record number: 1 recorder: mono-1 timestamp: Thu Dec 31 23:58:33 1903
test 1
record number: 2 recorder: mono-2 timestamp: Thu Dec 31 23:58:38 1903
test 2
record number: 3 recorder: mono-3 timestamp: Fri Jul 20 01:51:28 2001
test 3
record number: 4 recorder: mono-4 timestamp: Fri Jul 20 02:22:37 2001
test 4 what happened to duplicate mono-3?
record number: 5 recorder: Anon-1 timestamp: Sun Jul 22 03:18:31 2001
test 1 from color
record number: 6 recorder: mono2-1 timestamp: Thu Dec 31 23:58:52 1903
seq 1
record number: 7 recorder: mono2-2 timestamp: Thu Dec 31 23:59:07 1903
seq 2 bla
record number: 8 recorder: color-9 timestamp: Sun Jul 22 17:03:32 2001
foo!
record number: 9 recorder: mono2-3 timestamp: Thu Dec 31 23:57:54 1903
boo
record number: 10 recorder: mono2-4 timestamp: Sun Jul 22 17:07:44 2001
test 5:07 7/22/01
record number: 11 recorder: color-10 timestamp: Sun Jul 22 17:09:51 2001
test 5:09 7/22/01
record number: 12 recorder: protius-1 timestamp: Sun Jul 22 19:58:27 2001
missing presumed wed. -Tom hush you! -Tet that sounded unusually guilty. -Tom
record number: 13 recorder: protius-2 timestamp: Sun Jul 22 20:05:40 2001
Its just wrong! eugggh now that was a squick! -KJ (on crystal gravy)
record number: 14 recorder: protius-3 timestamp: Mon Jul 23 19:46:15 2001
Its that tall geeky guy with hair! -KJ Hows it hanging... -Tet
record number: 15 recorder: protius-4 timestamp: Mon Jul 23 19:54:10 2001
Bowling alleys never made it out of the 80's did they? -KJ Oh man, they were in the 70's until the 90's. -GS
record number: 16 recorder: protius-5 timestamp: Tue Jul 24 21:25:37 2001
Aparently that made him pass his man test... -KJ I passed mine the moment they said "its a boy!" -Tet
record number: 17 recorder: protius-6 timestamp: Tue Jul 24 22:19:52 2001
I trust their hunting skills as far as... well I can throw them pretty far... they would not last long in the wild. -Tet (on his ferrets)
record number: 18 recorder: protius-7 timestamp: Wed Jul 25 20:36:39 2001
Wheres our waitress? -? We have a moose. -Tom Refills! -Tet That's not mountain dew... -Tet
record number: 19 recorder: protius-8 timestamp: Wed Jul 25 21:03:55 2001
It was like two rhinos wresling under a tarp. -Cre pot kettle , hippo. -Tet (on the size of Tets butt)
record number: 20 recorder: protius-9 timestamp: Thu Jul 26 17:10:34 2001
Computer: transport my furnature to this address. arrange it nicely. -KJ (on moving with a transporter)
record number: 21 recorder: protius-10 timestamp: Fri Jul 27 11:27:33 2001
button: I survived the Anthrocon 5 registration line. -Mousepaws (and all I got was this lousy con badge. -Crea)
record number: 22 recorder: protius-11 timestamp: Fri Jul 27 15:53:16 2001
My obliviosity is working even better than I realized! -Tom yes... cherish it. -GS
record number: 23 recorder: protius-12 timestamp: Fri Jul 27 19:36:04 2001
Would you show it to Kage's mother? -GS She likes this kind of stuff. -unknown
record number: 24 recorder: protius-13 timestamp: Sat Jul 28 12:59:18 2001
There is some exceptionaly kinky stuff here this year. I'm amost tempted to buy it. -KJ (on the ac adult art auction)
record number: 25 recorder: protius-14 timestamp: Sat Jul 28 14:56:14 2001
button: failure is not an option. its standard equipment.
record number: 26 recorder: protius-15 timestamp: Sun Jul 29 18:20:31 2001
You just want to turn that knob again don't you? -Kes uhm... Yes. bzort!- GS (on the spark generator)
record number: 27 recorder: protius-16 timestamp: Mon Jul 30 09:54:25 2001
That pixel looks like me! -TJ coyote (on a digital group pixel)
record number: 28 recorder: protius-17 timestamp: Mon Jul 30 09:55:46 2001
All 3 of them reach the wrong floor at around the same time. -unknown (on the ac elevators)
record number: 29 recorder: protius-18 timestamp: Mon Jul 30 12:58:55 2001
I don't care how big your car is, how big is your insurance? -Tom (on SUVs on the highway) button?
record number: 30 recorder: protius-19 timestamp: Tue Jul 31 21:00:01 2001
button: Presented in original aspect ratio.
record number: 31 recorder: protius-20 timestamp: Fri Aug 3 21:05:43 2001
Brain out of level... recalibrating. -KJ (his gyro fell over)
record number: 32 recorder: protius-21 timestamp: Sat Aug 4 20:56:37 2001
Don't look at it, look through it. -GS ooooh! -Tet, KJ, Tom (on his layered beverage)
record number: 33 recorder: protius-22 timestamp: Mon Aug 6 23:24:40 2001
People who arn't freeks are either very shallow, or in denial. -GS
record number: 34 recorder: protius-23 timestamp: Wed Aug 8 20:29:01 2001
Aparently there is some magic where after its done distributing viruses, it tells everyone your on vacation. -Tet (on ms outlook and the vacation program)
record number: 35 recorder: protius-24 timestamp: Fri Aug 10 18:35:20 2001
button: whats it like when your working set fits into cache?
record number: 36 recorder: protius-25 timestamp: Fri Aug 10 21:42:28 2001
He was like infraredneck. -Tet (on a guy who was commenting on his weirdload sticker)
record number: 37 recorder: protius-26 timestamp: Fri Aug 10 22:50:40 2001
I think sitting on my ass is relatively low impact. Unless you're a couch. -Tet
record number: 38 recorder: protius-27 timestamp: Sun Aug 12 19:28:46 2001
I think if one of my ideas flashed by, he would be arrested. -GS
record number: 39 recorder: protius-28 timestamp: Tue Aug 14 21:12:31 2001
button: balistic condoment research labs.
record number: 40 recorder: protius-29 timestamp: Sat Aug 18 15:31:02 2001
Mr hankies wild ride! 4 to a log. -KJ (on the log flume at king's dominion)
record number: 41 recorder: protius-30 timestamp: Sat Aug 18 20:24:21 2001
Why did you put 6 cloves of garlic in?-PG because thats all we had! -Tom
record number: 42 recorder: protius-31 timestamp: Sun Aug 19 20:26:10 2001
We could make a non-stick clue-by-four. -Tom (swing) fwip... shit... -KJ (discussing teflon)
record number: 43 recorder: protius-32 timestamp: Fri Aug 24 22:11:15 2001
Your right there is a floor in front of the TV. -Tom Theres a kitchen too. -KJ Where?-Tom Underneath the coffee table. -KJ (KJ had allegedly been cleaning)
record number: 44 recorder: protius-33 timestamp: Tue Aug 28 20:17:26 2001
sporn! -everyone sporn on a cob! -Tet get off my brainwave! -KJ
record number: 45 recorder: Old-1 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:36:51 2001
I want to know the burst strength of a cauldron. -GS I want something which can burst cauldrons. -KJ
record number: 46 recorder: Old-2 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:37:16 2001
I'm going to kill myself. -Tom Just don't break the camera. -Laura
record number: 47 recorder: Old-3 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:37:40 2001
Helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon, radon... and no those are not athletic shoes! -GS I thought they were cars. -KJ
record number: 48 recorder: Old-4 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:38:06 2001
if the cheaper one is sufficient, then it is cheaper. -KJ ker-quote... -Tom Gnar! -KJ
record number: 49 recorder: Old-5 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:38:41 2001
I am unfamilier with the utz logic family. Chips are either cmos or ttl...-Tom you are being geekier than me. -KJ no, just geek of a different flavor. -Tom I'll get Ka to recite poetry! -KJ
record number: 50 recorder: Old-6 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:39:06 2001
Do I want to be sick or innocent?-Rigel like duh! If you have to ask... -everyone
record number: 51 recorder: Old-7 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:39:30 2001
Romper room made me who I am today. That and watching all those episodes of secret garden. -Xxydex
record number: 52 recorder: Old-8 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:39:46 2001
I am a moose! And a sharpened duck...-Tet
record number: 53 recorder: Old-9 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:40:21 2001
Welcome back to there. -GS (as in "don't go...")
record number: 54 recorder: Old-10 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:40:33 2001
I am pyroo! Hear me sizzle! -KJ
record number: 55 recorder: Old-11 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:40:45 2001
I sentance you to death, for being icky! -KJ (on a spider in his camper)
record number: 56 recorder: Old-12 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:40:59 2001
that it? -KJ (to sky) gooosh! -KJ, Tom (about a rain storm stopping)
record number: 57 recorder: Old-13 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:41:12 2001
You see people, we know how lame we are, so we dress like animals. -KJ .
record number: 58 recorder: Old-14 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:41:32 2001
That is an evil concoction. -KJ you have no idea. This may not have been a successful attempt. -Tom (orange pop, and dr pepper)
record number: 59 recorder: Old-15 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:41:49 2001
I'm not trying to be different.. I'm trying to be normal and this is as close as I can get.. -GS
record number: 60 recorder: Old-16 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:41:59 2001
Who knows what evil lurks in the forest. -GS Yea us! -Tet
record number: 61 recorder: Old-17 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:42:08 2001
Card me! Card me please! I feel old. -Tet
record number: 62 recorder: Old-18 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:42:22 2001
I spent an entertaining evening reading about nuclear physics. -Tom Did you have any involvement? -KJ I deny any involvement. He's the one who has deuterium on his desk. -GS
record number: 63 recorder: Old-19 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:42:45 2001
*waving hammer* if i had a hammer i'd be dangerous... ooh we can squish cans with the hammer -9! -KJ
record number: 64 recorder: Old-20 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:42:56 2001
Thankyou for sharing. SIGTMI! -KJ
record number: 65 recorder: Old-21 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:43:27 2001
One of my aconplishments as a small evil child...-TJ Now you are a large evil child... -KJ Yes... -TJ With money! -KJ
record number: 66 recorder: Old-22 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:43:41 2001
Whats your orentation? Mines straight. -Galen In what direction? -GS
record number: 67 recorder: Old-23 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:43:56 2001
I think i'll run away screaming now.-GS Sounds like a plan. -Crea (on KJ's log splitting attempts)
record number: 68 recorder: Old-24 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:44:07 2001
You know how to deal. -Galen But i don't know how to shuffle! -rigel
record number: 69 recorder: Old-25 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:44:35 2001
dan's pinball game. -Tom warning! May cause death!-KJ
record number: 70 recorder: Old-26 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:44:48 2001
You havn't seen wrong until you've read transformers robot porn. -Tet (ker-cringe) What does a brain anurism feel like? -KJ
record number: 71 recorder: Old-27 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:45:05 2001
Unfortunately I didn't realize I said it until after I said it. -KJ (on the adjustable thing which you could adjust)
record number: 72 recorder: Old-28 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:45:24 2001
Add frosting to the list of things to remove from the carpet. -GS I need to remove carpet from my fork. -KJ
record number: 73 recorder: Old-29 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:45:42 2001
Why do i get the feeling this piece of cheese is going to go away? -KJ You are psycic! -GS that is mine! -KJ ker-yoink. -Tom
record number: 74 recorder: Old-30 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:45:56 2001
No touchie the top no touchie the bottom. -KJ The middle however... -Tom No touchie the middle anyway. -KJ what is the breakdown voltage of glass? -GS
record number: 75 recorder: Old-31 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:46:12 2001
Are you bored? -Tom Whatever gave you that idea? -KJ The blubbing noises actualy. -Tom Curses foiled again. -KJ
record number: 76 recorder: Old-32 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:46:39 2001
It is clean, you could eat off of there!. -KJ Bull Shit!-Tet No it is not... It is much much worse. -KJ
record number: 77 recorder: Old-33 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:46:53 2001
I like fursuits. -KJ thats very interesting. -Eliza (eliza is an old ai program)
record number: 78 recorder: Old-34 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:47:05 2001
I have no idea where that came from. Im hoping theres nothing left. -Tet Don't go there anymore. -KJ
record number: 79 recorder: Old-35 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:47:18 2001
Quick everyone stare at me now. -GS Ok! -everyone Ok you can stop now. -GS
record number: 80 recorder: Old-36 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:47:34 2001
No science for you! -Tet
record number: 81 recorder: Old-37 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:47:57 2001
There is only so much sugar as will disolve in water. The quantity which I call not enough. -GS
record number: 82 recorder: Old-38 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:48:12 2001
what? you have to go hunting? -Tet eat me folfboy. -KJ (on KJ's bellybutton)
record number: 83 recorder: Old-39 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:48:22 2001
I dont think anyone has the right to call me weird. -KJ I think we will anyway. -Tom Well it didn't stop anyone before. -KJ
record number: 84 recorder: Old-40 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:48:31 2001
I'm going to turn off my phone, and close the door of my cubicle with something sharp. -KJ (on trying to get work done.)
record number: 85 recorder: Old-41 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:48:39 2001
you called it a giant bong? -GS (on the jacobs ladder)
record number: 86 recorder: Old-42 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:49:10 2001
the line was somcthing like "thats like saying regis is so hot." -Tet whats wrong with regis? -KJ oh regis you hot -- wearing sob. -Tet take me now. -Wacky that is my final answer. -Tet
record number: 87 recorder: Old-43 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:49:31 2001
It is also quotes 5... -Tom We say too much stupid shit. -KJ
record number: 88 recorder: Old-44 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:49:46 2001
you need to be chanting ayuugaaa as you spread it. -KJ I believe the grass seed will sprout reguardless of how silly i am when i dispense it. -GS
record number: 89 recorder: Old-45 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:50:00 2001
thunder! Lightning!-GS
record number: 90 recorder: Old-46 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:50:11 2001
You are poking me. Why are you poking me. -GS do you want me to do something silly?-GS byyyugh! That was bizzare! -KJ curses! Palmed again! -KJ
record number: 91 recorder: Old-47 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:50:22 2001
those arn't ours... But we can fix that.-Tet (on food at DB)
record number: 92 recorder: Old-48 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:50:39 2001
stand back im going to do something silly!-GS that wasnt silly. -Tet i failed.-GS
record number: 93 recorder: Old-49 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:50:54 2001
aughh cow nose! -Tet (on the rat race trailer)
record number: 94 recorder: Old-50 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:51:05 2001
geeks getting high: 60 hz buzz -Helgi
record number: 95 recorder: Old-51 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:51:16 2001
Tet! Squick the watress! -KJ (on eating lemons)
record number: 96 recorder: Old-52 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:51:29 2001
You're the kind of person who would take an icecream scoop and butter, and go lick lick lick. -KJ your having way to much fun imagining that. Stop. -GS
record number: 97 recorder: Old-53 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:51:44 2001
split ends! Ker-prance Ker-prance Ker-prance ! Can you do anything for me! -Tet
record number: 98 recorder: Old-54 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:51:52 2001
I'll have to time a make world when I get home... -Wacky you know your a geek when you have different ideas of drag racing. -Tet
record number: 99 recorder: Old-55 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:52:03 2001
I'm happy, dammit! -Tet (on finding a free loafing chair)
record number: 100 recorder: Old-56 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:52:14 2001
Which is more disturbing? the fact that i said it, or the fact that he tried? -KJ
record number: 101 recorder: Old-57 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:52:32 2001
don barlow, inventor. -KJ i'll make you an invention you can't refuse. -GS
record number: 102 recorder: Old-58 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:58:26 2001
I am not amusing. -KJ ha ha ha! -everyone
record number: 103 recorder: Old-59 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:58:39 2001
ive got combustables, i've got combustables! -Tet
record number: 104 recorder: Old-60 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:58:47 2001
1/4 cord of wood dosn't cost much. it would take you forever to burn through it. In theory... -KJ Is that a challange? -GS
record number: 105 recorder: Old-61 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:58:56 2001
its going now... Hehehehe -KJ (on the fire)
record number: 106 recorder: Old-62 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:59:09 2001
I am not competative. I am just disgusting. -Crea
record number: 107 recorder: Old-63 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:59:16 2001
Sock it to me roobaby! -Mousepaws eugh I didn't need to hear those words. -GS
record number: 108 recorder: Old-64 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:59:35 2001
You might not see food aoain soldier! good! -GS (on MREs)
record number: 109 recorder: Old-65 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 22:59:51 2001
why are you looking at me like that! -Tet Because your response is so funny! -KJ Tom
record number: 110 recorder: Old-66 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:00:06 2001
so who's little brother are you? -Chuck (in denial at reunion)
record number: 111 recorder: Old-67 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:00:16 2001
Hi can I have a very large iced tea please? -Tet
record number: 112 recorder: Old-68 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:00:30 2001
This is extremely dangerous right now. But you can have some when it calms down. -GS Does that conduct? -Crow
record number: 113 recorder: Old-69 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:00:41 2001
You don't tell your cow orkers what to do with their windows boxen. -Tom you mean "sit on it and spin". -Tet
record number: 114 recorder: Old-70 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:00:50 2001
If your food goes wuub thats bad. -KJ (on spicey food)
record number: 115 recorder: Old-71 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:01:00 2001
good filk is one which makes you go paaah! -GS
record number: 116 recorder: Old-72 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:01:10 2001
hey the plates are hot... -Tet-KJ Tom now we must kill you. -KJ
record number: 117 recorder: Old-73 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:01:46 2001
Thats it? One wibble? -Tet Well it was giving the couch good vibrations this morning. -Crea
record number: 118 recorder: Old-74 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:01:55 2001
come on kj roo vhere are you? Its time to stop for gas now. Come on kj roo oh i see you. -Tet
record number: 119 recorder: Old-75 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:02:11 2001
Why are these stuck togather? -Tet gnar! -KJ
record number: 120 recorder: Old-76 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:02:23 2001
Sysadmins dont just commit suicide. They take people with them.
