybody on staff near a diet coke? 
not unless I have to. -Oldfreek
(on MFM staff FRS channel)

record number: 505 recorder: protius-241 timestamp: Tue Sep 3 10:13:09 2002

Oh my god!  I saw Rono at mfm, and he went wheee-bleaugh. -GS
(many people were ill at mfm-6)

record number: 506 recorder: protius-242 timestamp: Thu Sep 5 20:50:13 2002

That was a successful meal. -GS
My compliments to the chemist. -BJ
(GS was cooking)

record number: 507 recorder: protius-243 timestamp: Fri Sep 6 22:12:54 2002

Big honking steak, with a potato?  Thats probably mine. -GS

record number: 508 recorder: protius-244 timestamp: Fri Sep 6 22:43:51 2002

He was reaching for a ferret, and I thought it was a shaver, but it turned out to be a phone. -Maza
Huh? -GS, BJ, Crea, Proti
Its that testicle thing again isn't it? -Crea
the balls... they haunt me... -Maza
(it was aparently a comercial)

record number: 509 recorder: protius-245 timestamp: Sun Sep 8 15:06:00 2002

I have a new goal in life, to steal an elephant. -KJ
Where would you keep it? -Tom
Your place!  No one would ever find it amongst  Dan's stuff. -KJ

record number: 510 recorder: protius-246 timestamp: Sun Sep 8 22:32:01 2002

Uh oh, he's bouncing again, we're in danger! -GS
No I'm not!  Its the coke, I never drink caffeine. -Alaskan

record number: 511 recorder: protius-247 timestamp: Wed Sep 11 19:48:15 2002

Is it good to draw a smiley face on the bottom of the drool guard with the ranch dressing? -KJ
No. -GS
Good, I ignored that urge. -KJ
(he later gave in)

record number: 512 recorder: protius-248 timestamp: Wed Sep 11 19:56:57 2002

Perhaps quake would be more relaxing? -KJ
No, I don't like hurting people... just electricuting them. -GS

record number: 513 recorder: protius-249 timestamp: Fri Sep 13 21:10:32 2002

We can't find the remote, thats why we're watching this. -Crea
Pah! You need a woman! -Candy

record number: 514 recorder: protius-250 timestamp: Sun Sep 15 19:35:01 2002

Crea broke the waitress. -Alascan
If she dosn't come back in 15 minutes... -Crea
(fun with separate bills)

record number: 515 recorder: protius-251 timestamp: Sun Sep 15 21:34:09 2002

Even the scrubbing bubbles are going eauch...poke, poke. -GS
Call Dow! we're gonna need backup! -BJ
(On a particularly creepy bathroom)

record number: 516 recorder: Tet-23 timestamp: Sat Sep 7 22:36:34 2002

Well, that was a disgruntled sip..
-Tet Dad

record number: 517 recorder: Tet-24 timestamp: Sat Sep 14 22:37:32 2002

I'm a virgin...  -Trixi
...... - Kage,Rigel,Xydexx,Tet
At the GAME!! -Trixi

record number: 518 recorder: Tet-25 timestamp: Sat Sep 14 23:24:09 2002

I need a nice juicy hermaphrodite...
-Trixi
Out of what depths of your soul did that one come from? - Rigel

record number: 519 recorder: Tet-26 timestamp: Wed Sep 18 19:46:56 2002

She's so much easier to tolerate as a diapered clad naked thing.  -Trixi

record number: 520 recorder: Tet-27 timestamp: Wed Sep 18 21:30:22 2002

I love you, that doesn't necessarily mean I TRUST you.  -Trixi

record number: 521 recorder: protius-252 timestamp: Fri Sep 20 21:22:10 2002

My pants are happy! -Tet
I don't know what it means, but it seems like the thing to say... -Tet


record number: 522 recorder: protius-253 timestamp: Sat Sep 21 12:13:39 2002

 We saw Alascan's good twin, behind you. -Dan
Oh my god!  good call. - Tet

record number: 523 recorder: protius-254 timestamp: Sat Sep 21 15:17:25 2002

You had to ID  to get Coors light?  I thought you only had to do that if it had alchol. -Doug

record number: 524 recorder: protius-255 timestamp: Sat Sep 21 17:15:37 2002

Beach house... -Alascan
Sounds fun. -Zen
beer... -Alascan
Sounds sorta fun. -Zen
Chicks... -GS
Well, that ruins it for me. -Zen

record number: 525 recorder: protius-256 timestamp: Tue Sep 24 11:43:16 2002

Yes sir, I'm your little bitch!  Call me a windows programer!  I'm your windows programer! -kelar

record number: 526 recorder: protius-257 timestamp: Thu Sep 26 18:03:56 2002

It wasn't me!  honest. -GS
(during a power failure)

record number: 527 recorder: protius-258 timestamp: Fri Sep 27 20:32:01 2002

Sorry for the delay, I was talking to a very disgruntled coworker, I wanted to make sure she wasn't armed... -GS

record number: 528 recorder: protius-259 timestamp: Sat Sep 28 13:49:10 2002

What are you looking for? -KJ
Robot parts! -GS
I see... -KJ
(at Bikes at Vienna)

record number: 529 recorder: protius-260 timestamp: Sun Sep 29 14:46:08 2002

Do you know what?  He's just a person putting on a costume! -kid at Gen Echo, meeting the furries

record number: 530 recorder: protius-261 timestamp: Sun Sep 29 17:32:36 2002

His intelegence just goes away when the spot is involved...  Kelar
(on Ash and lasers)

record number: 531 recorder: protius-262 timestamp: Wed Oct 2 20:46:40 2002

Its not broken?  give it time... -Kelar

record number: 532 recorder: protius-263 timestamp: Tue Oct 8 10:15:00 2002

I just thought it was an interesting way to not drop rocks everywhere.  or at least make it look like its not your fault. -Dave
(on two dump trucks full of rocks, followed by a street sweeper)

record number: 533 recorder: protius-264 timestamp: Tue Oct 8 19:54:49 2002

Duck sauce!  Rabbit sauce! -KJ
(while eating chinese)

record number: 534 recorder: protius-265 timestamp: Thu Oct 10 20:10:05 2002

I like *getting* soggy... but I don't like being soggy. -GS
(on white water canyon)

record number: 535 recorder: protius-266 timestamp: Thu Oct 10 20:59:53 2002

Cream of circular file... -Loco
(on quaker oatmeal, in the can)

record number: 536 recorder: protius-267 timestamp: Thu Oct 10 22:23:44 2002

Mold can even eat wax. -LK
Augh!  *wipe wipe wipe* -Kes

record number: 537 recorder: protius-268 timestamp: Sat Oct 12 08:57:35 2002

Pears are not a liquid. -Kes
Sure they are!  they are just a bit lumpy. -Tom
They are like a sponge, with juice suspended in it. -Loco