record number: 121 recorder: Old-77 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:02:38 2001
Cheese is aparently flamable. -KJ
record number: 122 recorder: Old-78 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:02:49 2001
They will want to see your cdrh variances.-GS Who is CDRH? -Tom They regulate all laser installatione over class 1. -GS what class is your laser? -Tom 4. -GS how many classes are there? -Tom 4. -GS Excelent! -Tom
record number: 123 recorder: Old-79 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:02:59 2001
What the hell does this taste like? Guacamole? -GS (on kj and tom's most recent odd beverage purchise)
record number: 124 recorder: Old-80 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:03:22 2001
I'm watching operation they are doing something cool and gruesome... -Tet Yuck I don't even have to see it to get squicked. -Tom
record number: 125 recorder: Old-81 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:03:31 2001
He was playing hard to get she was playing hard to want... -Tet
record number: 126 recorder: Old-82 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:03:38 2001
do you need a p133? -GS I think i gave that to you. -Tet I think your right... Do you need it back? -GS
record number: 127 recorder: Old-83 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:03:46 2001
You are forbidden to write down anything where I insult myself. -KJ
record number: 128 recorder: Old-84 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:03:55 2001
I am fat guy. Hear me pant! -KJ
record number: 129 recorder: Old-85 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:04:03 2001
I will forget it if... I will forget it. -KJ
record number: 130 recorder: Old-86 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:04:18 2001
button idea: we are the wrong hands. -KJ
record number: 131 recorder: Old-87 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:04:49 2001
I want one of those. -KJ I have one of those! -GS (on a laser gun in power puff girls)
record number: 132 recorder: Old-88 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:04:56 2001
Its not radioactive, as far as you know. -GS
record number: 133 recorder: Old-89 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:05:03 2001
Do you have any titanium? -KJ Probably yea, I guess. -GS
record number: 134 recorder: Old-90 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:05:12 2001
i have decided to go back and watch eva in its correct order... Randomly. -Crea
record number: 135 recorder: Old-91 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:05:28 2001
I'm not sure weather I'm making fun of you or Tet, but its still fun. -GS
record number: 136 recorder: Old-92 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:05:36 2001
Hello! -GS oh thats obnoxous! -Tom (on the acoustic behavior of a glass funnel)
record number: 137 recorder: Old-93 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:05:46 2001
It only takes about 30,000 amps to start a grill on fire. -GS
record number: 138 recorder: Old-94 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:05:53 2001
He imediatly assumed it was me. -KJ I wonder why. -GS, Tet
record number: 139 recorder: Old-95 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:06:04 2001
It would be used to taunt me. -KJ We havn't even made it yet and its already being used to taunt you. Tom
record number: 140 recorder: Old-96 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:06:16 2001
there is enough there to hurt your brain. -GS (on infinity)
record number: 141 recorder: Old-97 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:06:26 2001
No best not never said.-Tet
record number: 142 recorder: Old-98 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:06:39 2001
Home is just a place to put your legos. -Tet
record number: 143 recorder: Old-99 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:06:47 2001
Now theres a proper bussorry... -KJ
record number: 144 recorder: Old-100 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:07:07 2001
KJing does not mean having a comfy couch. -KJ
record number: 145 recorder: Old-101 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:07:14 2001
nyyum... I love zesty italian. -KJ euugh.. -GS
record number: 146 recorder: Old-102 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:07:23 2001
stages of salad lifecycle: edible, weird, scarey, mobile.
record number: 147 recorder: Old-103 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:07:33 2001
No lead can withstand my ass! -KJ (after mongoing some lead plumbing)
record number: 148 recorder: Old-104 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:07:43 2001
To KJ: to go camping with 2 tvs and a microwave.
record number: 149 recorder: Old-105 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:07:49 2001
Bugs are made of some sticky ass shit. -KJ
record number: 150 recorder: Old-106 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:07:58 2001
Or did you not get the bell of enlightenment? -KJ (Tet explaining proxy servers to his mcse)
record number: 151 recorder: Old-107 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:08:10 2001
Well that took a week off my life. -Tet least it was off the end. -KJ Ironicly it was off of when i was 5. -Tet You'd die for a week, and then come back to life. -KJ The messiah sandwich. -Tet (while discussing a montecrisco sandwich)
record number: 152 recorder: Old-108 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:08:46 2001
the salad was dead wasn't it -KJ yes, very... -Tom
record number: 153 recorder: Old-109 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:08:54 2001
This isn't working. -Tom No but it is failing gracefully. -GS (on looking for Helgi)
record number: 154 recorder: Old-110 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:09:04 2001
Consitering we have put 2 miles between us and where we started... -Smyrgol Its just part of the graysoul exersize plan. -Tom Yep walk your ass off, literaly. -GS
record number: 155 recorder: Old-111 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:09:12 2001
Did you start it this time? -Tet No you did. -GS You mean I was evil and I don't even remember it? -Tet You were so evil you're used to it and didn't even notice. -GS
record number: 156 recorder: Old-112 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:09:20 2001
Don't go there. -Tet Not got going there. -GS Continuing to not go there. -
record number: 157 recorder: Old-113 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:09:27 2001
We went there yesterday. -KJ lick me rooboy -Tet nyuuuah... -KJ what what you do if he did? -Tom Say "i deserved that" -Tet
record number: 158 recorder: Old-114 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:09:36 2001
I want a new duck. -KJ
record number: 159 recorder: Old-115 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:09:42 2001
Why does it always have to involve an asshole? - KJ
record number: 160 recorder: Old-116 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:09:52 2001
I am fondling your cup. -KJ Allright stop that, tis silly. -GS
record number: 161 recorder: Old-117 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:10:01 2001
Oh take me now. -Tet You say that a lot Tet. -Tom Yea i'm still trying to get there and I'm hoping someone will just take me. -Tet
record number: 162 recorder: Old-118 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:10:08 2001
KJ is that your moose? Get him out of here, and stop blushing. -GS oh take me now! -Tet
record number: 163 recorder: Old-119 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:10:17 2001
If you prepair for the worst, it will never come. John Baddik
record number: 164 recorder: Old-120 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:10:30 2001
You can burn diamonds... Its just very hard to get them lit. -GS
record number: 165 recorder: Old-121 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:10:51 2001
well if you just gzipped the horde... -KJ Its already about as compressed it will get. It needs to expand a bit. -GS Well mp3 it then. -KJ But thats lossy compression its just removing the useless artifacts! -GS
record number: 166 recorder: Old-122 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:11:01 2001
Ahhh theres some more feet! Under the high voltage thing. -GS
record number: 167 recorder: Old-123 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:11:17 2001
I've been bugged! -GS (on finding 2 identical yellow bugs, on each side of his car)
record number: 168 recorder: Old-124 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:11:51 2001
you fork sucker you! -KJ what? -GS well its got to be good for something... -KJ
record number: 169 recorder: Old-125 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:11:59 2001
pong pong... -KJ my brain is soft. -GS very marshmallowy. Lets toast it! -KJ
record number: 170 recorder: Old-126 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:12:09 2001
oooh that makes my head hurt. -Tom Who wrote it? -KJ I did. -Tom Thats not good... - KJ
record number: 171 recorder: Old-127 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:12:26 2001
Button idea: if you are what you eat then monsters are people too.
record number: 172 recorder: Old-128 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:12:36 2001
hello? Ok. No, not about partical physics. -graysoul
record number: 173 recorder: Old-129 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:12:45 2001
Why is a beam called a beam? -Tom laser or steel? -KJ boat. -Tom checkmate. -KJ
record number: 174 recorder: Old-130 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:15:07 2001
well... Hmmm -Dan oh dammit we've started Dan again. -Tet
record number: 175 recorder: Old-131 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:15:17 2001
lair signage: lavoratory laboratory storatory (closet) -Tet snoratory (dan's room) computorium (machine room)
record number: 176 recorder: Old-132 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:15:28 2001
Its not a stack. Its a linked list sorted by gravity. -Dan
record number: 177 recorder: Old-133 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:15:35 2001
I am a duck. A sharpened duck. -Tet (having a bad zen day)
record number: 178 recorder: Old-134 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:15:43 2001
I am still a duck... -Tet
record number: 179 recorder: Old-135 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:15:51 2001
Stop playing with my bits. - KJ
record number: 180 recorder: Old-136 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:16:00 2001
Coherent testosterone -KJ (on Dan's laser)
record number: 181 recorder: Old-137 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:16:08 2001
Do you have your palm? -Tet I have all 3 of them -KJ
record number: 182 recorder: Old-138 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:16:17 2001
Dan, they are being evil again? -PG When did they stop? -Dan
record number: 183 recorder: Old-139 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:16:27 2001
I am officially stuck. I got my legs into a pretzel and they weren't coming out. -KJ
record number: 184 recorder: Old-140 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:17:13 2001
Make that sound again... (What is the sound of a script crashing...)-Tet kathorple..thmp..thmp.. thmp -KJ
record number: 185 recorder: Old-141 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:17:27 2001
Are you sure you want to be on his brainwave? -Tom What am I thinking? -Tet Owww don't think that again. -KJ
record number: 186 recorder: Old-142 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:17:37 2001
let me see even a stain -KJ we didn't even get to see the blinking lights. -Tom (after sitting in traffic for 40 min for an accident.)
record number: 187 recorder: Old-143 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:17:48 2001
This won't fit... I'll just gnaw on it a bit...-GS oooh... -KJ
record number: 188 recorder: Old-144 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:17:59 2001
Mmm thats a big slice of cow. Oh take me now. -Tet
record number: 189 recorder: Old-145 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:18:08 2001
I believe there are two green things in the freezer... -Pro Yeah, but one of them is chicken... -GS
record number: 190 recorder: Old-146 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:18:15 2001
brain check! Thump...
record number: 191 recorder: Old-147 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:18:22 2001
If you inhale the napkin, it will stop you from coughing. -PG
record number: 192 recorder: Old-148 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:18:34 2001
ooh a switcher... Byummmm -Wacky mouse
record number: 193 recorder: Old-149 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:18:58 2001
Its pink. Its definitely pink. What the hell flavor is pink? - KJ (on jones cola's flavor "Pink")
record number: 194 recorder: Old-150 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:19:06 2001
Its about the best definition... Squick: the noise your brain makes when it processes something you don't want to think about.
record number: 195 recorder: Old-151 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:19:14 2001
Point snoring apparatus the other way. -KJ damn you KJ...-Tet
record number: 196 recorder: Old-152 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:19:27 2001
ker recline -Tet I'd do that but I don't want the driver to pass out. -GS holy shit are you frying cabage in your shoes? -Tet Promise me you'll only use this power for good. -Tet
record number: 197 recorder: Old-153 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:19:34 2001
Wow... I've been medicated! -GS
record number: 198 recorder: Old-154 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:19:46 2001
Holy shit those things are orgasmic! -KJ (on entmans chocolate donuts) Now I've got him giggling. -KJ
record number: 199 recorder: Old-155 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:20:00 2001
wuuh... Its not good when you water your own eyes. -KJ Write that down. -KJ I'm busy screwing the switcher. -Tom Write that down too. -KJ It dosn't count when your trying. -Tom I'm going to go check my email, to refrain from saying anything else dumb. -KJ
record number: 200 recorder: Old-156 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:20:37 2001
That monitor dosn't believe in text mode! Thats why I paid $20 for it. Unless it was $50... -Tom
record number: 201 recorder: Old-157 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:20:47 2001
Is there anything else to do with reality? -KJ sneak up on it, or avoid it? -GS Sneak up on it, pounce it and yiff it! -KJ
record number: 202 recorder: Old-158 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:20:56 2001
I would like to hav e a geiger counter, to see if I have anything radioactive. -Dan I would like you to have one too. - Tom
record number: 203 recorder: Old-159 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:21:20 2001
It contains: your eyeball -Tom ooh neat! -KJ (on a corner reflector)
record number: 204 recorder: Old-160 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:21:29 2001
hand me that cat5 3 sir! -Tet Did anyone get it? -Tom No! -Tet
record number: 205 recorder: Old-161 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:21:38 2001
Scrubbing bubbles are great! They have weird chemistry from dow in them which can dissolve anything! -GS
record number: 206 recorder: Old-162 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:21:45 2001
The case of the attractive wheat... -Rigel (reading) Just because you're not into it... -KJ
record number: 207 recorder: Old-163 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:22:12 2001
De plane de plane! -KJ De rasp de rasp! -GS De crosscut saw De crosscut saw! -Protius
record number: 208 recorder: Old-164 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:26:49 2001
You can check out any time you like, but we'll ticket you. -GS
record number: 209 recorder: Old-165 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:27:04 2001
What the hell runs on one amp? Toink... That does! -KJ
record number: 210 recorder: Old-166 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:27:16 2001
You know you're a geek when you don't know how many computers you have.
record number: 211 recorder: Old-167 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:27:26 2001
Its not under the table, its under his ass. You could get lost under there...
record number: 212 recorder: Old-168 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:27:33 2001
The butt should be lower... .-Tyrin
record number: 213 recorder: Old-169 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:27:44 2001
You know one of thse days your going to knock the last little bit of locknut out of your neck. -Tom Then I could sit in meetings and do that yieeee thing! -KJ
record number: 214 recorder: Old-170 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:27:53 2001
But the end would bwibwbw! It must be done! -KJ
record number: 215 recorder: Old-171 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:28:00 2001
We made a huge turbine powered whoopie cushon! -KJ
record number: 216 recorder: Old-172 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:28:09 2001
They need to be beaten with a 2x4. Maybe a 2x4 isn't big enough... -Tommy How about a 16x9? -KJ (on how dvd stores 16x9 video as 4x3)
record number: 217 recorder: Old-173 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:28:16 2001
A geek salad bar would be a glove box.
record number: 218 recorder: Old-174 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:28:24 2001
I see an hour here is not going to be sufficient... Treage! -GS
record number: 219 recorder: Old-175 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:28:33 2001
I'll hold your big long edible thing! Can you hold mine too?
record number: 220 recorder: Old-176 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:28:43 2001
Perhaps number four is a thumping with cheese. -Tet (on the menu numbering at Togos)
record number: 221 recorder: Old-177 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:28:54 2001
Ok I can get off now. -Trixi Pong! -Tet
record number: 222 recorder: Old-178 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:29:03 2001
Dude like i can see your light oscillating! -Tet
record number: 223 recorder: Old-179 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:29:12 2001
Aww shit you videotaped it? -Trixi
record number: 224 recorder: Old-180 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:29:20 2001
That pen is blacker than black... it's the sync-pen. -Protius
record number: 225 recorder: Old-181 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:29:27 2001
Oh damnit, its recording! -Trixi
record number: 226 recorder: Old-182 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:29:36 2001
We're like chloresterol... we'll clog any walkway.
record number: 227 recorder: Old-183 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:29:43 2001
Its a fucking concrete rubix cube! (on us 101)
record number: 228 recorder: Old-184 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:29:51 2001
"living on the edge of not the other side." -Dianna (Thats what we heard)
record number: 229 recorder: Old-185 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:30:00 2001
"Ouch. Wolf to the forehead." -Tet
record number: 230 recorder: Old-186 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:30:07 2001
'Errors Occured'..... What does that mean? -Anon
record number: 231 recorder: Old-187 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:30:22 2001
"I love Malichus. He's So Delightfully negative." - Sheejan "Yeah, like a wet dream about Bea Arthur." -Tet
record number: 232 recorder: Old-188 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:30:31 2001
"We're out of Chicken and Fish" -Waiter "That's okay.. That's not meat." -Tet
record number: 233 recorder: Old-189 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:30:43 2001
You know you're a geek when other people notice your computer is down. -Protius
record number: 234 recorder: Old-190 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:30:54 2001
Ebay is what you get when you cross a flea market with the stock market. -Protius
record number: 235 recorder: Old-191 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:31:09 2001
The razor edge of oops...-Tet
record number: 236 recorder: Old-192 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:31:18 2001
Couldn'd he even put a color in front of a species? -Pro Puce orangautan! -GS
record number: 237 recorder: Old-193 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:31:26 2001
So, has he been hoarding your comics under the rack? He's been hoarding my socks! -Tet
record number: 238 recorder: Old-194 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:31:33 2001
All-right, who's being palmed? -KJ
record number: 239 recorder: Old-195 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:31:52 2001
A bored teenager with a screwdriver would be very dangerous in the air. -Galen
record number: 240 recorder: Old-196 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:32:01 2001
It curls up and dies, crawls under the table, and turns itself into a mac. -Tet
record number: 241 recorder: Old-197 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:32:08 2001
Tet, don't break the elivator cable. -GS
record number: 242 recorder: Old-198 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:32:17 2001
We're going to hit you with a hot planet vs a cold one. Oh thank you... -GS
record number: 243 recorder: Old-199 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:32:27 2001
Dan: laptop power ethernet. Don't tell me you didnt think of it. -Tet
record number: 244 recorder: Old-200 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:32:36 2001
long hard green and lumpy things! Pickle salesman
record number: 245 recorder: Old-201 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:32:46 2001
We're suffering from packet loss. -GS Well, its TCP, he'll be along soon. -Tet
record number: 246 recorder: Old-202 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:32:53 2001
I used to dress up like him except my stick was a lot larger. -Tet
record number: 247 recorder: Old-203 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:33:01 2001
Pay up or I eat you! -Tet (to protius's tea)
record number: 248 recorder: Old-204 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:33:10 2001
Don't quote that! Shit! -Tet (my superior ass shall prevail in getting the seat)
record number: 249 recorder: Old-205 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:33:17 2001
You blocked it! I got nothing but ass. -KJ
record number: 250 recorder: Old-206 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:33:28 2001
"Its all about the wiggle" - Chris
record number: 251 recorder: Old-207 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:34:00 2001
oooo deep fried puppies. And for desert, kitten cake! -Tet
record number: 252 recorder: Old-208 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:34:11 2001
you have achived nerdvana! -KJ
record number: 253 recorder: Old-209 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:34:27 2001
"Woah, this is the first time I don't need any hardware... oh, I do need some cat-5" -Tet
record number: 254 recorder: Old-210 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:34:37 2001
Scoping for chickens... I knew I was in chickenville earlier. -Kelar (on the death chickens)
record number: 255 recorder: Old-211 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:35:10 2001
Diet dr pepper tastes more like shit! -Beigh
record number: 256 recorder: Old-212 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:35:19 2001
holy naked christian schenanioan butter (tm)! Beigh
record number: 257 recorder: Old-213 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:35:25 2001
They have the size thing going for them -Reuven (on bees)
record number: 258 recorder: Old-214 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:35:33 2001
No, dont turn it on, don't turn it on!! TJ coyote in GS's place
record number: 259 recorder: Old-215 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:35:40 2001
All right, who had the fake coke? -guy at mongolian barbique on PG's drink
record number: 260 recorder: Old-216 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:35:49 2001
I'm trying to figure out where it fits.-Kelar I think that's up to the user. -PG
record number: 261 recorder: Old-217 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:35:55 2001
What is my coffee table now? -Tet (when something unusualy large was brought home from the surplus auction, it usually ended up on coffee table duty at Tet's place)
record number: 262 recorder: Old-218 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:36:06 2001
You know your a geek when you pipet your drink. -protius I dont know whether to be afraid that I know what that means or not. -KJ
record number: 263 recorder: Old-219 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:36:17 2001
Light switches don't kill computers. People flipping light switches kill computers. -.Tet
record number: 264 recorder: Old-220 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:36:26 2001
no nails please... my brain is soft -GS
record number: 265 recorder: Old-221 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:36:39 2001
I believe there is more fur down here than in my closet.. -KJ
record number: 266 recorder: Old-222 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:36:46 2001
Great idea... Poor execution... (pause) Yeah... My ideas suck too. -Paul
record number: 267 recorder: Old-223 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:36:56 2001
Put some pants on idiot! -Kes
record number: 268 recorder: Old-224 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:37:09 2001
I've got meat in my mouth. -Trixi
record number: 269 recorder: Old-225 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:37:16 2001
Success is insufficient. I must dominate!! -Graysoul
record number: 270 recorder: Old-226 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:37:25 2001
I'd like a single-cheek order of fat-ass fries please. -Graysoul
record number: 271 recorder: Old-227 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:37:36 2001
Now that's a lot of happiness. -Arcanix
record number: 272 recorder: Old-228 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:37:45 2001
Look at the size of those JPEG atifacts! Tom, anyone other than you. and I would be surprised. -Tom, Tet
record number: 273 recorder: Old-229 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:37:52 2001
75 Smurfs died for your drink. -Tet
record number: 274 recorder: Old-230 timestamp: Fri Aug 17 23:38:01 2001
You are having less of a life more efficienily than me. -Tet.
record number: 275 recorder: protius-34 timestamp: Tue Aug 28 22:09:14 2001
button: this user compiled with lib spiffy
record number: 276 recorder: protius-35 timestamp: Fri Aug 31 15:54:06 2001
I'll live longer if I starve. -Shockwave (on eating airport food.)
record number: 277 recorder: protius-36 timestamp: Sat Sep 1 13:48:20 2001
Could be parfait, everyone likes parfait, some people like zoof too. -GS
record number: 278 recorder: protius-37 timestamp: Sun Sep 2 00:45:35 2001
Damn I sound refined! -Packrat
record number: 279 recorder: protius-38 timestamp: Sun Sep 2 20:53:51 2001
Is scritch protocol routeable? what layer would it be? -Pro physical, definitely physical. -Drabek
record number: 280 recorder: protius-39 timestamp: Mon Sep 3 15:41:59 2001
THC Homes! Cooooooool, man... -Protius Hemp homes? Is that like the straw house? - GraySoul
record number: 281 recorder: protius-40 timestamp: Tue Sep 4 19:34:01 2001
What time is your flight? -Pro 1:00. -Tet am or pm? -Pro am! pm! afternoon... -Tet
record number: 282 recorder: protius-41 timestamp: Tue Sep 4 19:46:57 2001
Tet's bell curve goes woop-thonk. -GS /l__l\
record number: 283 recorder: protius-42 timestamp: Tue Sep 4 20:09:55 2001
Watch the pointy thing behind you. -KJ Oww... -GS Thats not my pointy thing. -Tet
record number: 284 recorder: protius-43 timestamp: Tue Sep 4 20:15:37 2001
The United States is larger than it appears in sattelite photos. -Pro (on Tet's imminent drive across the US)
record number: 285 recorder: protius-44 timestamp: Sat Sep 8 13:12:09 2001
Don't light the bunny!-KJ Not going there. Nope not going there at all. -GS
record number: 286 recorder: protius-45 timestamp: Sat Sep 8 14:06:52 2001
That vermont 2 year old special reserve chedder was delightful. You could shave with it. -KJ
record number: 287 recorder: protius-46 timestamp: Sat Sep 8 16:29:44 2001
button: Danger: finger hazard. Do not insert fingers in opening during operation. (from a dollar bill stacker)
record number: 288 recorder: protius-47 timestamp: Sun Sep 9 17:21:46 2001
Well fuck. we made it. -KJ Yea... now what? -Tom We stop for a while. -KJ
record number: 289 recorder: protius-48 timestamp: Mon Sep 10 21:03:19 2001
The incorporated corporation of america. Inc. -KJ
record number: 290 recorder: protius-49 timestamp: Fri Sep 14 17:13:50 2001
I'm not a programmer... I just play one at work. -KJ
record number: 291 recorder: protius-50 timestamp: Fri Sep 14 22:50:04 2001
Glick... Its a bit crumbly... it crumblyed right into my tea. -KJ (on some brittle cheese)
record number: 292 recorder: protius-51 timestamp: Sat Sep 15 13:39:07 2001
Beware the brief tingling sensation. -KJ (on a type of eye drop)
record number: 293 recorder: protius-52 timestamp: Sun Sep 16 20:25:58 2001
squeek, squeek, squeek... no don't! bad man! squeek -Trixi
record number: 294 recorder: protius-53 timestamp: Sun Sep 16 21:42:22 2001
Tet ate the fries, the big plate of fries. -KJ (to the tune of "don't play that song, that achy brakey song.")
record number: 295 recorder: protius-54 timestamp: Sun Sep 16 21:55:11 2001
My landlord was a waitress here. -GS Don't you mean waiter? -Tet Well, technically... -GS
record number: 296 recorder: protius-55 timestamp: Fri Sep 21 21:35:18 2001
Are you done with your dressing? Can i have it? -GS goosh... I'm going to have to go "bleck" at you now. -Tom Don't make me get a stick of butter. -GS (on GS's excessively dressed salad.)
record number: 297 recorder: protius-56 timestamp: Sat Sep 22 17:49:18 2001
Oh, thats bizzare... -Tom Ok, its hair. Very spooky hair. -KJ (On the VERY poofy haircut on the driver in front of us.)
record number: 298 recorder: protius-57 timestamp: Sat Sep 22 17:50:24 2001
Curses! palmed again. -KJ (on being quoted again)
record number: 299 recorder: protius-58 timestamp: Sun Sep 23 15:37:29 2001
You know you're in a geek house when your table setting includes a soldering iron. -Tom What else would you cut your meat with? -KJ
record number: 300 recorder: protius-59 timestamp: Sun Sep 23 17:55:45 2001
There seems to be some unsafe food here... meat of another color... -KJ (on tet's fridge)
record number: 301 recorder: protius-60 timestamp: Sun Sep 23 20:00:33 2001
Stretch the lop! -KJ I do! -Tet uuugh... I didn't want to go there. -KJ
record number: 302 recorder: protius-61 timestamp: Sun Sep 23 20:02:19 2001
I just hope the quotes file just dosn't show up as evidence. -KJ Evidence of what? -Tet Criminal insanity. -GS
record number: 303 recorder: protius-62 timestamp: Tue Sep 25 23:04:44 2001
I am feeding the stove to the dishwasher! -Tom Sounds like a plan. -GS It just seems a bit surreal. -Tom Well, its going to spit it right back out. -GS
record number: 304 recorder: protius-63 timestamp: Wed Sep 26 21:50:37 2001
I thought you were evil? -KJ I am evil. I'm not stupid! -GS (do not lick the lop)
record number: 305 recorder: protius-64 timestamp: Fri Sep 28 21:34:17 2001
How old are the doughnuts? -GS They are recoverable. -Tet
record number: 306 recorder: protius-65 timestamp: Fri Sep 28 22:02:56 2001
What am I? the waitress? -Trixi Its the evil mind tricks. -GS ... Why did I collect the menus? -Tet (on the menus at red lobster)
record number: 307 recorder: protius-66 timestamp: Sun Sep 30 15:11:16 2001
Alaskan, its your turn. -Tom oh uhhh..-Alaskan (on the spinny things at glen echo)
record number: 308 recorder: protius-67 timestamp: Sun Sep 30 18:46:08 2001
This is jupiter, and its moon Io. -GS (on putting several eyeballs in GS's flask)
record number: 309 recorder: protius-68 timestamp: Wed Oct 3 22:17:59 2001
Can you make it go?-Digit (to Galen on his tv)
record number: 310 recorder: protius-69 timestamp: Wed Oct 3 23:21:03 2001
Am I the one going wheee?-GS yes. -Digit oh lord... -GS (while playing bust-a-move 4)
record number: 311 recorder: protius-70 timestamp: Fri Oct 5 19:52:36 2001
I must pee! -KJ Thankyou for sharing, as I go for my palm pilot. -Tet ker-quote. -Tom
record number: 312 recorder: protius-71 timestamp: Wed Oct 10 20:11:34 2001
No yiffing the Ryan. Oh wait, we're not in Virginia, carry on. -GS (to Trixi)
record number: 313 recorder: protius-72 timestamp: Fri Oct 12 20:31:28 2001
Shame on us for leaving the house without a laser... or 2, or 3, or 4. -GS
record number: 314 recorder: protius-73 timestamp: Sat Oct 13 14:40:16 2001
Insert standard government rant here. -Tom book of rants... chapter 9 verses 8 to 12. -KJ
record number: 315 recorder: protius-74 timestamp: Sat Oct 13 23:45:57 2001
I suck on the insides until it's hollow, and then I eat the rest. -Trixi (on how she eats a pickle)
record number: 316 recorder: protius-75 timestamp: Sun Oct 14 17:42:08 2001
No, you're supposed to say "no Sue, there are no porkimon in this.". -Suedeer
record number: 317 recorder: protius-76 timestamp: Sun Oct 14 18:53:56 2001
Wheres the phone? -Suedeer Behind you. -Tet Oh the pickle phone. -Suedeer Don't eat it!
record number: 318 recorder: protius-77 timestamp: Fri Oct 19 04:26:46 2001
Where was this street when we were looking for food yesterday? -Johnny It was probably right here. -Tom Ok, where were we when we were looking for food yesterday? -Johnny (on food in Dublin)
record number: 319 recorder: protius-78 timestamp: Mon Oct 22 07:39:18 2001
Enough ambiance to choke a horse. -Tom (on a pub in Killarny)
record number: 320 recorder: protius-79 timestamp: Thu Oct 25 21:58:29 2001
I spent 15 hours down there, damnit! Somebody appreciate it! -Dan (on the basement)
record number: 321 recorder: protius-80 timestamp: Fri Oct 26 18:34:47 2001
button: well he/I seemed like a quiet person...