record number: 538 recorder: protius-269 timestamp: Sat Oct 12 09:53:50 2002

I don't know who was in there, but they were always discreet, in that really noticable way.  -GS
(on an unnamed government office)

record number: 539 recorder: protius-270 timestamp: Sat Oct 12 11:30:47 2002

Aww... I'm a party game now. -GS
He is the master of lightbulb disaster... and the entertainment -KJ
(everyone was trying to throw pennies into GS's pocket)

record number: 540 recorder: protius-271 timestamp: Sat Oct 12 15:44:41 2002

Its inconsistant, I've gotten a couple of good ones. -Tom
I've gotten a couple of good ones... all at once... ok one at a time. KJ
hauhga! -KJ
another good one? -Tom
.... yes -KJ
(while eating some wasabi peas)

record number: 541 recorder: protius-272 timestamp: Mon Oct 14 21:08:22 2002

Dan!  I have no use for this!  Do you want it? -Crea
Yes! ... what is it? -Dan
(on a random motherboard)

record number: 542 recorder: protius-273 timestamp: Wed Oct 16 12:20:41 2002

Solid stuff in my drink is *not* a feature. -Doug on orbitz


record number: 543 recorder: protius-274 timestamp: Thu Oct 17 20:07:57 2002

But, can you eat your lo-main with it? -Tom
Dunno... slurp... that was cool! -KJ
(on a mcdonalds straw)

record number: 544 recorder: protius-275 timestamp: Sat Oct 19 19:58:22 2002

I don't know if carbonated beverages are good for spiders, but I don't know what fly guts taste like either. -GS
(KJ was feeding his tree soda to a spider)

record number: 545 recorder: protius-276 timestamp: Tue Oct 22 21:22:36 2002

I'm going right and right, then right.  Right? -GS brother
Right! -GS
(directions (or at least one direction))

record number: 546 recorder: protius-277 timestamp: Wed Oct 23 21:33:30 2002

And the cat installs itself under the table. -Proti
Thats its home directory.  ~cat. -Tet


record number: 547 recorder: protius-278 timestamp: Mon Oct 28 12:43:38 2002

Well, its not what I wanted, but it'll do. -Jack
Why does that sum up the entire computer industry? -Tom
Its a feature! -Jack

record number: 548 recorder: protius-279 timestamp: Wed Oct 30 15:11:00 2002

I've never seen purple baklava... -unknown
Hey, whats the purpley stuff? - Vejaya
(on David's cooking)

record number: 549 recorder: protius-280 timestamp: Thu Oct 31 15:41:15 2002

*Pantomimes shooting himself in the head*. -Kelar
Ah, your playing with microsoft arn't you? -Proti

record number: 550 recorder: protius-281 timestamp: Thu Oct 31 22:39:18 2002

Oh my god! this always happens! and its always him!  I don't understand it. -Rigel
(on the curse of Dan)

record number: 551 recorder: protius-282 timestamp: Sun Nov 3 10:25:04 2002

Can't sleep! hiccups will eat me! -Xydexx
(on Alascan's hiccups)

record number: 552 recorder: protius-283 timestamp: Sun Nov 3 13:24:04 2002

Its very chewwy... Its like eating an old shoe.  I think I'll have some more. -Xxydex
(on turkey jerky)

record number: 553 recorder: protius-284 timestamp: Mon Nov 11 15:44:15 2002

kill me... Kill me... -Kelar
(on programing under windows)

record number: 554 recorder: protius-285 timestamp: Wed Nov 13 22:15:52 2002

They don't make 9x13 pans... all the ones I saw were like 8 3/8 by 12 7/8. Why can't I have a 9x13 pan?-GS
Because you can't have a 2x4 either. -Proti
Aww... I'm going to bed... -GS

record number: 555 recorder: protius-286 timestamp: Thu Nov 14 14:19:52 2002

It was a bad excuse, but a good reason. -Kelar
(on why he played with his new laptop, instead of going to the gym)

record number: 556 recorder: protius-287 timestamp: Sat Nov 16 09:25:25 2002

*Yoink*! -KJ
crumple... -The Pile
ahh! *catch*! -KJ
(KJ vs Dan's stuff)
what did you do to my stuff? -GS

record number: 557 recorder: protius-288 timestamp: Sun Nov 17 14:22:09 2002

I'm gonna tell Mom on you!  Took my candy... Dammit... -KJ
(on Dan putting KJ's candy in the kitchen)

record number: 558 recorder: protius-289 timestamp: Sun Nov 17 17:18:15 2002

Isn't that just the outside of the cheesecake?  Mold release, as it were? -GS
snerk! -KJ
(on the crust of a cheese cake)

record number: 559 recorder: protius-290 timestamp: Fri Nov 22 11:43:10 2002

It makes a really large I-pod-like device.-Kelar
(on his laptop full of mpegs)

record number: 560 recorder: protius-291 timestamp: Fri Nov 22 18:23:13 2002

Go down on it sparky! -Crea
... -Tet
Augh, I didn't need to see that -GS
You just missed your boyfriend going down on a breadstick. -Sirfox

record number: 561 recorder: protius-292 timestamp: Sun Nov 24 11:22:22 2002

The ones which I do on purpose are often more interesting... -GS
(on disasters)

record number: 562 recorder: protius-293 timestamp: Sun Nov 24 12:49:32 2002

I don't think you *crank* the national symphony orchistra. -KJ
(while discussing stereos)

record number: 563 recorder: protius-294 timestamp: Wed Nov 27 15:44:23 2002

I want a happy meal!  happy meal!  Happy meal!! -Kid
(overheard in Wendy's)

record number: 564 recorder: protius-295 timestamp: Sat Nov 30 15:38:41 2002

Why do you have 3 checkbooks? -Tom
Because if you have 3 banks, you have a better chance of having money. -Jim
Thats not a very good excuse is it? -Jim

record number: 565 recorder: protius-296 timestamp: Sat Nov 30 16:42:49 2002

This one is eating ketcup. -Jim
yea it is... -GS
(on some odd japanese cookies)

record number: 566 recorder: protius-297 timestamp: Sat Nov 30 19:26:52 2002

There is a sequel now?  what?  vampire hunter E? -Jon

record number: 567 recorder: protius-298 timestamp: Sat Nov 30 21:24:16 2002

Its not so much how much it needs as how much it can stand before exploding. -GS
(on xenon bulbs)

record number: 568 recorder: protius-299 timestamp: Mon Dec 2 19:32:10 2002

Which means I'm going to go bald soon. -Tet
Well, you have enough hair for a comb over... around and around and around... -GS
I have enough for a turban... -Tet
(Tet has very long hair)

record number: 569 recorder: protius-300 timestamp: Wed Dec 11 11:40:41 2002

Is my shirt on inside out?  My god you're supposed to tell me these things! -Kelar
I didn't notice... -Proti
This is the second time I've done this. -Kelar
*check* yep, mines on right. -Proti