record number: 322 recorder: protius-81 timestamp: Sat Oct 27 22:02:20 2001
You're manufacturing evil, aren't you? -Tom No. There is no evil here. Only garlic. -KJ
record number: 323 recorder: protius-82 timestamp: Sat Oct 27 22:14:53 2001
Yes... I know... mongo squish garlic squisher... -Tet
record number: 324 recorder: protius-83 timestamp: Sun Oct 28 00:57:27 2001
And you would bitch like hell. -Crea Damn right! I don't like evil happening to /me/. -Dan
record number: 325 recorder: protius-84 timestamp: Sun Oct 28 13:38:15 2001
But you don't like potatoes. -KJ Right! thats why he has them drawn and quartered and boiled in oil. -Dan (on how Tom dislikes potatoes, but likes fries)
record number: 326 recorder: protius-85 timestamp: Tue Oct 30 20:53:07 2001
They taste nasty... try them. -Tom They have no discernable flavor, other than coloring. -KJ And that is no pink. -Tom No, the other ones are just louder. -KJ (on those round candy sprinkles)
record number: 327 recorder: protius-86 timestamp: Sun Nov 4 20:12:38 2001
Ka and Trixi were frightened of it, I thought they were made of sterner stuff. -Tom They are short people. -Dan They would walk right under it. -KJ No they wouldn't, its 2' 10", they would at least hit their forheads. -Tom (on the hole in the kitchen)
record number: 328 recorder: protius-87 timestamp: Fri Nov 9 15:23:06 2001
Don't put all your eggs in one basket, especially if someone else is carrying it. -John Baddick (on Orblynx)
record number: 329 recorder: protius-88 timestamp: Sun Nov 11 20:23:51 2001
I'm eating my fork with a knife and bread, and soaking up blood! -Dan (sufficiently obscure)
record number: 330 recorder: protius-89 timestamp: Mon Nov 12 00:52:20 2001
I can give you $2 and a horde of quarters. -Tom I don't need quarters. -KJ I have dimes. -Tom (on paying for dinner)
record number: 331 recorder: protius-90 timestamp: Fri Nov 16 21:12:34 2001
What can you make with ramen noodles? -Tet What can't you make? -KJ I build you house! 3 days! -Dan Snort! -Tet, KJ A noodle almost came out my nose! -Tet
record number: 332 recorder: protius-91 timestamp: Sat Nov 17 21:02:28 2001
now we stick the probe into the meat! -KJ *schinck* Goodnight everybody! -Tet
record number: 333 recorder: protius-92 timestamp: Mon Nov 19 01:46:19 2001
button: someday, technology will catch up to us. -Tango
record number: 334 recorder: protius-93 timestamp: Tue Nov 27 01:10:30 2001
button: I apologize, I meant to cut off your head. (the little ninja)
record number: 335 recorder: protius-94 timestamp: Wed Nov 28 22:13:16 2001
Instead of its glicky glicky glicky loop... -KJ (on the lair's new plumbing arrangement)
record number: 336 recorder: protius-95 timestamp: Thu Nov 29 20:43:46 2001
Your lasagne seems to be ambulatory. -Tom Excellent... restrain it, would you? -GS
record number: 337 recorder: protius-96 timestamp: Fri Nov 30 23:35:47 2001
Do you want some icecream? -GS yea... -KJ, Tom I'm afraid the only flavor I have to offer is Edeys Dreamery carmel toffee bar heaven. -GS That'll do! -KJ
record number: 338 recorder: protius-97 timestamp: Sat Dec 1 22:12:11 2001
ker-wrestle *thud* -Galen, cerice I think they hit a twinkie. -unknown Oh no! they killed twinkie. -PG No... its all right. -Chris
record number: 339 recorder: protius-98 timestamp: Mon Dec 3 22:00:38 2001
button: Humiliations Galore! (the princess bride)
record number: 340 recorder: protius-99 timestamp: Mon Dec 3 22:52:24 2001
I've never seen the desire of a mechanical watch... they don't do anything. -Tom Its mechanical! -GS It dosn't remind you of peoples birthdays. -Tom No, I've got my phone to do that. -KJ
record number: 341 recorder: protius-100 timestamp: Tue Dec 4 23:14:31 2001
Not only have you not found shoes, you have lost one of your current ones! -KJ (on GS looking for shoes at wallyworld)
record number: 342 recorder: protius-101 timestamp: Thu Dec 6 22:53:56 2001
I can tell someone is going to be upset soon. -GS *thooomp*! -KJ probably me... -GS
record number: 343 recorder: protius-102 timestamp: Sat Dec 15 20:26:59 2001
Failure is insufficient! We must make the papers! -KJ
record number: 344 recorder: protius-103 timestamp: Thu Dec 20 21:09:01 2001
Thats a hell of a crack. -KJ No comment. -GS Pulling up its pants won't help. It requires... spackle. -KJ ker-quote. -Tom Don't write that... dammit! -KJ
record number: 345 recorder: protius-104 timestamp: Sat Dec 22 20:17:11 2001
You expect me to be weird. Therefore, you would be disappointed if I was not weird. Therefore, I have a licence (or am obligated) to be weird. -Tom
record number: 346 recorder: protius-105 timestamp: Wed Dec 26 23:03:22 2001
Blarp. -KJ Are you satisfied? -GS I am fat... -KJ (on dinner)
record number: 347 recorder: Tet-1 timestamp: Thu Jan 11 02:54:04 2001
Thats the pinkest meat I've ever seen -Trixi
record number: 348 recorder: Tet-2 timestamp: Thu Nov 29 20:56:19 2001
Oh you are so lucky I swallowed that! -Trixi
record number: 349 recorder: Tet-3 timestamp: Fri Dec 14 21:16:35 2001
Can you pull it out? ... Can you put this in? -Trixi
record number: 350 recorder: Tet-4 timestamp: Thu Dec 27 18:50:21 2001
Hey, its a peace sign...-Trixi Oh that works on so many levels -Tet (on the shape of womens thong underwear splayed on a circle @ the mall)
record number: 351 recorder: protius-106 timestamp: Thu Dec 27 21:47:14 2001
prink prink prink pn0i! -xydex *whoof*
record number: 352 recorder: protius-107 timestamp: Sun Dec 30 00:14:35 2001
They are never that playful with me... -Tet No... I'm just furnature. -Tom (on Tet's ferrets)
record number: 353 recorder: protius-108 timestamp: Sun Dec 30 00:17:08 2001
This movie makes me require a pickle. -Trixi (on Cirque Du Sole's "The Journey of Man")
record number: 354 recorder: protius-109 timestamp: Sun Dec 30 16:22:32 2001
Who in their right mind would be on IRC at 4 in the morning? -SK ... -PG, etc Never mind I withdraw the question. -SK
record number: 355 recorder: protius-110 timestamp: Sun Dec 30 16:25:42 2001
I'll spunky your dunker! - PandaGuy at MFF
record number: 356 recorder: protius-111 timestamp: Tue Jan 1 20:05:12 2002
Lets see what auto glass cleaner does on stoves. It can get road grime off, however... -KJ (on cleaning his stove, it didn't work)
record number: 357 recorder: protius-112 timestamp: Tue Jan 1 21:54:04 2002
There is some ranch dressing... -Tom I don't have any salad for the dressing, so I will have to drink it neat. -GS
record number: 358 recorder: protius-113 timestamp: Sat Jan 5 21:34:23 2002
I'm underdressed. -GS I'll take off my shirt if you think your underdressed. -Trixi I'll take off your shirt.. -Tet *thwack!*
record number: 359 recorder: protius-114 timestamp: Sat Jan 5 21:48:37 2002
Stop doing that fucking cute stuff! -Trixi Coooo *purr*... -Tet Thats her job. -GS
record number: 360 recorder: protius-115 timestamp: Sat Jan 5 23:24:57 2002
*flop*... ha ha ha ha ha... Boy am I stupid. -Trixi ha ha ha ..... (after falling off the papasan.)
record number: 361 recorder: protius-116 timestamp: Sun Jan 6 21:58:49 2002
And now its an AT case, by hook or by crook! -Tom Or by gnar, aparently. -GS (on converting an ATX case to AT, with tin snips)
record number: 362 recorder: protius-117 timestamp: Mon Jan 7 23:27:57 2002
Some of the weirdest people I know don't wear fursuits. -GS Well they should! -SK
record number: 363 recorder: protius-118 timestamp: Thu Jan 10 00:42:05 2002
Its not bad, just don't go out at night! -Trixi (on LA)
record number: 364 recorder: protius-119 timestamp: Tue Jan 15 22:03:15 2002
Access denied! -KJ (reviewing MS software)
record number: 365 recorder: protius-120 timestamp: Wed Jan 16 21:34:53 2002
Who wanted to borrow your air brush? They can't borrow it, I've already borrowed it. -GS
record number: 366 recorder: galen-121 timestamp: Wed Jan 16 21:37:09 2002
AlaskanWolf: How should I make my tail? Trixi: Crunchy
record number: 367 recorder: galen-122 timestamp: Wed Jan 16 21:37:34 2002
Protius: Do not fork my palm (Galen was about to use a fork for a stylis)
record number: 368 recorder: galen-123 timestamp: Thu Jan 17 21:19:10 2002
I don't like probes! -Mousepaws no comment. -GS Anywhere! -Mousepaws (on ford probes)
record number: 369 recorder: protius-124 timestamp: Fri Jan 18 21:49:31 2002
It's good to be the editor. -Tom
record number: 370 recorder: protius-125 timestamp: Sat Jan 19 19:11:57 2002
Its supposed to be white and fluffy, not wet and nasty! -Rich
record number: 371 recorder: protius-126 timestamp: Sat Jan 19 19:46:47 2002
And he sounded like he spoke perfect english on the phone, but when he got there he so did not. -Tango (on a customers english)
record number: 372 recorder: protius-127 timestamp: Sat Jan 19 22:15:12 2002
Now it will sound 4 times as annoying! -Jim (on hooking the stereo to the playstation)
record number: 373 recorder: protius-128 timestamp: Mon Jan 21 00:15:42 2002
It dosn't need eyes, thats just where they live. -GS (On the eyeballs on the jacob's ladder)
record number: 374 recorder: Tet-5 timestamp: Sat Jan 5 18:43:17 2002
That was really fucking cute..*squick* -Trixi
record number: 375 recorder: Tet-6 timestamp: Sat Jan 5 18:48:00 2002
I always wondered about that.. I never really wanted it to go past wondering... -Trixi
record number: 376 recorder: Tet-7 timestamp: Mon Jan 14 20:04:14 2002
Hes cute...in a sucky sort of way. -Trixi
record number: 377 recorder: Tet-8 timestamp: Wed Jan 16 18:40:04 2002
That's her name? Its got one vowel,right at the front, and five lumpy consonants after it... Its bad Scrabble hand, not a name. -Dave
record number: 378 recorder: protius-129 timestamp: Mon Jan 21 02:34:58 2002
You know your a geek when you pay for dinner with a CDR burner. -GS (on Tet's cd burner)
record number: 379 recorder: protius-130 timestamp: Mon Jan 21 21:37:00 2002
I don't remember them being spotty... -KJ (on some kreepy rolls)
record number: 380 recorder: protius-131 timestamp: Mon Jan 21 22:20:50 2002
This is an odd phenomonon. You rub Dan's head... its fuzzy! -KJ ... but you rub Tet's tummy... -Tom Its round! -KJ Tet's head is just creepy. -KJ
record number: 381 recorder: protius-132 timestamp: Fri Jan 25 22:30:56 2002
I had a spare straw in my pocket. -Tet Your creepy! ahhhh -KJ
record number: 382 recorder: protius-133 timestamp: Fri Jan 25 22:36:48 2002
There is this phenomon... -Tom do do do... -KJ, Tet ahhh stop it! -Tet ker-derail. -KJ
record number: 383 recorder: protius-134 timestamp: Sat Jan 26 21:16:54 2002
Thats a lot of lint. -Tom I know, leave me alone, I'm making a nest. -KJ ker-quote... -Tom oh fuck... -KJ
record number: 384 recorder: Tet-9 timestamp: Mon Jan 21 21:24:40 2002
These guys are nice and beefy. -Trixi And some are almost affordable - KJ
record number: 385 recorder: Tet-10 timestamp: Mon Jan 21 21:27:20 2002
Whatcha working on? -Tet ...Nothing...-Protius Why do I not believe you? - Tet Experience. - Protius
record number: 386 recorder: Tet-11 timestamp: Fri Jan 25 17:07:47 2002
Guys don't mind sharing their bodies. -Jen
record number: 387 recorder: Tet-12 timestamp: Fri Jan 25 20:50:35 2002
Its the FreeBSD TV channel... of course, nothing is on... -KJ
record number: 388 recorder: protius-135 timestamp: Sat Feb 2 14:02:38 2002
Or, you could disconnect the battery. -Tom Yea but thats a pain in the butt, and there are circuit breakers... 30 amp ones... -KJ (while installing a new brake controler)
record number: 389 recorder: protius-136 timestamp: Sat Feb 2 21:06:17 2002
most accurate description of Tet sofar: large floppy white boy.
record number: 390 recorder: protius-137 timestamp: Sat Feb 2 21:09:50 2002
All right KJ I've got 1100 va on my lap here. -Dan Is that some kind of sex toy? -Trixi mirr! -Dan
record number: 391 recorder: protius-138 timestamp: Thu Feb 7 00:11:01 2002
He's built like me... -Rigel Cylindrical? - If the shoe fits... -Crea Are you calling him a beaker? -GS No, because he's vial! -Rigel
record number: 392 recorder: protius-139 timestamp: Thu Feb 7 19:38:46 2002
They are bagles without holes, no you should not write that down. -KJ
record number: 393 recorder: protius-140 timestamp: Thu Feb 7 22:10:07 2002
I already know more about mpeg than I ever wanted to know. -KJ I have not even begun to explain mpeg to you!- Tom I know! -KJ
record number: 394 recorder: protius-141 timestamp: Sat Feb 9 00:17:36 2002
You gave me a fucking mamogram. -Trixi Me next! Me next! -Galen
record number: 395 recorder: protius-142 timestamp: Mon Feb 18 12:38:19 2002
The problem is their interface to reality went long before they stopped cooling. -KJ (on old fridges, but it seems more applicaple to people...)
record number: 396 recorder: protius-143 timestamp: Mon Feb 18 16:12:01 2002
Sweeping the ice and sweeping the ice, I'm a curler! -GS (to the tune of the raccoon song, on the olympics)
record number: 397 recorder: protius-144 timestamp: Tue Feb 19 21:33:21 2002
eeee... -Trixi Oh its just lop squeeking. -Sirfox I'm not sure I can catagorize that as a squeek. more of a squeal... -Sirfox
record number: 398 recorder: protius-145 timestamp: Tue Feb 19 23:32:52 2002
I don't like you because you didn't put my thing up! -Trixi (to Tet).
record number: 399 recorder: protius-146 timestamp: Thu Feb 21 18:15:41 2002
Come on... boot dammit, I can buildworld faster than that... -KJ
record number: 400 recorder: protius-147 timestamp: Sun Feb 24 21:31:23 2002
button: When Tet grins, evil locks its doors. (Actually, most people would...)
record number: 401 recorder: protius-148 timestamp: Tue Feb 26 20:03:43 2002
I don't remember you buying shoes then either... -KJ That's because you're not paying attention! You were too busy teasing me! -GS Well, what else would one do? -KJ
record number: 402 recorder: protius-149 timestamp: Tue Feb 26 21:25:27 2002
The amount of sugar which can be disolved in water, with chemistry. -KJ How about with physics? -GS (on orbitz)
record number: 403 recorder: protius-150 timestamp: Thu Mar 7 00:23:02 2002
I'm not even paying attention, and I'm playing! -GS (on if he had drawn a card)
record number: 404 recorder: protius-151 timestamp: Fri Mar 8 11:07:25 2002
Message from [email protected] on ttyp9 at 09:54 ... *cough*wheeze* EOF
record number: 405 recorder: protius-152 timestamp: Fri Mar 8 21:35:44 2002
What is all over your hand? -Trixi I don't know... oh I must have bumped the eel... -Tet (we were eating sushi)
record number: 406 recorder: protius-153 timestamp: Sun Mar 10 15:13:55 2002
Someone was just doing ballet moves accross the sidewalk. GS Yes, I noticed that. -Galen oh its fairy season all ready? -GS Cough gag! -Cerise
record number: 407 recorder: protius-154 timestamp: Mon Mar 11 01:16:23 2002
I'm sorry I'm having one of those days. -GS Why are you apologizing for evil? Have I taught you nothing? -Trixi
record number: 408 recorder: protius-155 timestamp: Mon Mar 11 01:28:54 2002
He's 14 space years, which is like 95 celsius. -Tet (on how Anakin is underage in starwars episode 2)
record number: 409 recorder: protius-156 timestamp: Thu Mar 14 19:50:09 2002
Watch the cart bonk the car. -Tom yea... -KJ *bonk* -Cart bonk. -KJ, Tom (this has been your daily apathy)
record number: 410 recorder: protius-157 timestamp: Thu Mar 14 20:11:16 2002
milk bones... -Tom great with nutella... or so I have been told. -KJ
record number: 411 recorder: protius-158 timestamp: Fri Mar 15 22:25:00 2002
The trinity of science: you can tell how much god weighs, how fast he's going, or where he is. -Tet
record number: 412 recorder: protius-159 timestamp: Sun Mar 17 14:33:50 2002
ET: the royalties return. -Jim
record number: 413 recorder: protius-160 timestamp: Thu Mar 21 22:28:36 2002
oh, I forgot, we have... -KJ *C*H*E*E*Z*E*! -KJ, Tom (on the shaving cheese)
record number: 414 recorder: protius-161 timestamp: Fri Mar 22 11:42:29 2002
James, good buddy, good pal... -Dave That ones broken. -James Oh darn it... Doug, good buddy, good pal... -Dave (looking for an "unused" monitor)
record number: 415 recorder: protius-162 timestamp: Fri Mar 22 21:29:37 2002
Grapefruit is stereotypicaly difficult to eat, requiring sharp jagged spoons, and eye wear. -GS
record number: 416 recorder: protius-163 timestamp: Sat Mar 23 22:00:22 2002
I was temped to say murr, just to see who I could squick, but I could't do it! -KJ (on the Yzma porn)
record number: 417 recorder: protius-164 timestamp: Sun Mar 24 00:15:15 2002
poing poing. - Sirfox poing poing! - Trixi hey! -Trixi
record number: 418 recorder: protius-165 timestamp: Sun Mar 24 00:18:25 2002
poing poing! -GS poing... hey your not getting me again! -Trixi
record number: 419 recorder: protius-166 timestamp: Tue Apr 2 17:59:14 2002
message from syslogd@teryx at Tue Apr 2 16:13:03 2002 ... teryx mgove: *YAWN*! (you know your a geek when you send status messages to syslogd (SNMP is left as an exersize for the reader))
record number: 420 recorder: protius-167 timestamp: Fri Apr 5 16:44:07 2002
Oh look, there is a green spider on my helmet. -Tom A very green spider. -Tom, KJ
record number: 421 recorder: protius-168 timestamp: Fri Apr 5 20:06:57 2002
My toe got stuck in the bath tub, and my wife left me againnn... -Toraneko (on country music)
record number: 422 recorder: protius-169 timestamp: Sun Apr 7 21:20:28 2002
May gas pleezze be cheaper up by Yappy's! I don't want to put $50 worth of gas in! -KJ (it was in fact $45)
record number: 423 recorder: protius-170 timestamp: Tue Apr 9 23:16:13 2002
Its not the dark side! Its just.. dim... -Herbie
record number: 424 recorder: protius-171 timestamp: Wed Apr 10 00:57:22 2002
Gentlemen, our host needs to go to bed, I think we should join him... I mean in bed... I mean... you know what I mean. -Kage
record number: 425 recorder: protius-172 timestamp: Wed Apr 10 11:50:03 2002
4 stories of basement... level 1: quantum physics level 2: nuclear physics level 3: chemestry level 4: laundry
record number: 426 recorder: protius-173 timestamp: Wed Apr 10 23:48:20 2002
Wow... he looks even drunker because of this song. -Devin (the hobbit) (on Mach, and KP's country music)
record number: 427 recorder: protius-174 timestamp: Thu Apr 11 00:07:34 2002
Mach! Are you chasing the hobbit again? -KP
record number: 428 recorder: protius-175 timestamp: Thu Apr 11 18:57:25 2002
But it has skin of evil in it. It has Riker dipped in chocolate sauce! -KP I don't know if thats good or bad... -KJ
record number: 429 recorder: protius-176 timestamp: Fri Apr 12 12:46:13 2002
Please move forward and fill all the dead space. If you are breathing, you are not close enough. -Disney person at haunted mansion.
record number: 430 recorder: protius-177 timestamp: Fri Apr 12 14:10:58 2002
That's a cool caterpillar... -Tom You mean the loch ness shrubbery? -KJ (on a topiary in tomorowland)
record number: 431 recorder: loco-1 timestamp: Sat Apr 13 19:28:43 2002
Whoo-hoo! Corporate checkbook! (overheard while splitting up a pizza restaurant check for 20.)
record number: 432 recorder: protius-178 timestamp: Sat Apr 13 22:14:36 2002
I forgot (click) how much (click) I hate that (click boom) mine game. (doh) -Loco
record number: 433 recorder: protius-179 timestamp: Wed Apr 17 21:38:09 2002
I have my insurance card in my wallet. So if it dosn't get completely saturated with blood, you should be able to read it. -GS (While standing on a very partially assembled float)
record number: 434 recorder: protius-180 timestamp: Sat Apr 20 17:02:03 2002
Don't shoot your colleagues, or bystanders. -a game at ocean city
record number: 435 recorder: protius-181 timestamp: Thu Apr 25 21:26:32 2002
Aughhh, where did it go... -Trixi sig-bev-fault. -KJ (Trixi's beverage had gone missing)
record number: 436 recorder: protius-182 timestamp: Fri Apr 26 00:09:48 2002
I ain't going! You're on your own, if your fucking insane! -Trixi (on Tet's consitering moving into a mental institute (there is no internet access))
record number: 437 recorder: protius-183 timestamp: Fri Apr 26 20:13:33 2002
Damn top-loading hotdog buns! -Crea
record number: 438 recorder: protius-184 timestamp: Fri Apr 26 22:14:37 2002
Aaaugh, my drink was kinda wiggley. -Tet (on drinking a fish bowl)
record number: 439 recorder: protius-185 timestamp: Sun Apr 28 22:08:42 2002
Its just like a giant gerbil. -GS (on Kelar's dog)
record number: 440 recorder: protius-186 timestamp: Wed May 1 20:55:46 2002
Why does ketchup require so much thinking? -Trixi Because its a vegtable, you have to do all the thinking for it. -GS Actualy, tomatoes are a fruit...- Trixi Regan said ketchup was a vegtable and I believe him! -GS
record number: 441 recorder: protius-187 timestamp: Fri May 3 21:17:57 2002
snort... -KJ Don't spit on the fowl. -Tom spit... (miss) -KJ ker-swim... nibble. -Goose ewww! -KJ, Tom
record number: 442 recorder: protius-188 timestamp: Mon May 6 00:05:16 2002
I kill you! -TrixiI kill you! -Josh squeek squeek! -Trixi
record number: 443 recorder: protius-189 timestamp: Mon May 6 00:09:47 2002
Fashion is painful. And sticky. -Trixi (on a butterfly sticker she had just removed)
record number: 444 recorder: protius-190 timestamp: Wed May 8 21:10:49 2002
It just died with an interesting noise. -GS (on the death of a wall wart power supply)
record number: 445 recorder: protius-191 timestamp: Sat May 11 12:31:24 2002
I have the skill! -KJ Well we know you don't lack in confidence. -John (of bikes at vienna)
record number: 446 recorder: Tet-13 timestamp: Sat Feb 16 20:32:22 2002
It would have to be pretty big to feel it in a car. - Trixi
record number: 447 recorder: Tet-14 timestamp: Sat Feb 16 22:32:24 2002
Oh wow... Thats crack-a-riffic. -Gryllus
record number: 448 recorder: Tet-15 timestamp: Sat Feb 23 23:42:09 2002
We're going there and touching that again, aren't we? -Tet
record number: 449 recorder: Tet-16 timestamp: Sun Feb 24 22:59:12 2002
I'm going to kill him... I haven't seen it, and I'm going to kill him - Trixi
record number: 450 recorder: Tet-17 timestamp: Sat Mar 2 23:44:35 2002
Some people multitask, I think I'm multipanicking -Jen
record number: 451 recorder: protius-192 timestamp: Tue May 14 20:43:32 2002
HA HA! -Tet You laugh funny! -Trixi Squeek? -Tom shutup! -Trixi
record number: 452 recorder: protius-193 timestamp: Tue May 14 21:01:15 2002
beep... -Tet's pants *stare*allright which of you beeped? -Tet (he had about 4 pda's at the time)
record number: 453 recorder: protius-194 timestamp: Fri May 17 20:35:27 2002
Why do I feel normal all of a sudden? - GS
record number: 454 recorder: protius-195 timestamp: Fri May 17 22:12:04 2002
Ha! -Alascan oh, he's tickleish... -Kelar Yes, He's ticklish... Get him! -GS
record number: 455 recorder: Tet-18 timestamp: Tue Jan 2 19:57:28 2001
I know where we are... We're Here!! -Trixi
record number: 456 recorder: Tet-19 timestamp: Sat Jan 6 08:47:44 2001
Okay... This designer did not have boobs in mind. -Trixi
record number: 457 recorder: protius-196 timestamp: Fri May 24 22:18:34 2002
Tell you what, I will show you the iced tea and you can add as much sugar as you want. -Kes Buhahaha! -Dan But not all of it! -Kes
record number: 458 recorder: protius-197 timestamp: Fri May 24 22:21:30 2002
Stop with that psychotic smile! -Kes (to GS)
record number: 459 recorder: protius-198 timestamp: Sat May 25 09:47:56 2002
Aaaugh! No fair! -LK (on Dan's laser goggles)
record number: 460 recorder: protius-199 timestamp: Sat May 25 21:39:18 2002
That's got to be some pretty wired mold. -LK (on some moldy coffee grounds)
record number: 461 recorder: protius-200 timestamp: Sun May 26 01:28:31 2002
I think I have to go to bed... but not now, it's too much effort. -Kes
record number: 462 recorder: protius-201 timestamp: Sun May 26 14:06:36 2002
Age before beauty, and you're all weird. -Kes
record number: 463 recorder: protius-202 timestamp: Sun May 26 22:01:09 2002
The beach is always working. They try to tell you it sometimes doesn't work. -Kes Sorry! The waves aren't coming in right now. -GS
record number: 464 recorder: protius-203 timestamp: Tue May 28 21:49:32 2002
ker-VOP! -GS's neon mug That was a bit brighter than I had expected... -GS
record number: 465 recorder: Tet-20 timestamp: Wed May 29 20:35:33 2002
Parf doesn't seem to care when you illuminate his nose. -Protius (fun with laser pointers)
record number: 466 recorder: Tet-21 timestamp: Wed May 29 21:07:40 2002
We seem to have different definitions for poking holes with a sharpened duck - Tet (do you sharpen the beak, or the crown of the head?)
record number: 467 recorder: Tet-22 timestamp: Fri May 31 20:05:27 2002
Oh she was poured into that vehicle -creature (on a particularly obese driver)
record number: 468 recorder: protius-204 timestamp: Sat Jun 1 10:25:50 2002
We were lucky it didn't kill anyone, but it was great! -Rigel (on a white water canyon ride)
record number: 469 recorder: protius-205 timestamp: Tue Jun 11 19:46:59 2002
Here... I'm having this urge to throw this at a duck. -KJ I'll take that... I'm used to resisting my urges... -GS. (on a pager at logan's road house)
record number: 470 recorder: protius-206 timestamp: Thu Jun 27 17:51:25 2002
What happened? It went click on me! -GS
record number: 471 recorder: protius-207 timestamp: Wed Jul 3 13:33:01 2002
Sportsman's neck road... what happened to the rest of him? -Xydexx Probably hanging on some deer's wall... -KJ
record number: 472 recorder: protius-208 timestamp: Wed Jul 3 17:31:31 2002
My toe got stuck in the 9mm, and my wife shot me again. -KJ (gangsta country, see Toraneko's comment)
record number: 473 recorder: protius-209 timestamp: Wed Jul 3 19:25:15 2002
I think the bananas are done... ohh they are getting all nasty and mutated. -Xydexx
record number: 474 recorder: protius-210 timestamp: Fri Jul 5 03:57:55 2002
I'm not that weird... -KJ I am! -Xydexx
record number: 475 recorder: protius-211 timestamp: Fri Jul 5 04:51:48 2002
Don't do anything that we would have to explain to the paramedics. -KJ
record number: 476 recorder: protius-212 timestamp: Fri Jul 5 05:09:39 2002
No No No, thats going to make a big fwomph! -Xydexx yes! -KJ
record number: 477 recorder: protius-213 timestamp: Fri Jul 5 10:03:21 2002
Watch this! *toss* -KJ augh! *bolt* -Xydexx, Tom What did you do Ray? -Xydexx Come on, do something impressive. Time for version 2... -KJ
record number: 478 recorder: protius-214 timestamp: Sat Jul 6 03:32:03 2002
Who has the fancy bike? -unknown Which one? -KJ, Tom The recumbent one. -unknown uh, they both are... -KJ, Tom The yellow one? -unknown Thats mine.... -Tom
record number: 479 recorder: protius-215 timestamp: Sat Jul 6 04:17:58 2002
They're watching tv. -KJ How can you watch tv when there is wood to burn? -Tom How can you watch wood, when there are tvs to burn! -KJ
record number: 480 recorder: protius-216 timestamp: Thu Jul 11 00:05:01 2002
I hate having to put out my meal. -GS Next time, hold the flaming dish. -KJ (on some fajitas)
record number: 481 recorder: protius-217 timestamp: Thu Jul 11 00:28:01 2002
my brain... -GS, KJ is soft... -GS is full... -KJ yay! different quote! -GS
record number: 482 recorder: protius-218 timestamp: Fri Jul 12 05:10:34 2002
PAXIL! -KJ Well, that would explain a few things... -Tom I am feeling delightfully silly, this is going to be a great con! -KJ (at the start of AC)
record number: 483 recorder: protius-219 timestamp: Fri Jul 12 21:32:31 2002
I got rested enough waiting for the elevator... -KJ (On his arrival on the 16'th floor by way of the stairs)
record number: 484 recorder: protius-220 timestamp: Sat Jul 13 21:32:11 2002
Its been rendered harmless? Excelent. -Tom (on Kodian's ferret being broken...)
record number: 485 recorder: protius-221 timestamp: Sun Jul 14 01:26:23 2002
Oh... I get it now! -Alascan How long have you... never mind... -GS
record number: 486 recorder: protius-222 timestamp: Sun Jul 14 15:22:17 2002
Brain hemorage! I'm going to cause one of those in someone one day... -KJ Its good to have a goal in life... -Tom
record number: 487 recorder: protius-223 timestamp: Thu Jul 18 20:56:26 2002
This is probably going to be a very bad idea... -KJ You spill ketchup on me, your walking home. -GS (While making a mess in Jerrys)
record number: 488 recorder: protius-224 timestamp: Fri Jul 19 23:31:29 2002
Ryannnnn!!! its turning me onnnn!! Make it stop! -Trixi
record number: 489 recorder: protius-225 timestamp: Sun Aug 11 20:21:09 2002
squeek! -Trixi What matter of noise is this! you will never live this day down! -Maza It happens all the time... squeek! -Trixi
record number: 490 recorder: protius-226 timestamp: Mon Aug 12 15:29:59 2002
Celine Deon... that high pitched squeal... -Darrel If you need a reason not to see Titanic. -Larry
record number: 491 recorder: protius-227 timestamp: Thu Aug 15 19:44:13 2002
I know what I'm doing. -KJ Wait, you admitted it! write it down! -GS
record number: 492 recorder: protius-228 timestamp: Fri Aug 23 15:41:51 2002
I'm gonna get a bigger book on perl... -Tyree (His smaller perl book failed to answer the question)
record number: 493 recorder: protius-229 timestamp: Fri Aug 23 18:19:31 2002
That dog has one hell of a goiter. -Tet (On the sign of a poodle grooming place)
record number: 494 recorder: protius-230 timestamp: Fri Aug 23 21:22:48 2002
Cool, I can read a map dammit, yay! -Tet (in the maize maze)
record number: 495 recorder: protius-231 timestamp: Tue Aug 27 22:53:47 2002
Your orbit would be eliptilal, and potentially quite short. -GS (on hovering at orbital altitude, without orbital velocity)
record number: 496 recorder: protius-232 timestamp: Thu Aug 29 13:43:41 2002
Sodium pentathol... its truth jerky. -GS (While reading ingredients)
record number: 497 recorder: protius-233 timestamp: Thu Aug 29 23:48:40 2002
Nurse! turn up my metalica! -Packrat (on our demographic group in a nursing home)
record number: 498 recorder: protius-234 timestamp: Fri Aug 30 21:06:50 2002
The hotel's music isn't going to compete at all with the... thumping. -GS
record number: 499 recorder: protius-235 timestamp: Sat Aug 31 02:21:19 2002
Why are you memorizing my web pages? -Protius I can't help it! -Drabek Is it live or is it Drabek? -Packrat
record number: 500 recorder: protius-236 timestamp: Sat Aug 31 14:48:39 2002
Why would you beat up this poor innocent...-unknown Because he's ticklish! - unknown Help... -the poor innocent
record number: 501 recorder: protius-237 timestamp: Sat Aug 31 15:03:49 2002
Banana flavored yoohoo is incredibly hard to find. -Proti Maybe thats why I havn't found it. -Packrat
record number: 502 recorder: protius-238 timestamp: Sat Aug 31 21:04:22 2002
Never eat anything bigger than your head. -Drabek Unless its a burrito. -Packrat
record number: 503 recorder: protius-239 timestamp: Sun Sep 1 10:03:24 2002
I can't see that far... the sugar hasn't kicked in yet... -Quozel
record number: 504 recorder: protius-240 timestamp: Sun Sep 1 12:06:14 2002
Is anybody on staff near a diet coke? not unless I have to. -Oldfreek (on MFM staff FRS channel)
record number: 505 recorder: protius-241 timestamp: Tue Sep 3 10:13:09 2002
Oh my god! I saw Rono at mfm, and he went wheee-bleaugh. -GS (many people were ill at mfm-6)
record number: 506 recorder: protius-242 timestamp: Thu Sep 5 20:50:13 2002
That was a successful meal. -GS My compliments to the chemist. -BJ (GS was cooking)
record number: 507 recorder: protius-243 timestamp: Fri Sep 6 22:12:54 2002
Big honking steak, with a potato? Thats probably mine. -GS
record number: 508 recorder: protius-244 timestamp: Fri Sep 6 22:43:51 2002
He was reaching for a ferret, and I thought it was a shaver, but it turned out to be a phone. -Maza Huh? -GS, BJ, Crea, Proti Its that testicle thing again isn't it? -Crea the balls... they haunt me... -Maza (it was aparently a comercial)
record number: 509 recorder: protius-245 timestamp: Sun Sep 8 15:06:00 2002
I have a new goal in life, to steal an elephant. -KJ Where would you keep it? -Tom Your place! No one would ever find it amongst Dan's stuff. -KJ
record number: 510 recorder: protius-246 timestamp: Sun Sep 8 22:32:01 2002
Uh oh, he's bouncing again, we're in danger! -GS No I'm not! Its the coke, I never drink caffeine. -Alaskan
record number: 511 recorder: protius-247 timestamp: Wed Sep 11 19:48:15 2002
Is it good to draw a smiley face on the bottom of the drool guard with the ranch dressing? -KJ No. -GS Good, I ignored that urge. -KJ (he later gave in)
record number: 512 recorder: protius-248 timestamp: Wed Sep 11 19:56:57 2002
Perhaps quake would be more relaxing? -KJ No, I don't like hurting people... just electricuting them. -GS
record number: 513 recorder: protius-249 timestamp: Fri Sep 13 21:10:32 2002
We can't find the remote, thats why we're watching this. -Crea Pah! You need a woman! -Candy
record number: 514 recorder: protius-250 timestamp: Sun Sep 15 19:35:01 2002
Crea broke the waitress. -Alascan If she dosn't come back in 15 minutes... -Crea (fun with separate bills)
record number: 515 recorder: protius-251 timestamp: Sun Sep 15 21:34:09 2002
Even the scrubbing bubbles are going eauch...poke, poke. -GS Call Dow! we're gonna need backup! -BJ (On a particularly creepy bathroom)
record number: 516 recorder: Tet-23 timestamp: Sat Sep 7 22:36:34 2002
Well, that was a disgruntled sip.. -Tet Dad
record number: 517 recorder: Tet-24 timestamp: Sat Sep 14 22:37:32 2002
I'm a virgin... -Trixi ...... - Kage,Rigel,Xydexx,Tet At the GAME!! -Trixi
record number: 518 recorder: Tet-25 timestamp: Sat Sep 14 23:24:09 2002
I need a nice juicy hermaphrodite... -Trixi Out of what depths of your soul did that one come from? - Rigel
record number: 519 recorder: Tet-26 timestamp: Wed Sep 18 19:46:56 2002
She's so much easier to tolerate as a diapered clad naked thing. -Trixi
record number: 520 recorder: Tet-27 timestamp: Wed Sep 18 21:30:22 2002
I love you, that doesn't necessarily mean I TRUST you. -Trixi
record number: 521 recorder: protius-252 timestamp: Fri Sep 20 21:22:10 2002
My pants are happy! -Tet I don't know what it means, but it seems like the thing to say... -Tet
record number: 522 recorder: protius-253 timestamp: Sat Sep 21 12:13:39 2002
We saw Alascan's good twin, behind you. -Dan Oh my god! good call. - Tet
record number: 523 recorder: protius-254 timestamp: Sat Sep 21 15:17:25 2002
You had to ID to get Coors light? I thought you only had to do that if it had alchol. -Doug
record number: 524 recorder: protius-255 timestamp: Sat Sep 21 17:15:37 2002
Beach house... -Alascan Sounds fun. -Zen beer... -Alascan Sounds sorta fun. -Zen Chicks... -GS Well, that ruins it for me. -Zen
record number: 525 recorder: protius-256 timestamp: Tue Sep 24 11:43:16 2002
Yes sir, I'm your little bitch! Call me a windows programer! I'm your windows programer! -kelar
record number: 526 recorder: protius-257 timestamp: Thu Sep 26 18:03:56 2002
It wasn't me! honest. -GS (during a power failure)