record number: 570 recorder: protius-301 timestamp: Thu Dec 12 19:29:23 2002

well, you're easy to please... a bottle of sunkist and a place to belch, and call it a weekend. -Tet
(to Trixi)

record number: 571 recorder: protius-302 timestamp: Fri Dec 13 14:21:49 2002

Ibm is the absolute grand master of microprocessor design! -James
so your a bit happier with the ibm? -Doug
The ibm is a manly microprocessor, the ixp is a girly processor. -James

record number: 572 recorder: protius-303 timestamp: Sat Dec 14 22:29:37 2002

woah, I'm in a matte painting. -Tet
(on rivendell, while watching the lord of the rings)

record number: 573 recorder: protius-304 timestamp: Tue Dec 17 20:30:28 2002

One more! -bufflow wing guy
Shit! -Crea
I don't think they have that flavor. -Proti
(while ordering some hotwings)

record number: 574 recorder: protius-305 timestamp: Tue Dec 17 20:42:27 2002

hey, thats a good idea
we could work with that...
yay! -Trixi, Sirfox
(they had just thought of a frivilous law suit)

record number: 575 recorder: protius-306 timestamp: Wed Dec 18 12:24:52 2002

I have no idea what this pink stuff is but it is delicious. -Rob

record number: 576 recorder: protius-307 timestamp: Wed Dec 18 12:27:52 2002

I think I accidentily... tried the sauce... -James
(on flat liners hotwings)

record number: 577 recorder: protius-308 timestamp: Wed Dec 18 12:45:51 2002

Merry xmas!  A gift from Herndon, enjoy your time in the bathroom! -Tim
(on Herndon giving flat liners hotwings to Rockville)

record number: 578 recorder: protius-309 timestamp: Tue Dec 31 20:36:15 2002

You have something sticking out here... -Galen
Got any sissors? -unknown
That would be so funny out of context. -unknown

record number: 579 recorder: protius-310 timestamp: Fri Jan 3 16:27:44 2003

It could have been cool, If it didn't suck so hard. -Tom
(on DCOM)

record number: 580 recorder: protius-311 timestamp: Sat Jan 4 17:50:38 2003

The legend of Bassingstoke!  King of the suburbs! -GS
(on a street near Kelar's place)

record number: 581 recorder: protius-312 timestamp: Sun Jan 5 00:41:38 2003

Sit down! -Galen
I am! -Exile
On the couch. -Galen
I am! -Exile
On Galen! -GS

record number: 582 recorder: protius-313 timestamp: Thu Jan 9 19:32:28 2003

It will be green in a month. -KJ
yea, I'm ok with green. -Pro
but it'll be an evil green. -KJ
yea... -Pro
never mind... -KJ
best kind. -Pro

record number: 583 recorder: protius-314 timestamp: Thu Jan 9 21:06:40 2003

Am I fuzzy enough for you!? -GS
Yes. -KJ
ker-quote! -Proti
Curses!  thats twice today.  Better shut up... -KJ


record number: 584 recorder: protius-315 timestamp: Fri Jan 10 13:01:21 2003

hummm! -Tet
What? -Pro
Something was really tasty.  I should have identified it before I ate it. -Tet

record number: 585 recorder: protius-316 timestamp: Fri Jan 10 13:12:25 2003

Big plates means few trips. -Tet
(on a buffet)

record number: 586 recorder: protius-317 timestamp: Mon Jan 13 15:08:53 2003

Oh no... God no... -Kelar
you ole'd it didn't you. -Proti
I wish I could tell it to stop... -Kelar
(the userfriendliness of windows)

record number: 587 recorder: protius-318 timestamp: Fri Jan 17 20:28:49 2003

Iwannadonut!  Canahavadonut!? -KJ
Yes, you can have a donut. -GS
yay... -KJ

record number: 588 recorder: protius-319 timestamp: Sat Jan 18 18:49:29 2003

Theres a couch? -Iberian
Wow theres a couch... -unknown2
(on Tango's apartment)

record number: 589 recorder: protius-320 timestamp: Sat Jan 18 19:36:20 2003

There is a noodle on your matrix. -Ed
... your right...-Andrew

record number: 590 recorder: protius-321 timestamp: Sun Jan 19 02:03:42 2003

That was a dreadful movie, yet strangely entertaining. -Pro
(on "Turbulance")

record number: 591 recorder: protius-322 timestamp: Thu Jan 23 02:59:07 2003

wheeee... -unknown
(on the limozine from the hotel to FC)

record number: 592 recorder: protius-323 timestamp: Thu Jan 23 16:46:04 2003

comotose lamma! -unknown
(at Denny's, attempting to speak spanish)

record number: 593 recorder: protius-324 timestamp: Fri Jan 24 15:50:31 2003

I'd give you a hug, but I have a bagel. -GS

record number: 594 recorder: protius-325 timestamp: Sat Jan 25 22:48:24 2003

wow!!! -suedeer
deep breaths... just sit back and let the endorphins hit you. -Sirfox
(on wasabe)

record number: 595 recorder: protius-326 timestamp: Sat Jan 25 22:56:40 2003

Its like theres a party in my mouth, and the police came! -Sirfox
But were they wearing baby blue riot helmets? -unknown
Leather. -Sirfox
(on wasabe)

record number: 596 recorder: protius-327 timestamp: Sun Jan 26 00:03:41 2003

specticles, testicles, wallet,  and badge. -Sirfox
(on return to FC)

record number: 597 recorder: protius-328 timestamp: Mon Jan 27 00:53:17 2003

Did you guys know there was a football game today? -unknown
(on superbowl sunday)

record number: 598 recorder: protius-329 timestamp: Thu Jan 30 20:03:26 2003

I want my mirlot back... -Cerise
you will have to suck it out of his jeans. -Graysoul
... come here... -Cerise
(Cerise's wine had been spilled)

record number: 599 recorder: protius-330 timestamp: Wed Feb 5 20:17:08 2003

I want the demo version...-GS
(on costco office furnature)

record number: 600 recorder: protius-331 timestamp: Thu Feb 6 20:24:16 2003

Doug was just showing me the 240 system calls of linux.  Sounds like the title of a horror movie... -Tom

record number: 601 recorder: protius-332 timestamp: Thu Feb 13 10:27:51 2003

oh god of linux, please come lay your hands on my linux box and make it speak! -Eric
(this was only one stanza, and he really was on his knees)

record number: 602 recorder: protius-333 timestamp: Fri Feb 14 19:56:44 2003

ooh, a big comfy chair! -Proti
I'l be the judge of that.  *sit* ... yep. -KJ

record number: 603 recorder: protius-334 timestamp: Wed Feb 26 19:13:03 2003

This keyboard is a bit sticky. -Helgi
... -GS, Rigel, Xydexx


record number: 604 recorder: protius-335 timestamp: Wed Feb 26 19:33:15 2003

Its so cute and happy and *horrible*! -Xydexx
(on happy tree friends)

record number: 605 recorder: protius-336 timestamp: Fri Feb 28 20:06:55 2003

No... But you can watch me be a mad scientist with my 20 cubic centimeters. -GS
(on his pain killers)

record number: 606 recorder: protius-337 timestamp: Fri Feb 28 20:26:15 2003

are you 16? -Liza
yea, I'm 16... 16 to the 3'rd power... -GS
(he was feeling old)

record number: 607 recorder: protius-338 timestamp: Sat Mar 1 21:49:57 2003

Someone said "did you know there was a football game today", on superbowl sunday. -Proti
Is that today? -unknown

record number: 608 recorder: protius-339 timestamp: Sat Mar 1 22:48:48 2003

Anyone want the volume up? -Oryx
Why?  Its not like we can understand them anyway.. -Kelar
Ok... anyone want the brightness up? -Oryx
(on Sholin Soccar (subtitled))

record number: 609 recorder: protius-340 timestamp: Sun Mar 2 20:41:05 2003

I can't take 2 people's miso in the same day... but he can take it. -Oryx

record number: 610 recorder: protius-341 timestamp: Sun Mar 2 20:55:07 2003

Bugs bunny is as legit as foo dogs or something. -Proti
Some people believe the president protects them. -GS
(on wards guarding things)

record number: 611 recorder: protius-342 timestamp: Tue Mar 4 16:38:17 2003

If you get that working, I'l be able to use xml to control solitare. -Kelar
(on 1 gig ethernet)

record number: 612 recorder: protius-343 timestamp: Wed Mar 5 00:07:17 2003

Arn't geek toys neat?  Can't do /that/ with a football! -Tet
(on Dan's kalidiscope)

record number: 613 recorder: protius-344 timestamp: Tue Mar 11 23:08:33 2003

Physics is giving me Kelar-paw. -Deneb
(on repetative motion injuries)

record number: 614 recorder: protius-345 timestamp: Wed Mar 12 20:18:45 2003

Ooh! an ampersand!  my life is complete! -Rigel
(on Galen's finding chars on Protius's binary clock)

record number: 615 recorder: protius-346 timestamp: Sat Mar 15 02:11:22 2003

You can't do that in asp. -Tet's cow orker
You have attained a clue.  It dosn't /have/ to hurt. -GS

record number: 616 recorder: protius-347 timestamp: Thu Mar 20 18:43:07 2003

I'm glad they waited until wednesday, I'd have been pissed if they had interupted the Dune miniseries. -Tet
(on George W.'s "war")

record number: 617 recorder: protius-348 timestamp: Sat Mar 22 14:21:54 2003

a hamster in a chicken suit.  Cool! -KJ
(on one of those dancing hamster things).

record number: 618 recorder: protius-349 timestamp: Sat Mar 22 19:06:54 2003

Those clever church signs never fail to ... -GS
nausiate? -Proti
yes, nausiate me. -GS
(on a sign which read: this is a ch--ch. whats missing?)

record number: 619 recorder: protius-350 timestamp: Sat Mar 22 19:14:54 2003

Do not drink and talk to Tet.  Its bad for your computer. -KJ
(spit-takes)

record number: 620 recorder: protius-351 timestamp: Sun Mar 23 17:31:05 2003

Its been a long day... getting longer by the minute. -GS

record number: 621 recorder: protius-352 timestamp: Wed Mar 26 14:11:04 2003

My brain is tired, and these chairs are comffier. -James
(on where to hold a meeting: fooz room or conferance room)

record number: 622 recorder: protius-353 timestamp: Fri Mar 28 23:54:59 2003

If I tried to polish brass while I was cooking spagetii, I'd go insane. -Deneb
That would be difficult to explain to the insurance people. -Proti
well, its a blessing and a curse sometimes... -Deneb
(they both make a really nifty squirming toroid.)

record number: 623 recorder: protius-354 timestamp: Thu Apr 3 20:27:51 2003

Get out of my underwear... -Trixi
(to Tet)

record number: 624 recorder: protius-355 timestamp: Fri Apr 4 20:31:46 2003

its bad!  its bad with a capital *eaugh*! -Tet
I can't believe I wasted bandwidth on this. -Tet
(on "the core")

record number: 625 recorder: protius-356 timestamp: Tue Apr 8 18:01:35 2003

After our third joint, we stopped seeing pink monkies, and moved onto giraffes, and they seemed pretty honest. -Kelar
(on simulation validation)

record number: 626 recorder: protius-357 timestamp: Sat Apr 12 12:44:26 2003

It looks like a portajohn. -unknown
(on the back of the shell at sweet adelines cometition)

record number: 627 recorder: protius-358 timestamp: Tue Apr 15 17:20:13 2003

I can breathe!  and the trees are still screwing! -KJ
(on claritan)

record number: 628 recorder: protius-359 timestamp: Sat Apr 19 15:24:05 2003

The couch is eating me. -Chillymouse
(crea's squishy couch)

record number: 629 recorder: protius-360 timestamp: Sat Apr 19 17:03:14 2003

He used to be really thin,  but now he's got tits! -Zen
(on alascan's weight)

record number: 630 recorder: protius-361 timestamp: Sat Apr 19 17:21:02 2003

Color-species, and 4 hours in the oven.
What is this?
oh, you will love this, its korean.
-Zen
(on cooking a black cat which had wandered by)

record number: 631 recorder: protius-362 timestamp: Sat Apr 19 17:28:43 2003

I just had an urge to start putting cat skeletons in trees. -KJ


record number: 632 recorder: protius-363 timestamp: Sat Apr 19 18:02:12 2003

It opens up the... ssinuses... -Snowy
(snorting tobasco)

record number: 633 recorder: protius-364 timestamp: Sat Apr 19 18:53:45 2003

Its official!  I can feel my tongue again. -Snowy 
(recovering from trying some "you can't handle this sauce" hot sauce)

record number: 634 recorder: protius-365 timestamp: Sun Apr 20 11:54:54 2003

do you have a cdrh variance for that shirt? -Proti
Thats a horrible shirt.  But that's you. -Wolfus
(on Zen's ... colorful ... shirt)

record number: 635 recorder: protius-366 timestamp: Wed Apr 23 10:18:41 2003

oh!  the sun, it burns! -Dave
(during a fire drill, outside)

record number: 636 recorder: protius-367 timestamp: Fri Apr 25 18:37:49 2003

well there is a skunk tail in there, so it must be the right place. -TJ

record number: 637 recorder: protius-368 timestamp: Sat Apr 26 08:29:07 2003

they have a news paper called whoot. -Xydexx
But its with an h. -Rigel
free whoot... -?