record number: 527 recorder: protius-258 timestamp: Fri Sep 27 20:32:01 2002
Sorry for the delay, I was talking to a very disgruntled coworker, I wanted to make sure she wasn't armed... -GS
record number: 528 recorder: protius-259 timestamp: Sat Sep 28 13:49:10 2002
What are you looking for? -KJ Robot parts! -GS I see... -KJ (at Bikes at Vienna)
record number: 529 recorder: protius-260 timestamp: Sun Sep 29 14:46:08 2002
Do you know what? He's just a person putting on a costume! -kid at Gen Echo, meeting the furries
record number: 530 recorder: protius-261 timestamp: Sun Sep 29 17:32:36 2002
His intelegence just goes away when the spot is involved... Kelar (on Ash and lasers)
record number: 531 recorder: protius-262 timestamp: Wed Oct 2 20:46:40 2002
Its not broken? give it time... -Kelar
record number: 532 recorder: protius-263 timestamp: Tue Oct 8 10:15:00 2002
I just thought it was an interesting way to not drop rocks everywhere. or at least make it look like its not your fault. -Dave (on two dump trucks full of rocks, followed by a street sweeper)
record number: 533 recorder: protius-264 timestamp: Tue Oct 8 19:54:49 2002
Duck sauce! Rabbit sauce! -KJ (while eating chinese)
record number: 534 recorder: protius-265 timestamp: Thu Oct 10 20:10:05 2002
I like *getting* soggy... but I don't like being soggy. -GS (on white water canyon)
record number: 535 recorder: protius-266 timestamp: Thu Oct 10 20:59:53 2002
Cream of circular file... -Loco (on quaker oatmeal, in the can)
record number: 536 recorder: protius-267 timestamp: Thu Oct 10 22:23:44 2002
Mold can even eat wax. -LK Augh! *wipe wipe wipe* -Kes
record number: 537 recorder: protius-268 timestamp: Sat Oct 12 08:57:35 2002
Pears are not a liquid. -Kes Sure they are! they are just a bit lumpy. -Tom They are like a sponge, with juice suspended in it. -Loco
record number: 538 recorder: protius-269 timestamp: Sat Oct 12 09:53:50 2002
I don't know who was in there, but they were always discreet, in that really noticable way. -GS (on an unnamed government office)
record number: 539 recorder: protius-270 timestamp: Sat Oct 12 11:30:47 2002
Aww... I'm a party game now. -GS He is the master of lightbulb disaster... and the entertainment -KJ (everyone was trying to throw pennies into GS's pocket)
record number: 540 recorder: protius-271 timestamp: Sat Oct 12 15:44:41 2002
Its inconsistant, I've gotten a couple of good ones. -Tom I've gotten a couple of good ones... all at once... ok one at a time. KJ hauhga! -KJ another good one? -Tom ....yes -KJ (while eating some wasabi peas)
record number: 541 recorder: protius-272 timestamp: Mon Oct 14 21:08:22 2002
Dan! I have no use for this! Do you want it? -Crea Yes! ... what is it? -Dan (on a random motherboard)
record number: 542 recorder: protius-273 timestamp: Wed Oct 16 12:20:41 2002
Solid stuff in my drink is *not* a feature. -Doug on orbitz
record number: 543 recorder: protius-274 timestamp: Thu Oct 17 20:07:57 2002
But, can you eat your lo-main with it? -Tom Dunno... slurp... that was cool! -KJ (on a mcdonalds straw)
record number: 544 recorder: protius-275 timestamp: Sat Oct 19 19:58:22 2002
I don't know if carbonated beverages are good for spiders, but I don't know what fly guts taste like either. -GS (KJ was feeding his tree soda to a spider)
record number: 545 recorder: protius-276 timestamp: Tue Oct 22 21:22:36 2002
I'm going right and right, then right. Right? -GS brother Right! -GS (directions (or at least one direction))
record number: 546 recorder: protius-277 timestamp: Wed Oct 23 21:33:30 2002
And the cat installs itself under the table. -Proti Thats its home directory. ~cat. -Tet
record number: 547 recorder: protius-278 timestamp: Mon Oct 28 12:43:38 2002
Well, its not what I wanted, but it'll do. -Jack Why does that sum up the entire computer industry? -Tom Its a feature! -Jack
record number: 548 recorder: protius-279 timestamp: Wed Oct 30 15:11:00 2002
I've never seen purple baklava... -unknown Hey, whats the purpley stuff? - Vejaya (on David's cooking)
record number: 549 recorder: protius-280 timestamp: Thu Oct 31 15:41:15 2002
*Pantomimes shooting himself in the head*. -Kelar Ah, your playing with microsoft arn't you? -Proti
record number: 550 recorder: protius-281 timestamp: Thu Oct 31 22:39:18 2002
Oh my god! this always happens! and its always him! I don't understand it. -Rigel (on the curse of Dan)
record number: 551 recorder: protius-282 timestamp: Sun Nov 3 10:25:04 2002
Can't sleep! hiccups will eat me! -Xydexx (on Alascan's hiccups)
record number: 552 recorder: protius-283 timestamp: Sun Nov 3 13:24:04 2002
Its very chewwy... Its like eating an old shoe. I think I'll have some more. -Xxydex (on turkey jerky)
record number: 553 recorder: protius-284 timestamp: Mon Nov 11 15:44:15 2002
kill me... Kill me... -Kelar (on programing under windows)
record number: 554 recorder: protius-285 timestamp: Wed Nov 13 22:15:52 2002
They don't make 9x13 pans... all the ones I saw were like 8 3/8 by 12 7/8. Why can't I have a 9x13 pan?-GS Because you can't have a 2x4 either. -Proti Aww... I'm going to bed... -GS
record number: 555 recorder: protius-286 timestamp: Thu Nov 14 14:19:52 2002
It was a bad excuse, but a good reason. -Kelar (on why he played with his new laptop, instead of going to the gym)
record number: 556 recorder: protius-287 timestamp: Sat Nov 16 09:25:25 2002
*Yoink*! -KJ crumple... -The Pile ahh! *catch*! -KJ (KJ vs Dan's stuff) what did you do to my stuff? -GS
record number: 557 recorder: protius-288 timestamp: Sun Nov 17 14:22:09 2002
I'm gonna tell Mom on you! Took my candy... Dammit... -KJ (on Dan putting KJ's candy in the kitchen)
record number: 558 recorder: protius-289 timestamp: Sun Nov 17 17:18:15 2002
Isn't that just the outside of the cheesecake? Mold release, as it were? -GS snerk! -KJ (on the crust of a cheese cake)
record number: 559 recorder: protius-290 timestamp: Fri Nov 22 11:43:10 2002
It makes a really large I-pod-like device.-Kelar (on his laptop full of mpegs)
record number: 560 recorder: protius-291 timestamp: Fri Nov 22 18:23:13 2002
Go down on it sparky! -Crea ... -Tet Augh, I didn't need to see that -GS You just missed your boyfriend going down on a breadstick. -Sirfox
record number: 561 recorder: protius-292 timestamp: Sun Nov 24 11:22:22 2002
The ones which I do on purpose are often more interesting... -GS (on disasters)
record number: 562 recorder: protius-293 timestamp: Sun Nov 24 12:49:32 2002
I don't think you *crank* the national symphony orchistra. -KJ (while discussing stereos)
record number: 563 recorder: protius-294 timestamp: Wed Nov 27 15:44:23 2002
I want a happy meal! happy meal! Happy meal!! -Kid (overheard in Wendy's)
record number: 564 recorder: protius-295 timestamp: Sat Nov 30 15:38:41 2002
Why do you have 3 checkbooks? -Tom Because if you have 3 banks, you have a better chance of having money. -Jim Thats not a very good excuse is it? -Jim
record number: 565 recorder: protius-296 timestamp: Sat Nov 30 16:42:49 2002
This one is eating ketcup. -Jim yea it is... -GS (on some odd japanese cookies)
record number: 566 recorder: protius-297 timestamp: Sat Nov 30 19:26:52 2002
There is a sequel now? what? vampire hunter E? -Jon
record number: 567 recorder: protius-298 timestamp: Sat Nov 30 21:24:16 2002
Its not so much how much it needs as how much it can stand before exploding. -GS (on xenon bulbs)
record number: 568 recorder: protius-299 timestamp: Mon Dec 2 19:32:10 2002
Which means I'm going to go bald soon. -Tet Well, you have enough hair for a comb over... around and around and around... -GS I have enough for a turban... -Tet (Tet has very long hair)
record number: 569 recorder: protius-300 timestamp: Wed Dec 11 11:40:41 2002
Is my shirt on inside out? My god you're supposed to tell me these things! -Kelar I didn't notice... -Proti This is the second time I've done this. -Kelar *check* yep, mines on right. -Proti
record number: 570 recorder: protius-301 timestamp: Thu Dec 12 19:29:23 2002
well, you're easy to please... a bottle of sunkist and a place to belch, and call it a weekend. -Tet (to Trixi)
record number: 571 recorder: protius-302 timestamp: Fri Dec 13 14:21:49 2002
Ibm is the absolute grand master of microprocessor design! -James so your a bit happier with the ibm? -Doug The ibm is a manly microprocessor, the ixp is a girly processor. -James
record number: 572 recorder: protius-303 timestamp: Sat Dec 14 22:29:37 2002
woah, I'm in a matte painting. -Tet (on rivendell, while watching the lord of the rings)
record number: 573 recorder: protius-304 timestamp: Tue Dec 17 20:30:28 2002
One more! -bufflow wing guy Shit! -Crea I don't think they have that flavor. -Proti (while ordering some hotwings)
record number: 574 recorder: protius-305 timestamp: Tue Dec 17 20:42:27 2002
hey, thats a good idea we could work with that... yay! -Trixi, Sirfox (they had just thought of a frivilous law suit)
record number: 575 recorder: protius-306 timestamp: Wed Dec 18 12:24:52 2002
I have no idea what this pink stuff is but it is delicious. -Rob
record number: 576 recorder: protius-307 timestamp: Wed Dec 18 12:27:52 2002
I think I accidentily... tried the sauce... -James (on flat liners hotwings)
record number: 577 recorder: protius-308 timestamp: Wed Dec 18 12:45:51 2002
Merry xmas! A gift from Herndon, enjoy your time in the bathroom! -Tim (on Herndon giving flat liners hotwings to Rockville)
record number: 578 recorder: protius-309 timestamp: Tue Dec 31 20:36:15 2002
You have something sticking out here... -Galen Got any sissors? -unknown That would be so funny out of context. -unknown
record number: 579 recorder: protius-310 timestamp: Fri Jan 3 16:27:44 2003
It could have been cool, If it didn't suck so hard. -Tom (on DCOM)
record number: 580 recorder: protius-311 timestamp: Sat Jan 4 17:50:38 2003
The legend of Bassingstoke! King of the suburbs! -GS (on a street near Kelar's place)
record number: 581 recorder: protius-312 timestamp: Sun Jan 5 00:41:38 2003
Sit down! -Galen I am! -Exile On the couch. -Galen I am! -Exile On Galen! -GS
record number: 582 recorder: protius-313 timestamp: Thu Jan 9 19:32:28 2003
It will be green in a month. -KJ yea, I'm ok with green. -Pro but it'll be an evil green. -KJ yea... -Pro never mind... -KJ best kind. -Pro
record number: 583 recorder: protius-314 timestamp: Thu Jan 9 21:06:40 2003
Am I fuzzy enough for you!? -GS Yes. -KJ ker-quote! -Proti Curses! thats twice today. Better shut up... -KJ
record number: 584 recorder: protius-315 timestamp: Fri Jan 10 13:01:21 2003
hummm! -Tet What? -Pro Something was really tasty. I should have identified it before I ate it. -Tet
record number: 585 recorder: protius-316 timestamp: Fri Jan 10 13:12:25 2003
Big plates means few trips. -Tet (on a buffet)
record number: 586 recorder: protius-317 timestamp: Mon Jan 13 15:08:53 2003
Oh no... God no... -Kelar you ole'd it didn't you. -Proti I wish I could tell it to stop... -Kelar (the userfriendliness of windows)
record number: 587 recorder: protius-318 timestamp: Fri Jan 17 20:28:49 2003
Iwannadonut! Canahavadonut!? -KJ Yes, you can have a donut. -GS yay... -KJ
record number: 588 recorder: protius-319 timestamp: Sat Jan 18 18:49:29 2003
Theres a couch? -Iberian Wow theres a couch... -unknown2 (on Tango's apartment)
record number: 589 recorder: protius-320 timestamp: Sat Jan 18 19:36:20 2003
There is a noodle on your matrix. -Ed ... your right...-Andrew
record number: 590 recorder: protius-321 timestamp: Sun Jan 19 02:03:42 2003
That was a dreadful movie, yet strangely entertaining. -Pro (on "Turbulance")
record number: 591 recorder: protius-322 timestamp: Thu Jan 23 02:59:07 2003
wheeee... -unknown (on the limozine from the hotel to FC)
record number: 592 recorder: protius-323 timestamp: Thu Jan 23 16:46:04 2003
comotose lamma! -unknown (at Denny's, attempting to speak spanish)
record number: 593 recorder: protius-324 timestamp: Fri Jan 24 15:50:31 2003
I'd give you a hug, but I have a bagel. -GS
record number: 594 recorder: protius-325 timestamp: Sat Jan 25 22:48:24 2003
wow!!! -suedeer deep breaths... just sit back and let the endorphins hit you. -Sirfox (on wasabe)
record number: 595 recorder: protius-326 timestamp: Sat Jan 25 22:56:40 2003
Its like theres a party in my mouth, and the police came! -Sirfox But were they wearing baby blue riot helmets? -unknown Leather. -Sirfox (on wasabe)
record number: 596 recorder: protius-327 timestamp: Sun Jan 26 00:03:41 2003
specticles, testicles, wallet, and badge. -Sirfox (on return to FC)
record number: 597 recorder: protius-328 timestamp: Mon Jan 27 00:53:17 2003
Did you guys know there was a football game today? -unknown (on superbowl sunday)
record number: 598 recorder: protius-329 timestamp: Thu Jan 30 20:03:26 2003
I want my mirlot back... -Cerise you will have to suck it out of his jeans. -Graysoul ... come here... -Cerise (Cerise's wine had been spilled)
record number: 599 recorder: protius-330 timestamp: Wed Feb 5 20:17:08 2003
I want the demo version...-GS (on costco office furnature)
record number: 600 recorder: protius-331 timestamp: Thu Feb 6 20:24:16 2003
Doug was just showing me the 240 system calls of linux. Sounds like the title of a horror movie... -Tom
record number: 601 recorder: protius-332 timestamp: Thu Feb 13 10:27:51 2003
oh god of linux, please come lay your hands on my linux box and make it speak! -Eric (this was only one stanza, and he really was on his knees)
record number: 602 recorder: protius-333 timestamp: Fri Feb 14 19:56:44 2003
ooh, a big comfy chair! -Proti I'l be the judge of that. *sit* ... yep. -KJ
record number: 603 recorder: protius-334 timestamp: Wed Feb 26 19:13:03 2003
This keyboard is a bit sticky. -Helgi ... -GS, Rigel, Xydexx
record number: 604 recorder: protius-335 timestamp: Wed Feb 26 19:33:15 2003
Its so cute and happy and *horrible*! -Xydexx (on happy tree friends)
record number: 605 recorder: protius-336 timestamp: Fri Feb 28 20:06:55 2003
No... But you can watch me be a mad scientist with my 20 cubic centimeters. -GS (on his pain killers)
record number: 606 recorder: protius-337 timestamp: Fri Feb 28 20:26:15 2003
are you 16? -Liza yea, I'm 16... 16 to the 3'rd power... -GS (he was feeling old)
record number: 607 recorder: protius-338 timestamp: Sat Mar 1 21:49:57 2003
Someone said "did you know there was a football game today", on superbowl sunday. -Proti Is that today? -unknown
record number: 608 recorder: protius-339 timestamp: Sat Mar 1 22:48:48 2003
Anyone want the volume up? -Oryx Why? Its not like we can understand them anyway.. -Kelar Ok... anyone want the brightness up? -Oryx (on Sholin Soccar (subtitled))
record number: 609 recorder: protius-340 timestamp: Sun Mar 2 20:41:05 2003
I can't take 2 people's miso in the same day... but he can take it. -Oryx
record number: 610 recorder: protius-341 timestamp: Sun Mar 2 20:55:07 2003
Bugs bunny is as legit as foo dogs or something. -Proti Some people believe the president protects them. -GS (on wards guarding things)
record number: 611 recorder: protius-342 timestamp: Tue Mar 4 16:38:17 2003
If you get that working, I'l be able to use xml to control solitare. -Kelar (on 1 gig ethernet)
record number: 612 recorder: protius-343 timestamp: Wed Mar 5 00:07:17 2003
Arn't geek toys neat? Can't do /that/ with a football! -Tet (on Dan's kalidiscope)
record number: 613 recorder: protius-344 timestamp: Tue Mar 11 23:08:33 2003
Physics is giving me Kelar-paw. -Deneb (on repetative motion injuries)
record number: 614 recorder: protius-345 timestamp: Wed Mar 12 20:18:45 2003
Ooh! an ampersand! my life is complete! -Rigel (on Galen's finding chars on Protius's binary clock)
record number: 615 recorder: protius-346 timestamp: Sat Mar 15 02:11:22 2003
You can't do that in asp. -Tet's cow orker You have attained a clue. It dosn't /have/ to hurt. -GS
record number: 616 recorder: protius-347 timestamp: Thu Mar 20 18:43:07 2003
I'm glad they waited until wednesday, I'd have been pissed if they had interupted the Dune miniseries. -Tet (on George W.'s "war")
record number: 617 recorder: protius-348 timestamp: Sat Mar 22 14:21:54 2003
a hamster in a chicken suit. Cool! -KJ (on one of those dancing hamster things).
record number: 618 recorder: protius-349 timestamp: Sat Mar 22 19:06:54 2003
Those clever church signs never fail to ... -GS nausiate? -Proti yes, nausiate me. -GS (on a sign which read: this is a ch--ch. whats missing?)
record number: 619 recorder: protius-350 timestamp: Sat Mar 22 19:14:54 2003
Do not drink and talk to Tet. Its bad for your computer. -KJ (spit-takes)
record number: 620 recorder: protius-351 timestamp: Sun Mar 23 17:31:05 2003
Its been a long day... getting longer by the minute. -GS
record number: 621 recorder: protius-352 timestamp: Wed Mar 26 14:11:04 2003
My brain is tired, and these chairs are comffier. -James (on where to hold a meeting: fooz room or conferance room)
record number: 622 recorder: protius-353 timestamp: Fri Mar 28 23:54:59 2003
If I tried to polish brass while I was cooking spagetii, I'd go insane. -Deneb That would be difficult to explain to the insurance people. -Proti well, its a blessing and a curse sometimes... -Deneb (they both make a really nifty squirming toroid.)
record number: 623 recorder: protius-354 timestamp: Thu Apr 3 20:27:51 2003
Get out of my underwear... -Trixi (to Tet)
record number: 624 recorder: protius-355 timestamp: Fri Apr 4 20:31:46 2003
its bad! its bad with a capital *eaugh*! -Tet I can't believe I wasted bandwidth on this. -Tet (on "the core")
record number: 625 recorder: protius-356 timestamp: Tue Apr 8 18:01:35 2003
After our third joint, we stopped seeing pink monkies, and moved onto giraffes, and they seemed pretty honest. -Kelar (on simulation validation)
record number: 626 recorder: protius-357 timestamp: Sat Apr 12 12:44:26 2003
It looks like a portajohn. -unknown (on the back of the shell at sweet adelines cometition)
record number: 627 recorder: protius-358 timestamp: Tue Apr 15 17:20:13 2003
I can breathe! and the trees are still screwing! -KJ (on claritan)
record number: 628 recorder: protius-359 timestamp: Sat Apr 19 15:24:05 2003
The couch is eating me. -Chillymouse (crea's squishy couch)
record number: 629 recorder: protius-360 timestamp: Sat Apr 19 17:03:14 2003
He used to be really thin, but now he's got tits! -Zen (on alascan's weight)
record number: 630 recorder: protius-361 timestamp: Sat Apr 19 17:21:02 2003
Color-species, and 4 hours in the oven. What is this? oh, you will love this, its korean. -Zen (on cooking a black cat which had wandered by)
record number: 631 recorder: protius-362 timestamp: Sat Apr 19 17:28:43 2003
I just had an urge to start putting cat skeletons in trees. -KJ
record number: 632 recorder: protius-363 timestamp: Sat Apr 19 18:02:12 2003
It opens up the... ssinuses... -Snowy (snorting tobasco)
record number: 633 recorder: protius-364 timestamp: Sat Apr 19 18:53:45 2003
Its official! I can feel my tongue again. -Snowy (recovering from trying some "you can't handle this sauce" hot sauce)
record number: 634 recorder: protius-365 timestamp: Sun Apr 20 11:54:54 2003
do you have a cdrh variance for that shirt? -Proti Thats a horrible shirt. But that's you. -Wolfus (on Zen's ... colorful ... shirt)
record number: 635 recorder: protius-366 timestamp: Wed Apr 23 10:18:41 2003
oh! the sun, it burns! -Dave (during a fire drill, outside)
record number: 636 recorder: protius-367 timestamp: Fri Apr 25 18:37:49 2003
well there is a skunk tail in there, so it must be the right place. -TJ
record number: 637 recorder: protius-368 timestamp: Sat Apr 26 08:29:07 2003
they have a news paper called whoot. -Xydexx But its with an h. -Rigel free whoot... -?
record number: 638 recorder: protius-369 timestamp: Sat Apr 26 08:50:58 2003
Its supposed to be a safety wistle -Jbadger Look at me! I'm choking on my wistle -Xydexx tweet tweet! -Rigel
record number: 639 recorder: protius-370 timestamp: Sat Apr 26 09:49:25 2003
The lion is getting more yellow. -Rigel my zippers stuck, my zippers stuck! -Xydexx (on needing to go to the bathroom in suit)
record number: 640 recorder: protius-371 timestamp: Sat Apr 26 12:47:59 2003
Oh look, we just hit a giant weasel. -Rigel its coming right for us! -GS don't stop! -Rigel (mejeep was jumping arround in the road)
record number: 641 recorder: protius-372 timestamp: Sat Apr 26 17:01:04 2003
You guys over at the chinese... -? Yea? -PG When you get the fortune cookies, read them over the FRS. -?
record number: 642 recorder: protius-373 timestamp: Sat Apr 26 17:11:59 2003
Don't go in the chatter box! don't go in the chatterbox! go accross the street and go into the chinese! -Snow (over frs, to a group coming for dinner)
record number: 643 recorder: protius-374 timestamp: Sat Apr 26 19:34:38 2003
let me see your gay japanese shirt... -alascan my god, this things huge! -Alascan (on Zen's shirt)
record number: 644 recorder: protius-375 timestamp: Sat Apr 26 22:51:06 2003
Is it 24 inches?- Snow ... - everyone the pants! the pants! -Snow
record number: 645 recorder: protius-376 timestamp: Sun Apr 27 10:24:42 2003
yes? -resteraunt person 1 million... no 10. -Rigel wish you had told me that earlier. -resteraunt person
record number: 646 recorder: protius-377 timestamp: Sun Apr 27 10:45:10 2003
ahem! no porno at the table- GS ... -Jomama, Alascan, ?
record number: 647 recorder: protius-378 timestamp: Sun Apr 27 11:39:32 2003
I'll put mine in here, and get it greasy. -maximus (on having 2 ez passes, and putting 1 in a potato chip bag, to keep it from getting read)
record number: 648 recorder: protius-379 timestamp: Fri May 2 19:36:59 2003
It looks like they shampooed the dog into oblivion, then teesed it so every strand of fur was perpendicular. -Proti It looks like it used to be a husky. -GS (on a dog pictured on a bottle of dog shampoo)
record number: 649 recorder: protius-380 timestamp: Sat May 3 08:17:18 2003
It looks... bigger! -Xydexx (on the protibasement)
record number: 650 recorder: protius-381 timestamp: Sat May 3 12:17:10 2003
Come here KJ, its time for your nipple persing! -Xydexx He's not innocent! He did it! -KJ
record number: 651 recorder: protius-382 timestamp: Sun May 4 10:54:15 2003
are you ok dan? -Zen I'm trying not to throw up... -Dan I'l move then... -Zen (after the volcano)
record number: 652 recorder: protius-383 timestamp: Sun May 11 12:12:02 2003
spoons... -KJ 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife? -Proti *count* yep theres 10,000 spoons there. -KJ (at costco)
record number: 653 recorder: protius-384 timestamp: Sun May 11 12:14:30 2003
we want to go, we want to go, we want to go... -2 kids in unison (at costco)
record number: 654 recorder: protius-385 timestamp: Sun May 11 19:53:34 2003
dip... -GS, KJ sip? -Proti I love ranch... -KJ, GS get off my brainwave! -GS zesty italian, zesty italian. -KJ (on GS's cheese dip)
record number: 655 recorder: protius-386 timestamp: Tue May 13 21:05:16 2003
They have a variety of pez dispensers. -GS Eeyore! -Crea I'm so depressed... have some candy... -GS
record number: 656 recorder: protius-387 timestamp: Fri May 16 11:22:52 2003
Its neat! -Dave It is? -Tom Makes you want to hit control-C though. -Dave (on some test output)
record number: 657 recorder: protius-388 timestamp: Fri May 16 21:52:58 2003
That'l be fun to play with... mind if I borrow it for quite a while? -Kelar (on GS's digitizer)
record number: 658 recorder: protius-389 timestamp: Sat May 17 23:03:55 2003
Wait... Don't tell me. E-bay? -Kelar (on Mousepaw's hazmat suit)
record number: 659 recorder: protius-390 timestamp: Sun May 18 14:37:38 2003
They are unicycles with 4 wheels. -KJ (on suzuki samari, they tip over easy)
record number: 660 recorder: protius-391 timestamp: Wed May 21 19:43:39 2003
This one looks sufficient... For A Sex Toy! -KJ Right... -Proti lemme guess, you didn't want to hear those words in a hardware store? -KJ
record number: 661 recorder: protius-392 timestamp: Sat May 31 21:49:54 2003
Give it to me, just don't stick it there. -Snow (on a candy wrapper)
record number: 662 recorder: protius-393 timestamp: Sat May 31 22:26:14 2003
you know the meaning of pinecone? He started it. -GS Its not my fault. -KJ Yes it is! -Everyone Its not my fault everyone's sheep... -KJ He's writing... -Max just ignore him, he'll go away. -KJ
record number: 663 recorder: protius-394 timestamp: Sun Jun 1 17:05:22 2003
It had 4 settings... -Proti 11, 12, 13, 14. -GS this one starts at 11... -KJ (on the X1 aircraft)
record number: 664 recorder: protius-395 timestamp: Sun Jun 1 17:28:05 2003
Beethoven wants out... -Proti ... and this time he's pissed -KJ featuring Arnold Schwartinager... "I'll be Bach!" -Proti (on the speaker room of a circuit city wired to use all the speakers at once)
record number: 665 recorder: protius-396 timestamp: Sat Jun 7 19:47:02 2003
now these are old school, except possibly for the happy part. -Proti oh god! -KJ (on a metal dust pan, with a smileyface)
record number: 666 recorder: protius-397 timestamp: Thu Jun 12 20:23:50 2003
And whenever I feel bad about myself, I'll put on my hat, and go scream at some recruits, and then I'll feel better about myself... HAHAHAHA! -Deneb (on being upgraded to drill sergant)
record number: 667 recorder: protius-398 timestamp: Sat Jun 28 08:57:58 2003
It hurts. -Cerice well, turn it off. -GS *click* I still hear it. -Cerise (on a horrible song)
record number: 668 recorder: protius-399 timestamp: Sat Jul 5 18:07:52 2003
oh... this fan got stuck on my butt, and it feels GREAT. -Zen
record number: 669 recorder: protius-400 timestamp: Sat Jul 5 18:30:36 2003
Why do I always miss these things? -Trixi Because your drawing?-Tango We can edit you in later. -PG
record number: 670 recorder: protius-401 timestamp: Sat Jul 5 21:03:47 2003
please don't spill my tea... I'd hate to have to kill you and drink your blood to make up for it. -Tet ker-quote! -Proti Dammit! -Tet (to Alascan)
record number: 671 recorder: protius-402 timestamp: Sat Jul 12 17:13:10 2003
oh, a hearse for sale. but it's white; they are supposed to be black. -Proti maybe it's a wedding hearse. -Kelar that is wrong in so many ways... -Proti
record number: 672 recorder: protius-403 timestamp: Sat Jul 12 20:38:17 2003
ha! -KJ optimist. -Proti scrantch! -The door grrr... I will just hit it harder. -KJ (while attempting to fix the basement door)
record number: 673 recorder: protius-404 timestamp: Sun Jul 13 16:49:36 2003
Here's a dead sewing machine! and here's full bottle of oil! Dunno whats wrong with it... -GS
record number: 674 recorder: protius-405 timestamp: Fri Jul 18 09:43:40 2003
you have funny feet. -Rakhan no.. no I don't. -KJ oh, you're right, it must be me. -Rakhan (on KJ's woody costume feet)
record number: 675 recorder: protius-406 timestamp: Fri Jul 18 21:41:27 2003
We have protius here, who knows about all this new stuff, and can tell you how it works, but hates it all. -Zen
record number: 676 recorder: protius-407 timestamp: Fri Jul 18 23:23:27 2003
I'm not hibrinating! I'm drunk! -MW (on the "no hibrinating" sign at AC) (Yes it was spelled that way)
record number: 677 recorder: protius-408 timestamp: Sat Jul 19 15:18:13 2003
He's been trying to draw a cat, and they keep looking like dogs. -Proti Can you draw a cat? -Kelar They do look like dogs... -Deneb Shutup! -Kelar
record number: 678 recorder: protius-409 timestamp: Sat Jul 19 16:33:30 2003
Are you still trying to draw cats? -Proti No! I've given up on cats. -Kelar Screw the cats! -John Thats the idea... -Packrat
record number: 679 recorder: protius-410 timestamp: Sun Jul 20 00:10:59 2003
So, when are you planning to become awake? -Deneb Shortly after when I do... -Proti
record number: 680 recorder: protius-411 timestamp: Wed Jul 23 20:54:08 2003
xydexx could say lightbulb, and its instantly hilarious. -Trixi lightbulb... -Xydexx heeee... -Trixi
record number: 681 recorder: protius-412 timestamp: Wed Jul 23 21:25:32 2003
Like I said, I don't mind random women falling into your lap! -Trixi (to Tet)
record number: 682 recorder: protius-413 timestamp: Fri Jul 25 15:21:04 2003
Well, you know what to do, theres a shovel there, start burying those results. -Dave I was figuring I would use the shovel to smash my skull in. -Tom at least your positive. -Dave (on some experimental procedure errors)
record number: 683 recorder: protius-414 timestamp: Wed Aug 6 11:18:32 2003
I'm getting the vague impression that you're easy to screw. -Doug (to Dave, on his lousy luck)
record number: 684 recorder: protius-415 timestamp: Wed Aug 6 19:07:15 2003
Lick the moosie for me! -KJ No. -GS, Proti (Mousepaws was passing through)
record number: 685 recorder: protius-416 timestamp: Sun Aug 10 11:37:55 2003
I should caulk this... -Proti Haven't you used enough caulk today? You have an addiction! -KJ I can stop any time I want to! -Proti (house work gone wrong)
record number: 686 recorder: protius-416 timestamp: Wed Aug 13 11:35:45 2003
But IT thinks everyone is a fish, and no one needs a bicyle. -Tommy (on NAI's IT dept's denial of cygwin on COE boxes)
record number: 687 recorder: protius-417 timestamp: Sun Aug 17 10:25:42 2003
you got your hair cut. -Galen I got all of them cut. and you know why... -Kage yes I do. Lice. -Galen whap! -Kage
record number: 688 recorder: protius-418 timestamp: Sun Aug 17 16:01:42 2003
What I didn't mention was that mine was full of piss! -Sue Deer mmm aaah! (opening his mouth to catch it)-KJ Ew! I didn't know you were one of those! -Sue Deer (on a squirt gun)
record number: 689 recorder: protius-419 timestamp: Sun Aug 17 17:15:31 2003
belly button hunt... -Xydexx No poking. -Rigel I can't find it. You must have lost it in the river... -Xydexx
record number: 690 recorder: protius-421 timestamp: Wed Aug 20 12:36:15 2003
You will find termites in your dog! -Dave (while eating a fortune cookie)
record number: 691 recorder: protius-422 timestamp: Mon Aug 25 13:12:38 2003
Oh... I got that too. Theres a name for it? -Jon (not PG) (on Asperger's)
record number: 692 recorder: protius-423 timestamp: Thu Aug 28 11:22:03 2003