record number: 638 recorder: protius-369 timestamp: Sat Apr 26 08:50:58 2003

Its supposed to be a safety wistle -Jbadger
Look at me!  I'm choking on my wistle -Xydexx
tweet tweet! -Rigel

record number: 639 recorder: protius-370 timestamp: Sat Apr 26 09:49:25 2003

The lion is getting more yellow. -Rigel
my zippers stuck, my zippers stuck! -Xydexx
(on needing to go to the bathroom in suit)

record number: 640 recorder: protius-371 timestamp: Sat Apr 26 12:47:59 2003

Oh look, we just hit a giant weasel. -Rigel
its coming right for us! -GS
don't stop! -Rigel
(mejeep was jumping arround in the road)

record number: 641 recorder: protius-372 timestamp: Sat Apr 26 17:01:04 2003

You guys over at the chinese... -?
Yea? -PG
When you get the fortune cookies, read them over the FRS. -?

record number: 642 recorder: protius-373 timestamp: Sat Apr 26 17:11:59 2003

Don't go in the chatter box!  don't go in the chatterbox!  go accross the street and go into the chinese! -Snow
(over frs, to a group coming for dinner)

record number: 643 recorder: protius-374 timestamp: Sat Apr 26 19:34:38 2003

let me see your gay japanese shirt... -alascan
my god, this things huge! -Alascan
(on Zen's shirt)

record number: 644 recorder: protius-375 timestamp: Sat Apr 26 22:51:06 2003

Is it 24 inches?- Snow
... - everyone
the pants!  the pants! -Snow

record number: 645 recorder: protius-376 timestamp: Sun Apr 27 10:24:42 2003

yes? -resteraunt person
1 million...  no 10. -Rigel
wish you had told me that earlier. -resteraunt person

record number: 646 recorder: protius-377 timestamp: Sun Apr 27 10:45:10 2003

ahem!  no porno at the table- GS
... -Jomama, Alascan, ?

record number: 647 recorder: protius-378 timestamp: Sun Apr 27 11:39:32 2003

I'll put mine in here, and get it greasy. -maximus
(on having 2 ez passes, and putting 1 in a potato chip bag, to keep it from getting read)

record number: 648 recorder: protius-379 timestamp: Fri May 2 19:36:59 2003

It looks like they shampooed the dog into oblivion, then teesed it so every strand of fur was perpendicular. -Proti
It looks like it used to be a husky. -GS
(on a dog pictured on a bottle of dog shampoo)

record number: 649 recorder: protius-380 timestamp: Sat May 3 08:17:18 2003

It looks... bigger! -Xydexx
(on the protibasement)

record number: 650 recorder: protius-381 timestamp: Sat May 3 12:17:10 2003

Come here KJ, its time for your nipple persing! -Xydexx
He's not innocent!  He did it! -KJ

record number: 651 recorder: protius-382 timestamp: Sun May 4 10:54:15 2003

are you ok dan? -Zen
I'm trying not to throw up... -Dan
I'l move then... -Zen
(after the volcano)

record number: 652 recorder: protius-383 timestamp: Sun May 11 12:12:02 2003

spoons... -KJ
10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife? -Proti
*count* yep theres 10,000 spoons there. -KJ
(at costco)

record number: 653 recorder: protius-384 timestamp: Sun May 11 12:14:30 2003

we want to go, we want to go, we want to go... -2 kids in unison
(at costco)

record number: 654 recorder: protius-385 timestamp: Sun May 11 19:53:34 2003

dip... -GS, KJ
sip? -Proti
I love ranch... -KJ, GS
get off my brainwave! -GS
zesty italian, zesty italian. -KJ
(on GS's cheese dip)

record number: 655 recorder: protius-386 timestamp: Tue May 13 21:05:16 2003

They have a variety of pez dispensers. -GS
Eeyore! -Crea
I'm so depressed... have some candy... -GS

record number: 656 recorder: protius-387 timestamp: Fri May 16 11:22:52 2003

Its neat! -Dave
It is? -Tom
Makes you want to hit control-C though. -Dave
(on some test output)

record number: 657 recorder: protius-388 timestamp: Fri May 16 21:52:58 2003

That'l be fun to play with... mind if I borrow it for quite a while? -Kelar
(on GS's digitizer)

record number: 658 recorder: protius-389 timestamp: Sat May 17 23:03:55 2003

Wait... Don't tell me.  E-bay? -Kelar
(on Mousepaw's hazmat suit)

record number: 659 recorder: protius-390 timestamp: Sun May 18 14:37:38 2003

They are unicycles with 4 wheels. -KJ
(on suzuki samari, they tip over easy)

record number: 660 recorder: protius-391 timestamp: Wed May 21 19:43:39 2003

This one looks sufficient... For A Sex Toy! -KJ
Right... -Proti
lemme guess, you didn't want to hear those words in a hardware store? -KJ

record number: 661 recorder: protius-392 timestamp: Sat May 31 21:49:54 2003

Give it to me, just don't stick it there. -Snow
(on a candy wrapper)

record number: 662 recorder: protius-393 timestamp: Sat May 31 22:26:14 2003

you know the meaning of pinecone?  He started it. -GS
Its not my fault. -KJ
Yes it is! -Everyone
Its not my fault everyone's sheep... -KJ
He's writing... -Max
just ignore him, he'll go away. -KJ

record number: 663 recorder: protius-394 timestamp: Sun Jun 1 17:05:22 2003

It had 4 settings... -Proti
11, 12, 13, 14. -GS
this one starts at 11... -KJ
(on the X1 aircraft)

record number: 664 recorder: protius-395 timestamp: Sun Jun 1 17:28:05 2003

Beethoven wants out... -Proti
... and this time he's pissed -KJ
featuring Arnold Schwartinager... "I'll be Bach!" -Proti
(on the speaker room of a circuit city wired to use all the speakers at once)

record number: 665 recorder: protius-396 timestamp: Sat Jun 7 19:47:02 2003

now these are old school, except possibly for the happy part. -Proti
oh god! -KJ
(on a metal dust pan, with a smileyface)

record number: 666 recorder: protius-397 timestamp: Thu Jun 12 20:23:50 2003

And whenever I feel bad about myself, I'll put on my hat, and go scream at some recruits, and then I'll feel better about myself... HAHAHAHA! -Deneb
(on being upgraded to drill sergant)

record number: 667 recorder: protius-398 timestamp: Sat Jun 28 08:57:58 2003

It hurts. -Cerice
well, turn it off. -GS
*click*
I still hear it. -Cerise
(on a horrible song)

record number: 668 recorder: protius-399 timestamp: Sat Jul 5 18:07:52 2003

oh... this fan got stuck on my butt, and it feels GREAT. -Zen

record number: 669 recorder: protius-400 timestamp: Sat Jul 5 18:30:36 2003

Why do I always miss these things? -Trixi
Because your drawing?-Tango
We can edit you in later. -PG