My mom knows about it, but thinks of it as a mystical force which she can't understand, and its just really fucking scarey. -Kelar (on google)
record number: 693 recorder: protius-424 timestamp: Thu Aug 28 16:55:46 2003
I'm happy now. Have computer. -Kelar
record number: 694 recorder: protius-425 timestamp: Fri Aug 29 11:29:14 2003
shall we mosy? -Zen yea... -Proti Because our loitering here is just not working,we need to be somewhere where its pissing people off. -Zen
record number: 695 recorder: protius-426 timestamp: Fri Aug 29 14:15:37 2003
They have fried ocra. -Proti oh ahhh ahhhh! -Kelar (Kelar likes ocra)
record number: 696 recorder: protius-427 timestamp: Sat Aug 30 14:10:49 2003
If you have a panel, and nobody shows up, did it happen? -Loriana
record number: 697 recorder: protius-428 timestamp: Sat Aug 30 18:21:25 2003
Are these things yours? -Bearcat yea... -Proti They seem like something you would have. -Bearcat (on astrojacks)
record number: 698 recorder: protius-429 timestamp: Sun Aug 31 23:18:48 2003
Your head is throbbing with blood! -? Has it stopped yet? -Kelar
record number: 699 recorder: protius-430 timestamp: Tue Sep 2 19:00:10 2003
*squeek*. oh, neet! *squeeeeeeek*. -Proti chalkboards, chalkboards, chalkboards, you're driving me sane! -BJ (playing with a styrofoam cup)
record number: 700 recorder: protius-431 timestamp: Fri Sep 5 20:08:54 2003
Badger badger badger badger mushrooooom! mushroom! -Xydexx This is a pinecone thing isn't it? -GS yes. -KJ
record number: 701 recorder: protius-432 timestamp: Tue Sep 9 16:47:15 2003
Security just gets in my way, and I want to just turn it all off. -James Bad security researcher! *bop* Bad security researcher! -Doug
record number: 702 recorder: protius-433 timestamp: Sun Sep 21 15:22:41 2003
I'm not getting arrested with you Snowy! -Zen
record number: 703 recorder: protius-434 timestamp: Fri Sep 26 17:43:31 2003
Perl is not pass by value. -Doug Its not pass by value, its pass by Eaughhh.- Tom (on perl)
record number: 704 recorder: protius-435 timestamp: Sat Sep 27 15:32:30 2003
Don't worry KJ, they broke the mold when they made you. Maybe during. -GS I'm voting during. -KJ (while looking at pottery molds at the super flea)
record number: 705 recorder: protius-436 timestamp: Sat Sep 27 18:47:39 2003
They just had a motor sitting there, you just buy one and build your vehicle around it. Except mine would be a hovercraft... but anyway... -GS
record number: 706 recorder: protius-437 timestamp: Sun Sep 28 15:10:58 2003
Pot Kettle Choir. -KJ (after the usual traffic rant)
record number: 707 recorder: protius-438 timestamp: Fri Oct 3 17:16:47 2003
Its like using an RC car to drag a bufflow up a hill. Its just not quick. -Dave (on MS SQL server)
record number: 708 recorder: protius-439 timestamp: Mon Oct 6 14:18:15 2003
Criminal use of an OS dosn't count. -Tom Why not?! -Steve, James Statute of limitations... -Steve (while pondering how many OS's we had personaly used (steve won, with a bit over 100))
record number: 709 recorder: protius-440 timestamp: Sun Oct 12 19:34:16 2003
Did you ever manage to break a lego? -GS The more interesting pieces, yes, but not the ansi standard 1 by 2 brick. -KJ Yes, they take quite a bit of force, quite a bit of black powder... -GS
record number: 710 recorder: protius-441 timestamp: Fri Oct 17 11:27:48 2003
It involves a baseball bat, and lots of screaming. -Dave (on how to QA MS windows)
record number: 711 recorder: protius-442 timestamp: Sun Oct 19 20:07:22 2003
So, how was today? -GS Very relaxing, except for the screaming parts. -Fox in Boots (on a trip to King's Dominion, Fox in Boots is not a rollercoaster fan)
record number: 712 recorder: protius-443 timestamp: Mon Oct 20 10:20:11 2003
There are these bears that are like porcelin, only they arn't really, and they are doing distasteful things. If you can think of anything distasteful, there is a bear doing that. Its like I would never thought of that unless I had seen a little bear doing that... But a bear in a cat suit is a stretch. -James
record number: 713 recorder: protius-444 timestamp: Fri Oct 31 12:53:16 2003
See, It gets worse! -Dave (on just about anything)
record number: 714 recorder: protius-445 timestamp: Sat Nov 8 14:02:14 2003
Yes, I joined their merry cult.... -Xydexx (on the usual recumbents)
record number: 715 recorder: protius-446 timestamp: Fri Nov 14 19:12:38 2003
I know this is going to distort the sound, but thats ok, because MY EARS ARE CLIPPING! -Doug (on putting his fingers in his ears while listening to audiophile stereos)
record number: 716 recorder: protius-447 timestamp: Sat Nov 29 11:07:30 2003
So leave a message on my phone... ah crap, can't hang up while... *click* -Tango (in a message left on my phone)
record number: 717 recorder: protius-448 timestamp: Tue Dec 2 22:00:34 2003
Its a forkupine. -KJ Augh.... -GS somebody said something! -SK-1 (on the tray of forks at cheap chinese)
record number: 718 recorder: protius-449 timestamp: Sat Dec 6 22:27:09 2003
Cygna rocks... except they screw me all the time... -Dave (on health insurance)
record number: 719 recorder: protius-450 timestamp: Wed Dec 10 22:26:45 2003
Of course they're pretty! They are the crown jewels! - unknown (while watching "My Hero")
record number: 720 recorder: protius-451 timestamp: Sat Dec 13 12:02:09 2003
I am Anna Lto. I can do 428 wafers/shift. ensure boats are properly seated on forks, or quartz breakage will occur. (mysterious sign on a mysterious device at a surplus auction.)
record number: 721 recorder: protius-452 timestamp: Sat Dec 13 14:00:55 2003
lets see... Nikon something or other... $10 $10 $10! -auctionier (vt surplus auction)
record number: 722 recorder: protius-453 timestamp: Sat Dec 13 21:02:35 2003
How many black Jews do you know? -Cynthia You're Jewish? -unknown Sit down. -Cynthia
record number: 723 recorder: protius-454 timestamp: Sat Dec 13 22:54:33 2003
No he he he no! he ow, I kicked myself in the head! -Oz don't sit on me! -Oz
record number: 724 recorder: protius-455 timestamp: Sat Dec 13 23:13:08 2003
Hey, the wicks come out... Wicked! -Cerise You are going to die... But first you are going to make me a long island iced tea. -pink
record number: 725 recorder: protius-456 timestamp: Sun Dec 14 14:51:40 2003
Don't put my hand where you don't want me to grab. -Cynthia (to Cerise)
record number: 726 recorder: protius-457 timestamp: Fri Dec 19 18:39:32 2003
That looks like a sonogram of somebody's something or other... -Dave (on a graph of a webshield's performance (the backwards matrix diagram))
record number: 727 recorder: protius-458 timestamp: Thu Jan 1 13:03:38 2004
Theres my squeeky dragon. -Proti hmm. *squeek* YES! - KJ (the dragon is a bike horn)
record number: 728 recorder: protius-459 timestamp: Fri Jan 2 19:44:12 2004
Smile! -Trixi *grin* -Rigel no, really smile! -Trixi *GRIN* -Rigel please stop smiling... -Trixi
record number: 729 recorder: protius-460 timestamp: Fri Jan 2 22:39:51 2004
Why did you do that? - unknown Because it was funny! -Tet (while making a pointless move, playing grave robbers from outer space)
record number: 730 recorder: protius-461 timestamp: Fri Jan 2 22:44:13 2004
Tet: What was the quote this time? Trixi: Meeeeeeeee!
record number: 731 recorder: protius-462 timestamp: Fri Jan 2 23:29:34 2004
Hey! Out of the chips(to a ferret)! -Galen (turning to Rigel) Want some doritos? -Galen
record number: 732 recorder: protius-463 timestamp: Sat Jan 3 21:28:17 2004
So, arguibly these burgers are $35 each. -Proti I don't think we need to include the price of the toilet paper. -KJ Well, eventually... but it should be amortized. -Proti Thats just not right... -KJ.
record number: 733 recorder: protius-464 timestamp: Thu Jan 8 13:47:38 2004
The system just went down, but I blame them, because nothing I did could have caused it! -Dave (just after a kernel install)
record number: 734 recorder: protius-465 timestamp: Fri Jan 9 15:14:57 2004
Oh thats right, I keep missing a wonderful opertunity to be annoying! -Dave
record number: 735 recorder: protius-466 timestamp: Tue Jan 13 13:27:05 2004
Hey they have a liquor licence, they can't be all bad! -anonymous by request
record number: 736 recorder: protius-467 timestamp: Thu Jan 15 13:58:26 2004
Its the cruise of slow death! -Dave (while making too many sinking boat metaphors at work)
record number: 737 recorder: protius-468 timestamp: Sat Jan 24 13:12:26 2004
Feel this tire... -Proti Thats not a tire. -KJ Its a cover for your tube? -Proti It keeps the tube on the wheel. -KJ (it was /really/ thin)
record number: 738 recorder: protius-469 timestamp: Sat Jan 24 20:15:14 2004
Command> help help file open failed (hfile) Invalid command. Use 'help ' for assistance. (said an insane terminal server)
record number: 739 recorder: protius-470 timestamp: Fri Jan 30 23:58:04 2004
Why was Goz walking on the water? -Proti Because she's cool! -KJ (on Invader Zim episode, The Wettening)
record number: 740 recorder: protius-471 timestamp: Sun Feb 1 18:16:24 2004
You're dangerously bored arn't you? -Proti No.. what gave you that idea? -KJ "what gave you that idea, the blubbing noises"? -Proti I'm not blubbing. -KJ here, have some blue ones. -Proti oooh! -KJ (while fiddling with some velcro cable straps)
record number: 741 recorder: protius-472 timestamp: Sun Feb 1 19:23:47 2004
Theres garlic in... -KJ *fit* -KJ, Proti get off my brainwave! -Proti (on noting that the tomatos on the menus lined up)
record number: 742 recorder: protius-473 timestamp: Fri Feb 6 18:42:42 2004
What do you need? I have numbers! -Johnny How about a last name? -Checkin person
record number: 743 recorder: protius-474 timestamp: Tue Feb 10 21:16:24 2004
I wonder if John bookmarked the quotes file... Hi John! -KJ (mention this quote to Matt for a free bicycle purchase)
record number: 744 recorder: protius-475 timestamp: Sat Feb 14 11:51:36 2004
Oh look! An airpump! *Ker-swipe* -Xydexx
record number: 745 recorder: protius-476 timestamp: Sat Feb 14 23:19:41 2004
This is for when you just don't feel like designing an output stage. You throw an opamp at it. Hard. -GS (on a 10 watt opamp)
record number: 746 recorder: protius-477 timestamp: Sun Feb 15 23:54:33 2004
550! wooh you could heat your house with that! Probably will... -GS (on Proti's new power supply)
record number: 747 recorder: protius-478 timestamp: Sun Feb 22 18:30:53 2004
Do you have a calculator? -KJ yea, its down stairs... -Proti Not RPN! -KJ uh... no. -Proti
record number: 748 recorder: protius-479 timestamp: Thu Mar 11 22:19:09 2004
If you are finished scanning, touch finish to pay. - Walmart self checkout shutup! -Lady
record number: 749 recorder: protius-480 timestamp: Tue Mar 16 16:57:27 2004
Stupid people pay the bills. -Matt (on working at an anti-virus company)
record number: 750 recorder: protius-481 timestamp: Sat Mar 20 19:03:36 2004
What the fuck's a bistro? -KJ I believe a bistro is where you get your pesto chipotle on panini, with a latte. -Proti
record number: 751 recorder: protius-482 timestamp: Sat Mar 27 18:49:59 2004
..get down! I wanna get down! I wanna get down! I wanna get doown! I wanna ... -Kid at Costco (repeated continuously)
record number: 752 recorder: protius-483 timestamp: Sat Mar 27 20:38:25 2004
You must agitate him with yours somehow, and I want to know what you do, because I want to agitate him too. -Kelar (on TJ's key chain, and Ash)
record number: 753 recorder: protius-484 timestamp: Thu Apr 1 21:28:43 2004
The question is... ker-scrape... -KJ you didn't need that lens... -Proti No. -KJ, Proti (trying clip-on sunglasses)
record number: 754 recorder: protius-485 timestamp: Sat Apr 24 22:11:45 2004
My god! Its green and orange! -GS (on Kelar's phone)
record number: 755 recorder: protius-486 timestamp: Sat May 1 13:50:39 2004
What flavor is that? -Zen Yellow. They didn't have green. -Neo what flavor is yellow? -Crea
record number: 756 recorder: protius-487 timestamp: Sun May 2 12:24:40 2004
I did not throw up on a puppy. -KJ (context on this one would make it far less bizzare)
record number: 757 recorder: protius-488 timestamp: Sun May 2 16:00:06 2004
He licked my knee. I don't know if it was on purpose, or it just dragged by. -KJ You were the victim of a drive-by licking. -Crea (discussing Ash)
record number: 758 recorder: protius-489 timestamp: Mon May 3 19:54:22 2004
Do ziplocks really cause that much difficulty? -Proti Remember that whole yellow and blue make green thing? That was too complicated. -GS
record number: 759 recorder: protius-490 timestamp: Wed May 19 11:25:46 2004
I don't know what the doctor said... Something technical... -Vijaya's grandfather (said a technical person)
record number: 760 recorder: protius-491 timestamp: Sat May 29 16:08:04 2004
I'll have to wait for the chair to recharge... -TJcoyote (on static electricity)
record number: 761 recorder: protius-492 timestamp: Sun May 30 22:11:55 2004
Are humans superlumenal? -Proti No... not transparent enough... -GS (can humans lase? Isn't that what a laserist would do?)
record number: 762 recorder: protius-493 timestamp: Mon May 31 19:13:11 2004
What if SQUIRELS broke in to steal the VACUUM CLEANER? -Dave (harrassing Ash)
record number: 763 recorder: protius-494 timestamp: Mon May 31 19:36:37 2004
Its not so much cocky as we are that good. -Doug (on playing fooz ball 1 handed)
record number: 764 recorder: protius-495 timestamp: Sun Jun 6 22:42:37 2004
I blame You. -Proti I am innocent! He is annoying but not worth killing. -KJ (KJ had been accused of poking Spongebob Squarepants eyes out)
record number: 765 recorder: protius-496 timestamp: Fri Jun 11 21:04:34 2004
You see, in Texas they have dry heat, and its horrible too. -unknown (overheard at lunch)
record number: 766 recorder: protius-497 timestamp: Fri Jun 11 21:32:10 2004
Oh a spool full of coax makes the RF go down... -Linda