record number: 670 recorder: protius-401 timestamp: Sat Jul 5 21:03:47 2003

please don't spill my tea... I'd hate to have to kill you and drink your blood to make up for it. -Tet 
ker-quote! -Proti
Dammit! -Tet
(to Alascan)

record number: 671 recorder: protius-402 timestamp: Sat Jul 12 17:13:10 2003

oh, a hearse for sale.  but it's white; they are supposed to be black. -Proti
maybe it's a wedding hearse. -Kelar
that is wrong in so many ways... -Proti

record number: 672 recorder: protius-403 timestamp: Sat Jul 12 20:38:17 2003

ha! -KJ
optimist. -Proti
scrantch! -The door
grrr... I will just hit it harder. -KJ
(while attempting to fix the basement door)

record number: 673 recorder: protius-404 timestamp: Sun Jul 13 16:49:36 2003

Here's a dead sewing machine!  and here's full bottle of oil!  Dunno whats wrong with it... -GS

record number: 674 recorder: protius-405 timestamp: Fri Jul 18 09:43:40 2003

you have funny feet. -Rakhan
no.. no I don't. -KJ
oh, you're right, it must be me. -Rakhan
(on KJ's woody costume feet)


record number: 675 recorder: protius-406 timestamp: Fri Jul 18 21:41:27 2003

We have protius here, who knows about all this new stuff, and can tell you how it works, but hates it all. -Zen

record number: 676 recorder: protius-407 timestamp: Fri Jul 18 23:23:27 2003

I'm not hibrinating!  I'm drunk!  -MW
(on the "no hibrinating" sign at AC)
(Yes it was spelled that way)

record number: 677 recorder: protius-408 timestamp: Sat Jul 19 15:18:13 2003

He's been trying to draw a cat, and they keep looking like dogs. -Proti
Can you draw a cat? -Kelar
They do look like dogs... -Deneb
Shutup! -Kelar

record number: 678 recorder: protius-409 timestamp: Sat Jul 19 16:33:30 2003

Are you still trying to draw cats? -Proti
No!  I've given up on cats. -Kelar
Screw the cats! -John
Thats the idea... -Packrat

record number: 679 recorder: protius-410 timestamp: Sun Jul 20 00:10:59 2003

So, when are you planning to become awake? -Deneb
Shortly after when I do... -Proti

record number: 680 recorder: protius-411 timestamp: Wed Jul 23 20:54:08 2003

xydexx could say lightbulb, and its instantly hilarious. -Trixi
lightbulb... -Xydexx
heeee... -Trixi

record number: 681 recorder: protius-412 timestamp: Wed Jul 23 21:25:32 2003

Like I said, I don't mind random women falling into your lap! -Trixi
(to Tet)

record number: 682 recorder: protius-413 timestamp: Fri Jul 25 15:21:04 2003

Well, you know what to do, theres a shovel there, start burying those results. -Dave
I was figuring I would use the shovel to smash my skull in. -Tom
at least your positive. -Dave
(on some experimental procedure errors)

record number: 683 recorder: protius-414 timestamp: Wed Aug 6 11:18:32 2003

I'm getting the vague impression that you're easy to screw. -Doug
(to Dave, on his lousy luck)

record number: 684 recorder: protius-415 timestamp: Wed Aug 6 19:07:15 2003

Lick the moosie for me! -KJ
No. -GS, Proti
(Mousepaws was passing through)

record number: 685 recorder: protius-416 timestamp: Sun Aug 10 11:37:55 2003

I should caulk this... -Proti
Haven't you used enough caulk today?  You have an addiction! -KJ
I can stop any time I want to! -Proti
(house work gone wrong)

record number: 686 recorder: protius-416 timestamp: Wed Aug 13 11:35:45 2003

But IT thinks everyone is a fish, and no one needs a bicyle. -Tommy
(on NAI's IT dept's denial of cygwin on COE boxes)

record number: 687 recorder: protius-417 timestamp: Sun Aug 17 10:25:42 2003

you got your hair cut. -Galen
I got all of them cut.  and you know why... -Kage
yes I do.  Lice. -Galen
whap! -Kage

record number: 688 recorder: protius-418 timestamp: Sun Aug 17 16:01:42 2003

What I didn't mention was that mine was full of piss! -Sue Deer
mmm aaah! (opening his mouth to catch it)-KJ
Ew!  I didn't know you were one of those! -Sue Deer
(on a squirt gun)

record number: 689 recorder: protius-419 timestamp: Sun Aug 17 17:15:31 2003

belly button hunt... -Xydexx
No poking. -Rigel
I can't find it.  You must have lost it in the river... -Xydexx

record number: 690 recorder: protius-421 timestamp: Wed Aug 20 12:36:15 2003

You will find termites in your dog! -Dave
(while eating a fortune cookie)

record number: 691 recorder: protius-422 timestamp: Mon Aug 25 13:12:38 2003

Oh... I got that too.  Theres a name for it?  -Jon (not PG)
(on Asperger's)

record number: 692 recorder: protius-423 timestamp: Thu Aug 28 11:22:03 2003

My mom knows about it, but thinks of it as a mystical force which she can't understand, and its just really fucking scarey. -Kelar
(on google)

record number: 693 recorder: protius-424 timestamp: Thu Aug 28 16:55:46 2003

I'm happy now.  Have computer. -Kelar

record number: 694 recorder: protius-425 timestamp: Fri Aug 29 11:29:14 2003

shall we mosy? -Zen
yea... -Proti
Because our loitering here is just not working,we need to be somewhere where its pissing people off. -Zen


record number: 695 recorder: protius-426 timestamp: Fri Aug 29 14:15:37 2003

They have fried ocra. -Proti
oh ahhh ahhhh! -Kelar
(Kelar likes ocra)

record number: 696 recorder: protius-427 timestamp: Sat Aug 30 14:10:49 2003

If you have a panel, and nobody shows up, did it happen? -Loriana

record number: 697 recorder: protius-428 timestamp: Sat Aug 30 18:21:25 2003

Are these things yours? -Bearcat
yea... -Proti
They seem like something you would have. -Bearcat
(on astrojacks)

record number: 698 recorder: protius-429 timestamp: Sun Aug 31 23:18:48 2003

Your head is throbbing with blood! -?
Has it stopped yet? -Kelar


record number: 699 recorder: protius-430 timestamp: Tue Sep 2 19:00:10 2003

*squeek*.
oh, neet!
*squeeeeeeek*. -Proti
chalkboards, chalkboards, chalkboards, you're driving me sane! -BJ
(playing with a styrofoam cup)

record number: 700 recorder: protius-431 timestamp: Fri Sep 5 20:08:54 2003

Badger badger badger badger mushrooooom!  mushroom! -Xydexx
This is a pinecone thing isn't it? -GS
yes. -KJ

record number: 701 recorder: protius-432 timestamp: Tue Sep 9 16:47:15 2003

Security just gets in my way, and I want to just turn it all off. -James
Bad security researcher!  *bop* Bad security researcher! -Doug

record number: 702 recorder: protius-433 timestamp: Sun Sep 21 15:22:41 2003

I'm not getting arrested with you Snowy! -Zen

record number: 703 recorder: protius-434 timestamp: Fri Sep 26 17:43:31 2003

Perl is not pass by value. -Doug
Its not pass by value, its pass by Eaughhh.- Tom
(on perl)

record number: 704 recorder: protius-435 timestamp: Sat Sep 27 15:32:30 2003

Don't worry KJ, they broke the mold when they made you.  Maybe during. -GS
I'm voting during. -KJ
(while looking at pottery molds at the super flea)

record number: 705 recorder: protius-436 timestamp: Sat Sep 27 18:47:39 2003

They just had a motor sitting there, you just buy one and build your vehicle around it.  Except mine would be a hovercraft... but anyway... -GS

record number: 706 recorder: protius-437 timestamp: Sun Sep 28 15:10:58 2003

Pot Kettle Choir. -KJ
(after the usual traffic rant)

record number: 707 recorder: protius-438 timestamp: Fri Oct 3 17:16:47 2003

Its like using an RC car to drag a bufflow up a hill.  Its just not quick. -Dave
(on MS SQL server)

record number: 708 recorder: protius-439 timestamp: Mon Oct 6 14:18:15 2003

Criminal use of an OS dosn't count. -Tom
Why not?! -Steve, James
Statute of limitations... -Steve
(while pondering how many OS's we had personaly used (steve won, with a bit over 100))

record number: 709 recorder: protius-440 timestamp: Sun Oct 12 19:34:16 2003

Did you ever manage to break a lego? -GS
The more interesting pieces, yes, but not the ansi standard 1 by 2 brick. -KJ
Yes, they take quite a bit of force, quite a bit of black powder... -GS

record number: 710 recorder: protius-441 timestamp: Fri Oct 17 11:27:48 2003

It involves a baseball bat, and lots of screaming. -Dave
(on how to QA MS windows)

record number: 711 recorder: protius-442 timestamp: Sun Oct 19 20:07:22 2003

So, how was today? -GS
Very relaxing, except for the screaming parts. -Fox in Boots
(on a trip to King's Dominion, Fox in Boots is not a rollercoaster fan)

record number: 712 recorder: protius-443 timestamp: Mon Oct 20 10:20:11 2003

There are these bears that are like porcelin, only they arn't really, and they are doing distasteful things.
If you can think of anything distasteful, there is a bear doing that.  Its like I would never thought of that unless I had seen a little bear doing that... But a bear in a cat suit is a stretch. -James

record number: 713 recorder: protius-444 timestamp: Fri Oct 31 12:53:16 2003

See, It gets worse! -Dave
(on just about anything)

record number: 714 recorder: protius-445 timestamp: Sat Nov 8 14:02:14 2003

Yes, I joined their merry cult.... -Xydexx
(on the usual recumbents)

record number: 715 recorder: protius-446 timestamp: Fri Nov 14 19:12:38 2003

I know this is going to distort the sound, but thats ok, because MY EARS ARE CLIPPING! -Doug
(on putting his fingers in his ears while listening to audiophile stereos)

record number: 716 recorder: protius-447 timestamp: Sat Nov 29 11:07:30 2003

So leave a message on my phone... ah crap, can't hang up while... *click* -Tango
(in a message left on my phone)

record number: 717 recorder: protius-448 timestamp: Tue Dec 2 22:00:34 2003

Its a forkupine. -KJ
Augh.... -GS
somebody said something! -SK-1
(on the tray of forks at cheap chinese)

record number: 718 recorder: protius-449 timestamp: Sat Dec 6 22:27:09 2003

Cygna rocks... except they screw me all the time... -Dave
(on health insurance)

record number: 719 recorder: protius-450 timestamp: Wed Dec 10 22:26:45 2003

Of course they're pretty!  They are the crown jewels!  - unknown
(while watching "My Hero")

record number: 720 recorder: protius-451 timestamp: Sat Dec 13 12:02:09 2003

I am Anna Lto. I can do 428 wafers/shift.
ensure boats are properly seated on forks, or quartz breakage will occur.
(mysterious sign on a mysterious device at a surplus auction.)

record number: 721 recorder: protius-452 timestamp: Sat Dec 13 14:00:55 2003

lets see... Nikon something or other... $10 $10 $10! -auctionier
(vt surplus auction)

record number: 722 recorder: protius-453 timestamp: Sat Dec 13 21:02:35 2003

How many black Jews do you know? -Cynthia
You're Jewish? -unknown
Sit down. -Cynthia

record number: 723 recorder: protius-454 timestamp: Sat Dec 13 22:54:33 2003

No he he he no! he ow, I kicked myself in the head! -Oz
don't sit on me! -Oz

record number: 724 recorder: protius-455 timestamp: Sat Dec 13 23:13:08 2003

Hey, the wicks come out... Wicked! -Cerise
You are going to die...  But first you are going to make me a long island iced tea.  -pink

record number: 725 recorder: protius-456 timestamp: Sun Dec 14 14:51:40 2003

Don't put my hand where you don't want me to grab. -Cynthia
(to Cerise)

record number: 726 recorder: protius-457 timestamp: Fri Dec 19 18:39:32 2003

That looks like a sonogram of somebody's something or other... -Dave
(on a graph of a webshield's performance (the backwards matrix diagram))

record number: 727 recorder: protius-458 timestamp: Thu Jan 1 13:03:38 2004

Theres my squeeky dragon. -Proti
hmm. *squeek* YES! - KJ
(the dragon is a bike horn)

record number: 728 recorder: protius-459 timestamp: Fri Jan 2 19:44:12 2004

Smile! -Trixi
*grin* -Rigel
no, really smile! -Trixi
*GRIN* -Rigel
please stop smiling... -Trixi

record number: 729 recorder: protius-460 timestamp: Fri Jan 2 22:39:51 2004

Why did you do that? - unknown
Because it was funny! -Tet
(while making a pointless move, playing grave robbers from outer space)

record number: 730 recorder: protius-461 timestamp: Fri Jan 2 22:44:13 2004

Tet: What was the quote this time?

Trixi: Meeeeeeeee!

record number: 731 recorder: protius-462 timestamp: Fri Jan 2 23:29:34 2004

Hey!  Out of the chips(to a ferret)! -Galen
(turning to Rigel) Want some doritos? -Galen

record number: 732 recorder: protius-463 timestamp: Sat Jan 3 21:28:17 2004

So, arguibly these burgers are $35 each. -Proti
I don't think we need to include the price of the toilet paper. -KJ
Well, eventually... but it should be amortized. -Proti
Thats just not right... -KJ.

record number: 733 recorder: protius-464 timestamp: Thu Jan 8 13:47:38 2004

The system just went down, but I blame them, because nothing I did could have caused it! -Dave
(just after a kernel install)

record number: 734 recorder: protius-465 timestamp: Fri Jan 9 15:14:57 2004

Oh thats right, I keep missing a wonderful opertunity to be annoying! -Dave

record number: 735 recorder: protius-466 timestamp: Tue Jan 13 13:27:05 2004

Hey they have a liquor licence, they can't be all bad! -anonymous by request

record number: 736 recorder: protius-467 timestamp: Thu Jan 15 13:58:26 2004

Its the cruise of slow death! -Dave
(while making too many sinking boat metaphors at work)

record number: 737 recorder: protius-468 timestamp: Sat Jan 24 13:12:26 2004

Feel this tire... -Proti
Thats not a tire. -KJ
Its a cover for your tube? -Proti
It keeps the tube on the wheel. -KJ
(it was /really/ thin)

record number: 738 recorder: protius-469 timestamp: Sat Jan 24 20:15:14 2004

Command> help
help file open failed (hfile)
Invalid command.  Use 'help ' for assistance.
(said an insane terminal server)

record number: 739 recorder: protius-470 timestamp: Fri Jan 30 23:58:04 2004

Why was Goz walking on the water? -Proti
Because she's cool! -KJ
(on Invader Zim episode, The Wettening)

record number: 740 recorder: protius-471 timestamp: Sun Feb 1 18:16:24 2004

You're dangerously bored arn't you? -Proti
No.. what gave you that idea? -KJ
"what gave you that idea, the blubbing noises"? -Proti
I'm not blubbing. -KJ
here, have some blue ones. -Proti
oooh! -KJ
(while fiddling with some velcro cable straps)

record number: 741 recorder: protius-472 timestamp: Sun Feb 1 19:23:47 2004

Theres garlic in... -KJ
*fit*  -KJ, Proti
get off my brainwave! -Proti
(on noting that the tomatos on the menus lined up)

record number: 742 recorder: protius-473 timestamp: Fri Feb 6 18:42:42 2004

What do you need?  I have numbers! -Johnny
How about a last name? -Checkin person

record number: 743 recorder: protius-474 timestamp: Tue Feb 10 21:16:24 2004

I wonder if John bookmarked the quotes file...  Hi John! -KJ
(mention this quote to Matt for a free bicycle purchase)

record number: 744 recorder: protius-475 timestamp: Sat Feb 14 11:51:36 2004

Oh look!  An airpump!  *Ker-swipe* -Xydexx

record number: 745 recorder: protius-476 timestamp: Sat Feb 14 23:19:41 2004

This is for when you just don't feel like designing an output stage.  You throw an opamp at it.  Hard.  -GS
(on a 10 watt opamp)

record number: 746 recorder: protius-477 timestamp: Sun Feb 15 23:54:33 2004

550!  wooh you could heat your house with that!  Probably will... -GS
(on Proti's new power supply)

record number: 747 recorder: protius-478 timestamp: Sun Feb 22 18:30:53 2004

Do you have a calculator? -KJ
yea, its down stairs... -Proti
Not RPN!  -KJ
uh... no. -Proti

record number: 748 recorder: protius-479 timestamp: Thu Mar 11 22:19:09 2004

If you are finished scanning, touch finish to pay. - Walmart self checkout
shutup! -Lady

record number: 749 recorder: protius-480 timestamp: Tue Mar 16 16:57:27 2004

Stupid people pay the bills. -Matt
(on working at an anti-virus company)

record number: 750 recorder: protius-481 timestamp: Sat Mar 20 19:03:36 2004

What the fuck's a bistro? -KJ
I believe a bistro is where you get your pesto chipotle on panini, with a latte. -Proti

record number: 751 recorder: protius-482 timestamp: Sat Mar 27 18:49:59 2004

..get down!  I wanna get down!  I wanna get down!  I wanna get doown!  I wanna ... -Kid at Costco
(repeated continuously)

record number: 752 recorder: protius-483 timestamp: Sat Mar 27 20:38:25 2004

You must agitate him with yours somehow, and I want to know what you do, because I want to agitate him too. -Kelar
(on TJ's key chain, and Ash)

record number: 753 recorder: protius-484 timestamp: Thu Apr 1 21:28:43 2004

The question is... ker-scrape... -KJ
you didn't need that lens... -Proti
No. -KJ, Proti
(trying clip-on sunglasses)

record number: 754 recorder: protius-485 timestamp: Sat Apr 24 22:11:45 2004

My god!  Its green and orange! -GS
(on Kelar's phone)

record number: 755 recorder: protius-486 timestamp: Sat May 1 13:50:39 2004

What flavor is that? -Zen
Yellow.  They didn't have green. -Neo
what flavor is yellow? -Crea

record number: 756 recorder: protius-487 timestamp: Sun May 2 12:24:40 2004

I did not throw up on a puppy. -KJ
(context on this one would make it far less bizzare)

record number: 757 recorder: protius-488 timestamp: Sun May 2 16:00:06 2004

He licked my knee.  I don't know if it was on purpose, or it just dragged by. -KJ
You were the victim of a drive-by licking. -Crea
(discussing Ash)

record number: 758 recorder: protius-489 timestamp: Mon May 3 19:54:22 2004

Do ziplocks really cause that much difficulty? -Proti
Remember that whole yellow and blue make green thing?  That was too complicated. -GS

record number: 759 recorder: protius-490 timestamp: Wed May 19 11:25:46 2004

I don't know what the doctor said... Something technical... -Vijaya's grandfather
(said a technical person)

record number: 760 recorder: protius-491 timestamp: Sat May 29 16:08:04 2004

I'll have to wait for the chair to recharge... -TJcoyote
(on static electricity)

record number: 761 recorder: protius-492 timestamp: Sun May 30 22:11:55 2004

Are humans superlumenal? -Proti
No... not transparent enough... -GS
(can humans lase?  Isn't that what a laserist would do?)

record number: 762 recorder: protius-493 timestamp: Mon May 31 19:13:11 2004

What if SQUIRELS broke in to steal the VACUUM CLEANER? -Dave
(harrassing Ash)

record number: 763 recorder: protius-494 timestamp: Mon May 31 19:36:37 2004

Its not so much cocky as we are that good. -Doug
(on playing fooz ball 1 handed)

record number: 764 recorder: protius-495 timestamp: Sun Jun 6 22:42:37 2004

I blame You. -Proti
I am innocent!   He is annoying but not worth killing. -KJ
(KJ had been accused of poking Spongebob Squarepants eyes out)

record number: 765 recorder: protius-496 timestamp: Fri Jun 11 21:04:34 2004

You see, in Texas they have dry heat, and its horrible too. -unknown
(overheard at lunch)

record number: 766 recorder: protius-497 timestamp: Fri Jun 11 21:32:10 2004

Oh a spool full of coax makes the RF go down... -Linda